Show me your funniest prank calls or texts! :D

Think your prank calls are funny? SHOW ME THEN! i dont care if you block your numbee, if you use bad language, dirtyness or anything else! just leave your username when your finished so i can give you props. And if you decide to be a stalker and keep calling me, (best thing about ipod calling,) I can just change my number!! If you think im an idiot, save your comments because i'm sure my moms already covered most of them XD
My number is +1 334 610 1240

Everybody who calls, gets 2 props!! =3