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ALREADY tired of Chuck Norris jokes?

Chuck Norris was standing in front of a red traffic light with his Ferarri. The person behind wasn't paying attention, and tapped Chuck's rear bumper VERY lightly...

...and so made the person's car 10 somersaults in the air, went in a spin for 2 minutes, whereafter it caught fire.

HOW ABOUT THAT?
 Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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soxfan89 said:
Yep, It's going Too Far.
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But mine is still funny...
Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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Yes.
soxfan89 posted over a year ago
LunaShay said:
Uhhhh......That's a little far e_o.
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samuraibond005 said:
im sick of them, dont people realize he is just an actor??? ok, so he does study martial arts but that doesn't mean he can actually do the things they say he can do. these jokes are impossible and have no logical ground to stand on and they just make me sick!
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LOL.
r-pattz posted over a year ago
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He's just an actor, but Jackie Chan actually does everything you see in his films. Jokes are just jokes. Still, it's impossible to actually make an airplane crash por pointing your finger towards it, saying 'bang'.
Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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regardless im still sick of them
samuraibond005 posted over a year ago
Drisina said:
No lol they are hilarious .Yes he is just an actor but they are just jokes.
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r-pattz said:
That's one of the worst Chuck Norris jokes I have ever heard. I hope someone roundhouse kicks you for that. -_-
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Don't tell me... por Steven Seagall, right?
Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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?
r-pattz posted over a year ago
caralina100 said:
Sick of them!! I hear them a million times a day! My math teacher wants to get a poster that says 'Chuck Noris can divide por 0, you can't'
SICK OF IT!
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posted over a year ago 
taytrain97 said:
LEAVE CHUCK NORRIS ALONE.

The old man is too old for this crap.

HE DOESN'T WANT PEOPLE TELLING EVERYONE WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING SO LEAVE HIM ALONE OR I KEEL YOU.
>.>
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posted over a year ago 
Princesskiara15 said:
yes.omg they are so annoying.
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