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Os Pinguins de Madagascar

skipper

kowalski

rico

private

Skiparah, Kowalskina and 6 others like this

DrBsNumber1Fan Ok, that was...awkward.

Elelovett Funny! :)

peacebaby7 AWESOME! AND FUNNY!

mostar1219 somehow, i knew Kowalski would be involved in that.

carsfan OMG! :D One of the best commercials I`ve seen! XD

SaturdaySurpris LOL Kowalski!

peacebaby7 MOMMA MADE ME BUTTER BISCUITS GRAVY GRAVY BONGOS!!!! LOL!!

yappy24 dafuq did i just watch?

CuteCuddly "Uh........................ okay..."

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing por a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown pele, peles anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Shipwrecked chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the seguinte mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the barco is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the barco into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no comida no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...

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Private's Book of Secrets.

posted by CuteCuddly

'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope you enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time composição literária in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell you what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice...

Survival chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

I woke up the seguinte mourning knowing that it is time to find comida and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the fogo is still there so it's time for me to look for comida and water. comida and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for comida and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a manga it's perfect and it's seguro for me to eat.

so after i grab the manga I ate the mango. after i ate the manga i crawl with one leg to look for water....

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The Slenderman chp. 2

posted by stlouisfan

Private woke up with bags in his eyes and he carfully climbed out of bed. He looked up and noticed that the other guys weren't in bed. Private just yawned and walked over to the ladder that led to the platform above. He opened the hatch and saw that the guys were already up and training. Private yawned one mais time and climbed up onto the platform.

Skipper looked at Private and said, "Finally up Private?"

Private nodded and said, "Why didn't you guys wake me?"

Kowalski looked at Private and said, "Well it looked like you could use the sleep. You have another sleepless night Private?"

Private nodded...

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Sahara Desert screams/ valentine *Chapter 3*

posted by SkippX101

"(Snore...Snore...) OW!!!" Starlite yelled, something had hit her head while she was sleeping. She rubbed her eyes and then opened them. Her beak dropped. It was a oasis, the grama was go green you would say it was plastic, palm trees and frutas trees surrounded a crystal-clear river, the river was fed por a beautiful waterfall. If you could call it that, the waterfall was only a metre high. "Am i in heaven?" She whispered as she looked at the peixe swimming in the crystal water. "No, because you don't belong there." She heard a familiar voice say, Skipper came swooping in via a vine, he was dripping....

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My Interview with Kowalski M. (by a fã named KowalskiLover)

posted by Lt_Kowalski

So here is an interview I happened to find a while back on one of my profiles and she e-emailed me the code to post it up on my perfil hehe. I am not sure if I still keep in touch with her, but she gave a GREAT interview hehe.
Enjoy!

My Interview with Kowalski - por KoealskiLover

I: I'd like to start off with a hello, how are you today Kowalski?

K.: I..'m doing great

I: Now if you don't mind let's get started on this shall we?

K:Please proceed

I:First of all are you the REAL Kowalski?

K:Yes I am, want me to prove it?

I:Ok, how does it feel to be famous like?

K:Well, we just startd off but we..'re coming...

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Till The Night Ends chapter 1

posted by sweetyKneul

oi everyone! This is my first Story on fanpop. First of all I am from Germany, so my English isn't very good. But I hope you understand everything!

Enjoy!

Today was a normal Saturday morning. After training Kowalski went in his lab. Rico read a comic (because he was unable to read, he just looked at the pictures). Private sat, with his winkies, in front of the TV. Skipper sat at the table, in his fin a coffee cup. In this moment Kowalski came angry out of his lab. "What's up with you?" Asked Rico without having to remove the view from his comic. "I'm just…" Kowalski fell silent when he saw,...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, you got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The árvore falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

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Skilight (chapter 1)

posted by EppofangirlXD

I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked mais like a funeral in my old home, the lontra habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden engradado, caixa had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are you sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....

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Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are you doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 3: New Girl in The Zoo!

posted by Lexii23

Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lémure, lemur or a penguin. There had been a few animais at her past small zoo but she was the only lémure, lemur and there was no other animais except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the topo, início of the box. This is what she would be living in for the seguinte 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the engradado, caixa gently*...

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marlene's lullaby

posted by anna446

one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare cama she sang:

go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from you will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here

as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team said that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?

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little Sister chapter 1

posted by Kowalski355

Skipper: Kowalski? You ok?

Kowalski: *opens eyes * Uhh… *stands up* what?

Private: Are you ok?

Kowalski: Uhh…. What happened?

Skipper: Oh, you were experimenting on Ally and….. You kinda blew Ally and yourself up and you both knocked out, but she woke up before you.

Ally: yeah, why’d you even do that? I mean, really, a super-ray gun that makes people switch feelings….. That already happens in real life!

Kowalski: well, sorry, im not the one that got knocked out!

Private: actually. She and you both got knocked…

Kowalski -_- never mind……

Skipper: eh.. Oh well… *sits in front of TV...

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I will steal your lontra chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he said mumbling

"my encontro, data with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in amor with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, you really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, you lost, I got the girl skipper, so you lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she said as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

a coup of knifes ch1: fights, hate and revealed secrets

posted by andresandru

(story about drama, adventures and friendship, I will change the point of view every chapter)

:::private view:::

I sat, lonely at the tv, some kind of hungry, seeing how skipper drank his coffe, rico was trying to change the lunacorns fighting with me, at the end I let him, but I realy was hungry

"maybe a fishy will change my actitude!" I thought

I went and opened a bottle of sardines, but they didnt taste like they taste, so I wanted to add some sauce - a terrible mistake

I forgot that the sauce was actually truth powder, and I lost control of myself and said 3 things I wish I had never said

"kowalski...

Gender Switch (Chapter 4: Bunks)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless you want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and said between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but you can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And you girls will have to share two stalls...And...

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It. Chapter 1: Sewer encounters

posted by 67Dodge

Central Park was finally closing for the evening, it was a particularily exciting day, now that the situation with a gas leakage being fixed por Kowalski. After a few minutos of guests leaving, Skipper then got up and stopped wagging his tail feathers for the guests. "Good job men!! We have finally flaunted our stuff out there for the kids!!" good job!!" praised Skipper. "Um, Skipper, if I may, isn't today "role check evening"?" asked Kowalski. "Right you are Kowalski!! We must do something to determine who goes out, alright, let's knock over the ninjas, whoever knocks the least amount of ninjas...

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The Magical Smart Tonic Pt 1

posted by Cherpeng

Before sunrise on a beautiful Friday, everyone in the zoo (only the animals) were packed up in the gift comprar wondering why there was a meeting. Everyone was so excited and chit chatting they didn't hear Skipper yell "QUIET!!" in a very firm tone. Finally, Private screamed in the topo, início of his lungs "BE QUIET SKIPPER WANTS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!" Everyone finally quieted down and looked at Private, then Skipper, then Rico and then Kowalski.

It was quiet for a moment until King Julian yelled "Welcome animais to the King Julian annual gathering!" Skipper slapped himself on the forehead and said "RING...

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The Goo Changer(Part6) Finale Results

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs míssil launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...