Os Pinguins de Madagascar Article: You've NEVER done it?- Part 2

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posted by skipperfan5431

AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to encontro, data a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. You don't have to hook up with some aleatório chick you barely even know! Your better than that." She scolded in a firm yet friendly tone. " Well, I know you......" Lilly walked up to Kowalski and slapped him in the face. "Sorry." He said, rubbing his cheek. "Eh, don't worry about it. Men have urges just like women do." She looked at Skipper who was standing beside her. She blushed and turned away. " So.....are we gonna finish the game or what?" Skipper asked as he snatched the frisbee from Lilly and threw it clear over the lake. " Gee. Thanks." Lilly said sarcastically as she ran to fetch the disk.
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IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!
Lilly and Skipper are making out in the HQ. (Yes, they are dating. But nobody else knows!) "Lilly, lets do it!" Skipper urged as he kissed Lilly's neck. "Uh.....do WHAT exactly?" She asked back in a rather shocked and somewhat frightened tone." You know........IT!" Lilly grew very nervous at this point, and she decided to just go and pretend nothing happened. Skipper was just caught up in the moment. She knew he wouldn't preassure hre into doing something she wasn't ready for.........would he?
Lilly gently pushed Skipper away from her and tried to sit up. "Skipper. Im not very comfortable with all this...im gonna leave." Lilly got up and walked twoards the exit. Then Skipper grabbed her flipper and pinned her against the wall. " Come on Lilly. You have to be wiling to take risks, live on the edge, get out of your comfort zone!" Okay, this was REALLY creeping Lilly out! Then she smelled something in his breath......alcohol. " Skipper, your drunk and do not understand what your doing. Come on, let me go." She said, hiding her fear. " What will you give ME if I do?" Skipper put his flipper on Lily's butt and that's where she drew the line. She grabbed Skipper's flipper and slammed him against the wall! " IM AFRAID OF INTIMACY OKAY!? GOSH, HAVE SOME RESPECT SKIPPER!"
Lilly felt betrayed, tears began to fall out of her beautiful blue eyes, and she dashed out of the HQ!
Part 3 coming soon!!

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YMCA

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Huffin and arau, papagaio, puffin

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Lilly!!!

added by GIVMEKINGJULIEN

Source: Me

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NOT HOT POTATO!!!!!

added by Bluepenguin

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Private and Shauna

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PoM pics

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Penguins on Fanpop: Part Seven, Mort's perfil

posted by peacebaby7

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Penguins on Fanpop: Part One, Skipper's perfil

posted by peacebaby7

So, what would it be like for the actual Penguins of Madagascar characters to cadastrar-se fanpop? LOL, this is gonna be interesting. I tried to get it as close as I could to the format of an actual perfil page. Please comment and give feedback! I promise future ones will be funnier. I'm just giving basic profiles for now, later ones will involve mais mural posts and such. :D

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CommanderSkipper
My lema is classified. So is everything else about me, so don't ask.

Gender: Male, 31 years old
Country: Classified.
Websites: Why would I need any???
Favorite TV Show: Shirtless Ninja Action Theater...

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pinguim Bloopers: Stop Bugging Me

posted by peacebaby7

Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope you enjoy it! :D

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Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, or thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a pão box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and...

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Skipper's Curse (6): Frenemy Territory

posted by peacebaby7

I tried to scream her name, but all that escaped my throat was a croaking sound due to my coração clogging my airways. It was as if I’d found Marlene and then lost her all over again. When I turned to go to her, I found a group of lobsters blocking my path.

“Oops,” one of the five said to me, though he obviously couldn’t care less. Rage churned in my stomach and simmered into my cheeks and I started forward.

“You son of a—!”

Let’s just say that the last part of that sentence was censored when all he was able to hear was the sound of my fist making friends with his jaw. I don’t...

My New início

posted by Private1sCut3

My story begins here: inside a crate, in the back of a van, on the very busy roads of Manhattan. Uncle Nigel told me it was time I moved on, and I could only presume the scribbles on this letter he had given me said I was going to community college. But alas, no matter how overwhelming this change felt, it was too late now to turn back; the Central Park Zoo was expecting me. It was time to say goodbye to Texas.

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The zookeeper left me alone, atop an icy platform surround por water: the pinguim habitat.

My tummy growls in hunger very loudly, and I'm sure glad nobody is around to hear...

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Hidden: (12) One Shot, One Chance, One Life

posted by peacebaby7

When they awoke, the rain was pouring harder than ever. Thunder cracked and lightning struck. Raindrops smacked into the mud and splashed three to four inches back into the air before landing once again on the ground. Whatever it was that knocked them out was effective; awakening was a challenge.

When they were fully awake, they were confused. Why were they still alive? Why hadn't the dog eaten them yet?

They were also alone. Though they were bound tightly to each other, restraining any upper body movement.

"What in the name of Justin Bieber's baby is going on here?" Skipper exclaimed taking in...

