How would you react if someone came to your door and said, "Hapy Anniversary! Five years have passed since I've been stalking you!"

....Where's my present?

That would be so FUN!!!
I'd be like "Wow,five years have passed already? I knew that a mysterious arbusto, bush kept following me around the mall"!!

For the last time Edward leave me alone. -_-' *Slams door*

Depends on the person...if it was a creepy person, or even a normal person I knew, I'd be very creeped out, if it was a creepy person or even normal person I didn't know...I'd still be super creeped out...either way I'd call the cops, & probably ask them the reason they've been stalking me since I was 10...


There could be a good side to this, if it was the sexiest guy you've ever laid eyes on, that would be like, awesome...I'd thank God, jump in his arms, & live happily ever after...

I'd probably tell them "I hope I sufficently bored you," and if they say, no you're fascinating I'd add, "In those five years, you did learn that the sheriff is my neighbor right, and if I call him he will be here in minutes." yeah, the sheriff actually is my neighbor so I'm seguro in that respect.

I would stare at the said person in shock and fear, and then grab one of the swords or butcher knives in my house. xD

oh yes, thank u. uhhhh yea can u get me some tacos

I would run to the phone and call the police O_O
Unless the person stalking me was Victor furgão, van Dort from Corpse Bride, then i'de kiss him >w<

Laugh at the thought that i was being stalked for that long.

Depends on who it was, if it was a friend id just laugh, if it was some aleatório person on someone i dislike id grab either a glock or ak47 whichever's closer (:

I would say, "Yeah, here's a card. Happy Anniversary!"
Then I'd run screaming and call the police.

Hah only......im stalking you way longer......

*stares at aleatório person*

I'd say, "One: you're psycho. Two: you're a creep. Three: *hand him my eyeglasses* You need these mais than I do."

"...Wait, so you know about the dead bodies that I've buried in my backyard?"
*Hold faca behind back if he goes 'Yep!'*

i'd have to lock him in my basement, he knows to much... :)

i'll slam my door right infront of his face XD