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"I volunterr!"

added by carsfan

Source: The Most Dangerous Game Night episode

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Os Pinguins de Madagascar

kowalski

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Sw33tPoMFan, CoolNala and 5 others like this

carsfan Oh boy... First, he gets squached by the Rat King in "Miracle on Ice", then he gets squached AGAIN by the robot that the nanites did... TWICE! And now, in "The Most Dangerous Game Night", he gets squiched by Burt! Now that is one unlucky penguin... XD Poor Kowalski... XDD

stlouisfan He actually looks eager to go.

Skipperlovah258 eeeehh... looks painful...

CuteCuddly Kowalski: Help...? Me: Mmm-no.

ILUVKOWALSKI Aw, poor Kowalski :(

Lt_Kowalski Why is it, that I am always getting hurt or something with someones big ass?? It's not fair!

___Sophie___ He's actually stating "I Give Up!"

krazy4kowalski I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

mostar1219 ^^^ does the nexoskeleton count or that robot created by the nanites count? i doubt i'd qualify those incidents as being squished by big asses. More like malfunctions with a hint of being crushed on something's back.

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7 Abominations

posted by JediPenguin16

I had this idea...it festered, it made characters, it implanted itself into my subconscience, and now, I bring it to you.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue reds and browns and yellows began to commandeer the green of the leaves, yet summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon; heat.
Too much heat, in fact, than even the madagascar and Africa faring penguins could take. Standin on thier "iceburg" they waved to the few visitors, exhausted. Even taking a dip in the pool wasn't helping, the cooling units had broken in the heat, and all the "cool" had...

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A Skilene-Filled September (Sample 2)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 2: “Dating Practice”
Thursday, September 2, 2010

Just shy of nine months since she had gone on that infamous encontro, data with Fred, Marlene chuckled to herself as she recalled the whole escapade. She found it funny that she had found him funny, only to learn too soon that her “Bobo” was just a run-of-the-mill buffoon. In fact, she had all but sworn off dating ever again the very seguinte day.

But could she truly hold out on dating again forever? Marlene soon pondered such a question.

“Forever certainly is an awfully long time,” she then thought to herself. “Maybe...

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What's REALLY Going on Between Skipper and Doris

posted by krazy4kowalski

After watching Driven to the Brink, I NEEDED to write this. Enjoy!

Skipper walked through the dark zoo alone. It was well after midnight. He was tired after a long dia of training, but he had to make sure the rest of the team was asleep. Especially Kowalski.

"Doris!" He whispered, "I'm here!" A head poked out of the golfinho tank. Doris looked around, clearly nervous. "Are you alone?" she asked. Skipper nodded.
Doris looked relieved. "Remember, we can't let ANYONE know about this. They could tell Kowalski!"

"No one will know," Skipper promised.

"Are you sure we're doing the right thing here?...

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A dia at the Dentist (Warning: Scary Story!)

posted by beastialmoon

Kowalski’s beak hurt.

He was afraid of the dentist, and had been putting it off for some time now. He saw a zoo ad for “Painless Dentistry” and decided to give it a go. After all, if it was painless, it might help him get over his fear of dentists. He walked into the waiting room. The sign read that the dentist was out at twelve o’clock. It was eleven fifty now.

In the back, Skipper is putting away his instruments. His secretary, Marlene, buzzed in.

“There’s one mais customer to see you, Skipper. Kowalski Houseman. He says its an emergency.”

“Houseman, you say? Kowalski?” he...

Chapter Six: Master of Puppets

posted by beastialmoon

Master of Puppets

Hey, its time for a new chapter! Hope you all like it! It’s one of my longest yet, seeing as this is one of the Longest (and best) rock songs of all time.

Lulu told them why she was here. “My habitat in Hoboken is damaged, and I’m staying here for a spell.”
“We’re happy to have you back, Lulu. It seems Phil is rather excited.” Skipper said. Eyes turned on Phil, who was busy beijar Lulus feet. He stopped, blushed, and backed into the crowd.

