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These three cracked me up :)

"The package says "EASY OPEN" So.. Tell me why I had to use, a hammer, scissors, knife, gun AND LIGHTSABER to open the dang thing?!"

"#<( '-'< ) I was going to give you this waffle, ( >'-' )># but then I was like, ( >'#'< ) I'm hungry ( >'-'< ) so I ate it."

"Moonwalking into jail because you‘re a smooth criminal."
 Bella_Dhampir posted over a year ago
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dylin1 said:
"'Normal' what's that? That's a setting on a washing machine! No one wants to be that!" -Ashley Purdy of the Black Veil Brides. That shit's wise.
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posted over a year ago 
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True dat
2dolphn97 posted over a year ago
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indubidably.
dylin1 posted over a year ago
thrillergirl18 said:
Just gimme some truth do you live in a Yellow Submarine, morango fields, or inside a Octopuses Gardan?

Yeah I know it's a pergunta but yeah.
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posted over a year ago 
2dolphn97 said:
"stupid people get their bunda shot" -shannaynay from Shane dawson
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katetekiku said:
I've crissed, i've crossed, i've kissed, and it's cost. :D It's from a song por LIGHTS, who is the girl in that pic. LOVELIGHTS!!!
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I've crissed, i've crossed, i've kissed, and it's cost. :D It's from a song por LIGHTS, who is the girl in that pic. LOVELIGHTS!!!
posted over a year ago 
BatCountry9000 said:
"I object! That was... objectionable." -Miles Edgeworth
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"I object! That was... objectionable." -Miles Edgeworth
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dragonrider said:
"Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's going to tell my mom? And the what the hell am I suppose to do with 10,000 business cards?" -JD from Scrubs.
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Me_Iz_Here said:
"If you rape a prostitute, is it considered shoplifting?"

"Get a text from a blocked number? A IS STALKING ME!"

"Bad day? Theres a Taylor rápido, swift song for that."

"You know what they say about hope. It breeds eternal misery."
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GoldnSnitch_96 said:
Well ladies, it aint gonna suck itself >;D
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egyptprincess7 said:
"Fools!"
"i don't know how to deal with people like you."

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TheNumber8 said:
"I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as good and evil maintain perfect equilibrium, there is no problem. Perfect balance is the key to everything."

I have never agreed with anything Death the Kid has ever said mais than I agree with that one little quote.
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narlyvamp1234 said:
"the only ones who should kill are those prepared to be killed." -Lelouch Vi Britannia

"when your miserable you need to make someone even mais miserable than yourself." -Lucy/Nyu

"when your scared for so long, your fear, and pain turn to hate, and that hate starts to change the world." - Alessa Gllespie

those are all my favoritos
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SheWolf11 said:
"Winter could just suck on my jinglebells!"~Alfred Foster Jones
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"Winter could just suck on my jinglebells!"~Alfred Foster Jones
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