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Here's a quick, funny story I wrote. From now on, if anyone was leitura my 'A Hero's Tale' fanfic, it's on my FanFiction account.

The door of the HQ burst open, scattering Kowalski and Skipper's chess game on the floor.

"Hello, slap happy penguins!" Julien shouted, who was at the doorway. "Who wants to have fun on Sunday Eve!"

"For one thing, it's called 'Saturday night'," Skipper commented, as he picked up a pawn off of the floor.

"And secondly, no." Kowalski finished his leader's sentence.

Rico set his doll down (he was brushing her hair) and glared at Julien. Private seemed kind of happy though, he was bored and all that had been on the telly were old Lunicorn reruns.

"Aw, come on! Let's celebrate Sunday Eve!" Julien exclaimed, then in a single, quick movement, grabbed all the penguins and rushed out the door again.

seguinte thing the penguins knew, they were all in the lémure, lemur habitat with Julien, Maurice, and Mort. Rico had tried to use a flamethrower to get away, but Mort interrupted and it was fired at the ground, leaving a bit of fogo that Julien then had insisted was their campfire. Not wanting to burn down the habitat, the penguins quickly contained the fire, and after Julien's pleading, had left a small portion of it to be the 'campfire'. The one that they all now sat around, the penguins giving the lemurs odd looks as they tried to roast pineapples on it. Private still seemed pretty enthusiastic, this was the most exciting Saturday night they had had for weeks.

"Are you gonna roast something, I think peixe can be roasted," Maurice asked, as he took the stick Julien's pineapple was on. The ringtailed lémure, lemur had said that he didn't like waiting for it.

"Sure, why not. Maybe it'll pass this awkward moment of silence quicker," Skipper replied. "Rico, fish."

So Rico hacked up several peixe and some sticks, that the penguins then used to roast on the fire. The two groups continued to stare at each other in silence.

"Peaceful night, isn't it?" Private said, breaking the silence.

"It's almost like the city's void," Kowalski reported peacefully.

"Be da da," Rico happily grunted.

"Is quite quiet," Maurice said.

Suddenly, Julien got a wide smile on his face.

"Ukulele campfire song!" Julien shouted in excitement, as he pulled out a ukulele seemingly out of nowhere.

The penguins groaned. Just as the night was possibly starting to look fun. But at least it couldn't get any worse, at least they could cover their ear-holes and not have to listen to the horrible música Julien was about to produce.

And indeed Julien did produce horrid music, for one thing, the ukulele was really out of tune. It sounded like a cat trying to hack up a hairball, the segundo he began to strum on it, causing the penguins to jump. It didn't get any better when he started singing.

"This is a ukulele campfire song!" Julien tried to sing, but mais of screeched like the ukulele. "And I'm gonna sing it all night long!"

The penguins looked with straight faces as Julien continued his horrid song.

"There is a king named Julien! He's the best king on Long Island!"

Skipper groaned again and tilted his head backwards, annoyed.

"One dia he went camping with all of his friends! Maurice, Mort, and the penguins!"

Julien popped up behind the penguins, still playing his horrible song. Rico put his flippers over his ear-holes in attempt to block out the noise.

"Now listen to my ukulele campfire song!"

It had happened to be of what appeared to be the chorus of the song, and Maurice and Mort had begun to sing along. They echoed what Julien had sang. "Now listen to my ukulele campfire song!"

"'Round the fogo we cooked pineapples and fish! They all tasted really good, well, except for the fish!"

Now all the penguins, except for Private, had put their flippers on their ear-holes, but it hadn't helped at all in drowning out the music. Meanwhile, Private's biggest concern was that Julien couldn't find a rhyme for 'fish'.

"We talked about the quiet evening that took hold! But it was interrupted, I am told!"

Mort had taken into consideration Julien's feet, and they danced around while he played the four-stringed instrument. The tiniest lémure, lemur felt like he had to hug them, but instead interrupted himself when he began to sing the chorus again.

"Now listen to my ukulele campfire song!" and Maurice and Mort echoed: "Now listen to my ukulele campfire song!"

Skipper looked at his team, who, just like their leader, were desperate to leave. He gave them one of their secret signals, that the lemurs failed to notice.

"Later in the night when the sky gets dark! Loads of ghost stories we will remark!"

As the penguins silently inched away from the scene and campfire, Mort solely had his eyes on Julien's feet.