Getting Into Character

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Author's note: After having the idea for this Penguins of Madagascar story for several months, I finally decided to start composição literária it in December 2012. I would have liked to publicar it on FanFiction.net as well, but I am unable to do so because my story contains a few non-fictional people. I suppose this could be considered my first "real-person fiction" story, though I prefer to think of it as a unique hybrid. You'll soon see why. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment only. All dialogue, opinions, and plot events are the invention of the author.

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GoodBye Private Chapter 5: Confessions And An Attempted Rescue

posted by legendary7

Kowalski and the others rushed out of the H.Q. When they reached the zoo's exit. They stopped immediately. "Marlene, you can't go any farther." Kowalski sighed. "Okay, but tell Skipper…" Marlene stopped.
"Wha?" Rico asked.
"Nevermind, good luck!" Marlene said.
Kowalski nodded and led the others on. "Are we there yet?" Julien groaned. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE"RE THERE!" Kowalski shouted frustratedly.
Mort scurried behind King Julien's feet in hiding. "Wow," Rico said stunned.
Kowalski realized that snapping at Julien won't solve anything. Lowering his head into his flippers, he signed. Rico patted...

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Our Story, part three

posted by queenpalm

And you thought I gave up on this story.
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RICO

Once Rico had found his way onto the boat, he knew he had to hide from the human. He remembered his mother's advice, "When hiding from predators do something they can't do."
Since humans can seem to do anything, this seemed impossible. But, Rico had come this far, he wasn't turning back. He thought really hard, then he remembered, humans can't fly!
Penguins couldn't fly, either. Was there even a chance? Rico thought of mais of his mothers advice, "Humans see the world less detailed, so hide in complicated...

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The pinguim Avengers- Earths mightiest flightless super-heros

posted by SkippX101

It was a beautiful morning in centeral park zoo, it was just after sunrise. Most animais were still asleep, until there was a colossel KOBOOM!

Kowalski stumbled out from the lab, his feathers stuck out from all sides, covered in black flakes. He was holding onto a raio, ray gun

S: Morning Kowalski
K: *cough* Morning Skipper
S: What exploded this time
K: My super-atonicanator, it is suppose to give us all super-powers! Based on my reserch... It is suppose to give us the powers based on our personalities!

Skipper gave Kowalski a blank expression, he slowely put down his coffe mug and sighed. Private yawned...

I am in the PoM World. Chapter 1

posted by CuteCuddly

So, I decided to insert myself in a fanfic. Yay. Hope you enjoy:

I rub my eyes. Was I dreaming? The last thing I remember was...well...having writers block over a fã fiction story on my laptop. Now I was somewhere else. Not my room. I knew I was in the USA. When I found out, that's when I knew, things had gotten weird. I don't even LIVE in the US! I'm halfway across the world! Of course, normal days ARE weird, but this is weirder than weird...

I wander around a while, trying to figure out where on earth I am. That's when I notice the zoo. Maybe someone there can tell me.

I enter the zoo ad talk...

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Hans Strikes Back Chapter 2

posted by legendary7

The penguins headed to the H.Q. Private seemed aroused.

"Oh, boy! I can't wait to meet the new otter! I bet Marlene feels the same! They'll make a perfect couple!" Private exclaimed.

"Private, be quiet!" Skipper snarled.

That night, Skipper couldn't fall asleep. He tossed and turned, there simply was too much on his mind. He closed his eyes and began to count fish. It was only a matter of time before he fell asleep.

The hatch opened slowly, causing the light of the moon to stream in the room. A broad figure tip-toed in. The mysterious guest grabbed the handle of Kowalski's lab's door. It...

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The Private Who Cried lobo Chapter 4

posted by legendary7

That night Private laid awake in his cama listening to the sorrowful howls of the lone wolf. Private was going to tell Skipper about the procurar for a cure.

Skipper woke up in the morning with a queasy sense in his stomach. Everything looked hazy as it did the dia before. He had mixed emoctions of the way he treated his men the other day. He might never see them again. Skipper trudged to the pond. When he got there he was startled por his own reflection. From head to toe he was covered in mud and scratches, probably from the fercious quarrel. There was nothing he remembered after his friends left....

Up to You

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: Among the many ideas I've had running through my head over the years is this short Skipper and Marlene piece that takes place after the end of the "Huffin and Puffin" episode. I would like to thank those who wished for me to write the 1,000th Penguins of Madagascar artigo here.

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As the penguins slept several hours after they had sent Hans to live out his life in the cesspool of Hoboken, Skipper suddenly awoke. "My gut tells me something is not quite right," he thought to himself. "But what?"

Skipper climbed out of his bunk and glanced up...

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The Forming of Skipper's Team (SNEAK PEEK!)

posted by KowalSkip9

Chapter One: A New Friend for Private

A young pinguim was creeping along in the shadows, breathing heavily, trying to stay hidden. He looked around the corner only to see nothing. He tobogganed to the seguinte wall. Almost there, the pinguim thought. He froze in his tracks when he heard footsteps, quickly pressing himself against the cold concrete wall, hoping that the person wouldn't see him. Unfortunately, luck wasn't with him, and a pinguim saw him.
"Hey, guys! Look!" the pinguim yelled, pulling the frightened bird from the shadows. "I found him!"
A group of penguins formed around the two,...