I’m your fonte of self destruction

The penguins rolled away, giving the chimps some alone time. Truth be told, she was doing...

Cadet raposa

posted by theWOLFPACK15

run as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason.

Dark clouds romed the winter night sky of New York. a cold rainy night was coming. Down below in Central Park a mother raposa was watching her pup playing up ahead as she walked behind.

"Ok little one, i think its time to head back to the den." The mother said in amuzment as she got close to her kit.

" Aww, but mama its not that late" The kit protested.

"No, but it will rain soon and i don't want to get wet when its this cold out." She pointed out. "now come on." she turned and started to walk the way where their antro, den was.

" Okay!" the kit said as she pranced her way beside her mom.

There was silence...

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Who is Geneal Cassady & the President?

posted by DrBlowhole1

(These are the first comments I have gotten)
-First comment ever made when I joined myspace, was like a fun greeting-
__________________________________•
Col. Skipper
(Apr. 21,2010 6:55PM):
"1Ah...Blowhole! My arch nemesis!
Finally made an account I see...It's obvious that weare NOT friends!"
•__________________
-That was a wounderful welcoming was it not? Ahahaha...anyways,
Yet that was not such a bother this was-
________________________•
Lyn Cassady
(Apr. 22,2010 7:55PM):
*Cassady smirks* "Well....never thought I'd see you here."
•_____________________
-I got suspisous knowing I did not know...

Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having chá with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a segundo ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are you doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did you find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, you know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make...

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The lost Items Chapter one: Good morning!

posted by SJ_waddles

It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.

The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.

And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.

And por all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.

"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T YOU WORK?" Skipper yelled.

"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the topo, início bunk.

"CUPIT??" Private said and woke up and noticed he was beijar his pillow.

"zzzz" Rico snored.

"Oh hello boys, why are you guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.

"Hrmm. I'm sure you know.." Kowalski mumbled.

"Well, since you soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"

Private pretended to sleep again.

Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost lost a flipper...

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Operation: início Sweet início (Chapter 3 of 5)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

OPERATION: início SWEET HOME
CHAPTER THREE
~ Of Thursday and the Times ~

“All right, men, none of us want to see Marlene shipped out of here, so we need to come up with the right plan to block it,” Skipper declared as he took his assento at the mesa, tabela with the other penguins. “I want to hear every possible option.”

Rico grinned at the thought of every possible option, and promptly regurgitated a stick of dynamite.

“Kaboom! Kaboom!” he mumbled as he pulled the stick from his mouth. “Ha, ha, ha!”

Skipper shook his head.

“I like your attitude, Rico,” he said, “but what would we blow...

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Operation: Instant Messaging

posted by skipperluvs

Well, it is 1:52 AM and I am so freaking bored. What does an author like myself do? She writes a story. So, I was drawing something for Deviant Art, and for some reason, I just got that idea stuck in my head…so…Here ya go! Please Review, and give me ideas for future chats you'd like me to post on here, thanks! -^_^-

So here are the chat names!

Skipper: Classified

Kowalski: Einstein2

Rico: Kablamoo

Private: LittleWinky

Julien: RingtailRocks

Maurice: MauriceYO

Mort: IheartFeet

Marlene: Marlene3

Chat Number UNO!

Classified is Online

LittleWinky is Online

LittleWinky: Hey, Skippah!

Classified: -_-!

LittleWinky:...

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In the Shadows - Part 2: Reality

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Skipper jolted up in fright. He looked around. At first his vision was blurry and he was unfamiliar with his surroundings. After a few seconds, his vision cleared and reconized the comfort of his bunk. It was dark. It must have still been early in the morning.

His coração was still racing. What a nightmare! He was relieved it was all just a dream, and he relaxed. His dream felt so real, like it actually happened. Much mais real then any of his other dreams. He could've swore it really happened. He was even surprised that he was asleep in his cama instead of actually running from Marlene.

Skipper...

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V-day maddness

posted by Icicle1penguin

(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot or not)

"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."

