ok there are a few... 1. A dyslexic robber runs into a bank and screams "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!" 2.What are you going to do for a face when that babuíno asks for its bunda back??! 3. jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. and finally... 4. amor at first sight is a sign of 2 much 2 drink.
I was waiting for the bus driver with some other friends. There was also an alcoholic who's sitting seguinte to us, also waiting for the bus driver we thought. After a while we asked the guy if he might know where the driver is. He said to us that he would come if he's ready and we agreed with him. Then the guy put his bottle cerveja to his lips, drank the last shoot and stepped into the bus. He was our driver ...
posted over a year ago
Shit o.o please tell me you didn't get into the bus xD
My friend got a 69 on her math test. She got all exited and jumped around the room shoving her score in people's faces. Hopefully, you get why... Oh, and "Have you ever gotten so mad that you bit off someone's chin?" AND today, we were watching a 10 minuto news program, and Paula Deen appeared on it, and everyone in the class (including myself) was shouting "BUTTER! BUTTER!".
My friend told me a story about how she was at the airport and saw an Amish couple. Her five ano old brother pointed at them and screamed, "LOOK! There's PILGRIMS!"
How about funniest/stupidest things I've said, I've been ditsy this week (no not being conceited, my mind is blank for others). -Why is there a priest here? (I said this at mass) -*looking through my picture files* Man, he's hot...wait a minuto I hate that character *shrugs* still hot. -I just got completely lost and disoriented, after drinking this, I should sue*holds up "brain boosting" energy drink* (oh and this was at a Scholastic Bowl meet)