"This is the most fun we've had all week!" It was at that moment, Mort jumped on and hugged Julien's feet. "Hey! Mort! Get off my feet!"

Julien continued to play and sing, as he kicked Mort up and away. He just missed noticing that the penguins were then missing, as they dashed back to the HQ.

"Listen to my ukulele campfire song!" Julien sang in the distance, as Skipper slammed the fishbowl shut, drowning out the awful noise.
March 21, 2012
1628 hours


    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...
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Dream

It was a quiet dia in the HQ. It might've even seemed too quiet for some and that "some" wasn't Skipper. To Kowalski, something didn't seem right.
He left the HQ for a while and looked around the zoo and everyone was present in the zoo. All except for one: Monique. He double checked the zoo, he even triple checked. She didn't say anything about leaving and she's talked to Kowalski about a lot.
What was also amazing was that no one else seemed to notice her disappearance except for him. Not even Skipper, and he always his parttime blood shot, highly trained eyes on everything. Kowalski had...
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The seguinte morning, they woke up realizing that Eve had turned on her other side. She was resting her head in his chest, and Skipper had a firm hold around her. They got to their feet and pressed on. They walked close to each other since the temperature was now -27⁰F. They tried to keep warm.

About three hours later, they came to the coast. “How are we going to get across the ocean Skipper? We can’t swim in this water.” Eve pointed out. Skipper spotted a barco far off to their right. “This way. We’re gonna commandeer that boat.” They sprinted in that direction, and while no one was...
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The other penguins were sleeping, but Kowalski couldn't find any slumber. He was too busy swimming in his thoughts.
He was in his lab that night wondering about how the others thought about him for the umphteenth time. Private recently told him that he looks up to him, which gives him a bit of raio, ray of sunshine in his mind, and Rico just thinks about fish, last time he checked. The teammate he worries about the most, though, is Skipper.
For a long time now, Kowalski felt like he's been watched por Skipper, as if the leader was waiting for the scientist to screw up. He knows he's different from the...
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“Skipper, we are going for a long time, can we stop? I’m tired” said Kowalski.
“Me too” said Private, Rico nodded.
“Ok” said Skipper and they sat down.
“How we get back to the zoo?” asked Kowalski.
“Kowalski, you always giving options” said Skipper.
“Oh, right...”
“Firstly, we must go out of this tunnel” said Skipper.
“Ok, I think it’s late” said Private and yawned.
“You can fall asleep” said Skipper.

Fifteen minutos later
Kowalski, Rico and Private fell asleep. But Skipper couldn’t sleep. He wanted to be sure, that nobody attack them or follow them. Finally...
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posted by legendary7
Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy or even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to cama so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking leite from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...
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posted by Private1sCut3
Marlene: "Good day, my Lords!"
*Penguins look at Marlene*
Kowalski: "Orbs of great fire!"
Marlene: "I bid you! I know not of thee!"
Skipper: "Greetings! Beauteous are thee...thou art very pretty...Uhh...Wherefore needest it thou? .... *looks at Kowalski* Sir Kowalski,what say you?"
Kowalski: "By my troth! Henceforth thee dwelling midst a mistress!"
Marlene: "I know not that name!"
Kowalski: "Tis most slendid of oppourtunities, dost thee whence of wisdom before shall canst a goodly length in thee past of times!"
Marlene: "Wilt thou speak of thee? I trow not!"
Kowalski: "Mistress fare thee in thou tongue of flibbbergim!"
Marlene: "Thee speak of nonsense, good sir-"
Kowalski: "Incredulous!"
Marlene: "Naught thee! My name be thou- *Kowalski grabs her tongue* MMarr-lenne!"
Skipper,Private and Rico: "Arlene!"
Skipper: "Ye art hath thee hearts of noble men!"
Marlene: "My..lord?"
Skipper: "My lady said thee!"
dia 27
As Private woke up from cama that morning, the room was dim. Sure the lights were on, but the sky outside the window was darken. Moisture filled the air. Something in the penguins' instincts told them there would be a storm.
He found Skipper standing stiff in front of the window. Terror flooded his eyes. Rico was just as puzzled as Private. There was something bothering Skipper. Uh-oh, here he goes again.
"Skippah, what's wrong?" Private whimpered.
"What?! Uh ... Nothing."
"Is there something we don't know?" Private gulped.
"Listen, the night we came, Ms. Williams tookme into the hall to discuss...
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Problem 1

Kowalski was looking around the zoo. He was inspecting the zoo on his own. He saw a shadowy figure in a hooded sweater por the zoo gates. The figure seemed to be crying. It was a bit tough, but Kowalski recognized the hooded figure to be Monique.
Kowalski called her out, but she just ran away. She knew it was Kowalski, but it was obvious that she didn't feel like talking. That didn't stop Kowalski from going after her, though. Although she kept trying to get away, partially using the roofs of buildings or dark alleyways, he still manages to be on her tail.