At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"

"It's a dia about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a encontro, data Skippa'!"

"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to encontro, data again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure amor exist anymore."

"Skipper, amor does exist," said Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."

"You too Kowalski?"...

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Pairing Probabilities Part 2

posted by Tripenguinman

Here is part two. It features Julene (JulienxMarlene), Prilene (PrivatexMarlene), and Martino (MarlenexAntino). The last one we have never seen these two together but who cares. We might as well analyize the facts on it.

Julene- I'm sorry to all the fãs of this but no way. It will crash and burn. Julien obiviously has feelings for Marlene but there are too many holes in it. One, Julien is mais important to himself than Marlene is. Marlene needs full and utter attention which also explains a problem with skilene and marski. Not enough time for Marlene. Plus Marlene has made it clear that she...

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Blazing amor

posted by ggreen7295

Blazing Love

-NYFD, 2300 Hours

An alarm rang, the fogo men sprang to the pole and slid down to the 1st floor. And most immediately went to the fogo trucks. One ran to another.

“What's the diagnoses?” One fireman asked

“A fogo at the Central Park Zoo.” The other said.

The first fireman lowered his head, closed his eyes, and sighed in disappointment. “Jesus, people trying to kill animais these days?”

“I don't know if that was the cause of the problem.” Then he started to run towards a firetruck. Then he turned and put his arms out towards the fireman. “But there's only one way to...

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Ruby Red

posted by Icicle1penguin

[Skipper]

Septenber 3, 2019.

It was peaceful...too peaceful. Normaly I'd hear Julien dancing to música as usual. But then again, I was gone for 9 years. Maybe he'd changed...well, you never know.

The zoo was the same as when I left it. Exactly the same. Except there is no one crying and begging me to stay. And yes, that was my team who was crying and begging.

I wonder if they missed me. Do they still remember me?...I thought to myself. Maybe I'm just a distant memory to them. I sent them letters, but they never send any back. Don't they know that I'm comming? Maybe they're angry at me for leaving....

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 10)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper barged into the pinguim HQ, Kowalski still close behind, his head hung low with dejection. The first thing he noticed was Private lying on the table, bandaged, bruised, and unconscious, with Rico hovering around him.

He made a B-line to where the young pinguim lay and visually assessed his injuries. After deciding that his wounds although serious, weren’t life threatening, Skipper demanded to know what happened.

Kowalski began to explain how Private had climbed the árvore to rescue the kitten, how he was so close to saving said kitten, and how the branch gave out under his weight. His...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 9)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper’s eyes slowly opened; his vision still blurry from sleep. He blinked twice to regain his focus. For a segundo he forgot where he was, he wasn’t in his bunk, and he wasn’t in the HQ. A brown figure lying seguinte to him caught his attention. It was Marlene. He remembered telling her he would spend the night, knowing that his team could take care of themselves. He shrugged and returned back to a prone position and went back to sleep.

Fifteen minutos later he awoke again, but this time to the smell of peixe coffee brewing on the table. He sat up and put his face in his flippers and let...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 2

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Three days passed and Skipper finally decided that the late night training exercises were not doing anyone any good. No one really knew why he had come to this conclusion, but perhaps he thought it was affecting Kowalski’s mind, as Kowalski had changed throughout the last three days.

Kowalski used to hate música and generally only tolerated it if it was soft and not repetitive and annoying. Now, he already listened to every record the penguins owned and even played them while he was fiddling with an invention. On dia three, he finally packed up all of his inventions and threw them into a corner,...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 6)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper had taken his time to get back from Marlene’s so he could piece together the best words to explain his and Marlene’s relationship, especially to young Private.

He entered through the fishbowl entrance as he usually would, and turned to face his team. Much to his surprise the three were standing facing him, almost as if they expected him.

“Skipper I believe there’s something you need to tell these two.” Kowalski stated as he motioned his flipper first towards Rico then Private. The two of the stared at Skipper anxiously, waiting to hear what Kowalski was talking about.

“Yea...