does anyone know any good yo mama jokes?

Here's 10 Yo momma jokes
#1 Yo momma is sooo hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie!
#2 Yo momma is sooo stupid she got run over por a parked car!
#3 Yo momma is sooo stupid she blinked and got lost
#4 Yo momma is soo fat she plugged the hole in the ozone layer
#5 Yo momma is sooo fat its not funny!
#6 Yo momma is soo fat she can't even float in space!
#7 Yo momma is soo fat she got stopted at da airport for havin 200 punds of crack
#8 Yo momma is soo fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.
#9 Yo momma is soo fat when she sat on the toilet she said A B C D E F G get your fat bunda of of me.
#10 Yo Momma Soooooooo Fat...... A Car Crashed Into Her And She Said, "Who Threw That Rock?!"
lol

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory!

haha, i like that pic of the joke!
but i dont got any yo mama jokes, srry!
:D

yo mama so dumb she climbed ova a glass mural to see wut was on teh other side!

yo mama sooo fat wen she jump in the ocean all the whales start singin " WE ARE FAMILY! EVEN IF YO FATTA THAN ME! "

im not sure if you herd these 2 before but..

your mamas so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and she starved to death.

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your mamas so stupid that when she asked me were i got my jeans from i said guess and she said leveis.

yo mama looks like yu
nasty and fat

Yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for the wii fit XD

Your mama is so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Yo mama is so fat that when she dives into a pool she she displaces a greater volume of water proportionately than people with less body mass.

Yo mama is so stupid that she was tested and proven to be mentally retarded.

Yo mama is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Yo mama's so old, she might die soon.