Problem 2

After Blowhole was...
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She was just about 10 miles from Manhattan, but her car broke down. When Monique got out of the car, she was angry and sad that she kicked her front left tire while crying. Luckily, she broke down por a repair garage. Before she pusher the car closer to the repair garage, she took out her biker outfit and motorcycle from the trunk. She has been riding a motorcycle a lot to get her anger out. She put on the outfit over her clothes and put her capacete on.
By the time she got back on the road again, she was remembering that night.
Flashback
She and Kowalski were out for shrimp. A man was talking mess...
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posted by Skiparah
It was an unusually chilly night in June. It was the 8th of June to be exact. Rain was pouring down in torrents, showering the abandonned trailer. The reflection of headlights on an occasional passing vehicle or a flashlight danced along the tin roof. A pinguim darted quickly across the gravel road, his body slicked and shiny from the pounding rain. He hurried to the trailer, ducking beneath it and crawling down underneath. He slunk a short ways before thrusting himself up through a hatch in the floor above him. He found himself in a small, warm kitchen. He stood up, slicking the rainwater...
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March 06, 2000
0739 hours


"Hey! Are you okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his rifle on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get...
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(Note: This Is Based Of The Cold Opening of the Family Guy episode "North To North Quahog" and Some Of The Shows Listed Are Stuff I Made Up and are Marked In Italics)

Kowalski: Skipper I'm In Here With Big News!

Skipper: What Is It Kowalski? Denmark Beat America In The Olympic voleibol Tournament?

Kowalski: No We've Benn Canceled!

Rico: WHAT?

Private: oh deer.

Skipper: *spits out peixe Coffee* CANCELED?

Kowalski: Yes.

Private: Why Would They Do That?

Kowlaski: Well Nickelodeon Had To Make Room For Great Shows Like: Fred: The Show, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Planet Sheen, House Of Anubis, Supah Ninjas, Bucket...
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"Gin." Private said as he put his hand of cards on the table. "GAH!" Kowalski exclaimed as he threw his cards on the table. That was the 7th time in a row Private had beaten him. "Oh Kowalski! Don't be a sore loser!" Skipper told him from across the room. He was busy sorting through some classified files. "I'm not a sore loser!" Kowalski told him. "Then why are you so upset!?" Skipper asked. Kowalski looked down a little and muttered: "...Because...I just taught him how to play this morning..." Skipper and Rico held back a laugh as best as they could. "Oh...It's not that big a deal Kowalski!"...
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posted by legendary7
While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The pinguim felt the peixe dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, you okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering pinguim didn't and...
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posted by BrightLight92
"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The pinguim slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help por digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...
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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski:  Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are you a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: You can.

Kowalski: Yay! I amor lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then you can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh* 
Chapter 9

Skipper raised his sword and shield up, the odds were against him, but he had the power of his mother por his side. Blowhole controlled his monster with his mind, with just a simple thought he could make it do anything he wanted. Blowhole controlled his monster to use its claws to crush Skipper like a bug. Skipper jumped up before being sandwiched por the huge bat claws, but didn't notice one of the claws that came up to strike him down. While Skipper was down, Blowhole put his claws together and started to make a laser and shot at Skipper. Skipper turned himself into mist before he...
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posted by peacebaby7
Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice said as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....
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User: Hello silly robot! I am King Julien! You may begin da worshiping!

Cleverbot: I think you're the one hallucinating here, mister giant purple talking weasel.

User: I am not a weasel!! I am a lemur!

Cleverbot: No, you are not a woman, you are a bot. Humans feel emotions. Can you feel true emotions yourself?

User: You are being stupid-y!

Cleverbot: No, you are being stupid!

User: You!

Cleverbot: You're kind of dumb.

User: oi that's what the Skipper pinguim tells me!

Cleverbot: Sorry, you can use it. I'll find something else to say.

User: What? Eh never mind..

Cleverbot: No, I want to know who she is!...
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