The seguinte morning Skipper had gotten up and headed to the lobby, he was carrying a basket with various breads and pastries. 'Mr. Bates? Are you there? I've got something for you!!' asked Skipper. He then saw Private shuffling downstairs, red in the eyes, possibly from crying so much. 'Ello Skippah, what's the basket for?' asked Private. 'For you, I heard you and your mother arguing last night and I decided to make it up to you, it's breads and pastries,' said Skipper. 'Ohhhh!!!! Thank you soooo much!! Mum loves Garlic pão and tarts!! She loves them very much!! Mum? Skippah gave you breads!!' yelled Private ecstatically. But there was no answer from the upstairs room. 'She even up there?' asked Skipper. 'She lives in our house overlooking the motel, I live in here because mum doesn't want me to stay with her in her house,' said Private. 'You need to send her to a mental hospital Mr. Bates, she really is crazy,' replied Skipper. Private frowned, slammed down the basket on his escrivaninha, mesa and fiddled with his flippers. 'I wish I could, but I don't wanna leave her, you know what I'm saying right skippah?' asked Private.
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Skipper paused for a moment, he looked at Private for a few seconds. por the look of his face, he could tell that Private was a shy, sad, lonely penguin, deprived of love. 'Yes, I understand, your mom doesn't want you to talk to Marlene, doesn't she?' asked Skipper. 'No!! She hates females!! She doesn't want me to talk to girls or flirt!! I'm sick of it!! But she loves me, which is why I listen to her,' said Private. 'Look, listen to my advice, you need to stand up and support your rights!! You're not a hatchling anymore, only a fully grown man any parent would be proud of!!' yelled Skipper. 'You know, you're right, I'll talk to mum!! She needs to learn that!! Thank you so much,' said Private. 'You're welcome, you know, if you're feeling lonely, we'll just stay one mais night okay?' asked Skipper. 'Really?! Hooray!!! I'll ask Marlene out and see if she likes me, you don't mind do you?' asked Private. 'Of course not!! She's available right here, right now,' replied Skipper. Marlene overheard the conversation in her room, she was glad that Private liked her, she then decided to get in formal dress to talk to Private at dinner.
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Private saw Marlene through a peephole he just found in the motel, she was counting the money on the check that was laying on the bed, then she walked to the door and Private pulled away from the peephole and looked at the bare mural formally. 'Hey Private, I heard, you liked me? Like a lover?' asked Marlene. 'Of course I do, I amor you, and, well.... Uh, do you wanna go out, for dinner?' asked Private. 'Sure!! Thanks!! I amor you too!! Where are we eating?' asked Marlene. 'At my mum's house, she's constantly vigilant on me, besides, she cooks real good food,' said Private, stroking the back of his neck. 'Oh, as long as the food's good I'll go with you, and we can discuss stuff about your mom,' answered Marlene. 'Okey dokey, but don't make fun of her, she's pretty touchy in conversations,' replied Private, wiping sweat off his forehead. Marlene then winked at him, and brushed her tail against his hip, making him blush. 'I'll be seeing ya tonight, at the jantar mesa, tabela in your house, is it the big two-story house behind the motel?' asked Marlene. 'Yeah, it's that house exactly,' replied Private, sighing in relief as she walked off to her bedroom.
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Skipper paused for a moment, he looked at Private for a few seconds. por the look of his face, he could tell that Private was a shy, sad, lonely penguin, deprived of love. 'Yes, I understand, your mom doesn't want you to talk to Marlene, doesn't she?' asked Skipper. 'No!! She hates females!! She doesn't want me to talk to girls or flirt!! I'm sick of it!! But she loves me, which is why I listen to her,' said Private. 'Look, listen to my advice, you need to stand up and support your rights!! You're not a hatchling anymore, only a fully grown man any parent would be proud of!!' yelled Skipper. 'You know, you're right, I'll talk to mum!! She needs to learn that!! Thank you so much,' said Private. 'You're welcome, you know, if you're feeling lonely, we'll just stay one mais night okay?' asked Skipper. 'Really?! Hooray!!! I'll ask Marlene out and see if she likes me, you don't mind do you?' asked Private. 'Of course not!! She's available right here, right now,' replied Skipper. Marlene overheard the conversation in her room, she was glad that Private liked her, she then decided to get in formal dress to talk to Private at dinner.
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Private saw Marlene through a peephole he just found in the motel, she was counting the money on the check that was laying on the bed, then she walked to the door and Private pulled away from the peephole and looked at the bare mural formally. 'Hey Private, I heard, you liked me? Like a lover?' asked Marlene. 'Of course I do, I amor you, and, well.... Uh, do you wanna go out, for dinner?' asked Private. 'Sure!! Thanks!! I amor you too!! Where are we eating?' asked Marlene. 'At my mum's house, she's constantly vigilant on me, besides, she cooks real good food,' said Private, stroking the back of his neck. 'Oh, as long as the food's good I'll go with you, and we can discuss stuff about your mom,' answered Marlene. 'Okey dokey, but don't make fun of her, she's pretty touchy in conversations,' replied Private, wiping sweat off his forehead. Marlene then winked at him, and brushed her tail against his hip, making him blush. 'I'll be seeing ya tonight, at the jantar mesa, tabela in your house, is it the big two-story house behind the motel?' asked Marlene. 'Yeah, it's that house exactly,' replied Private, sighing in relief as she walked off to her bedroom.
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little pónei, pônei and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.
Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.
Private Thinks My Little pónei, pônei and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.
Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.
Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.
When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.
When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.
Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.
THE END!
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a violão, guitarra and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a de praia, praia sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would amor me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did you abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would amor me,
If only she would amor me.
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