Once upon a time there was a doctor who had sex with his patient. He has so many regret for it that his concious started to play games with him. To calm himself down, he continuously told himself: "It's not that bad. You're not the first doctor who's been in cama with his patient, and you're certainly not going to be the last."
But then his other half pulled him inside the real world again, saying: "But buddy... you're an animal doctor...
posted over a year ago
I was going to tell a blonde joke, but I didn't think that would have been appreciated.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.The blonde driver looks all around in her bolsa and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.” “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.” “Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
A cowboy walked into town and saw a sign that said "Make the horse laugh and win a free beer" So the guy makes the horse laughs and he goes inside to claim his free beer, The seguinte dia he walked into town and saw a sign that said "Make the horse cry win a free beer". So he made the horse cry and went in to claim his free beer. The bartender recognized him from the dia before and he asked how the man did it, He said: "yesterday I said my balls were bigger and he laughed. Today I proved it."
posted over a year ago
I was gonna do a joke on a blonde, a brunette, and a red head but this one seemed funnier.
