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posted by legendary7
Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy or even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to cama so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking leite from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each one of the plastic foes. The pacifying toy spun as Skipper dreamt roughly.
The pyscho shrugged, and turned on the TV. Not even a minuto later he was all engrossed in a monster truck rally. Rapidly tapping a button on the remote over and over again, Rico cranked the volume to the maxium. The loud "bangs" and "crashes" of the cars easily could have woken Skipper up. It must have been a miracle that it didn't-yet.The lab door flung open. Kowalski peaked out, shaking his head. Rico sighed, muttering words under his breath.
Out of nowhere Rico's favorito truck roared its horn - riding out, demolishing minisquel ones in its path. At the topo, início of his lungs, Rico screamed, and clapped. "Whaaaaawhoooooooooo!" But still Skipper was unresponsive.
"Rico!" Kowalski scolded from inside the lab. When he entered he found Celeste and Private embracing. She seemed to be comforting him.
"Before, we start talking, Kowalski, sir. I don't mean to be disrespectful in any way, but please don't be mad at Private." Celeste gulped. "He was trying to keep track of time for his curfew, but I distracted him. It's all my fault. I'm sorry. It won't happen again."
The two boys were stunned. Private had no clue what to say. This pinguim had just met began his best friend, and maybe even more.
"Wow, Celeste that was very responsible of you." Kowalski said, insinuating something to Private. "I'm not mad. To tell you both the truth neither is Skipper."
"What?! Of course he's mad! Are you mad-in a different way? He's always been mad at me! Ever since I was little. He probably was even mad about me joining." Private yelled, but finished in a whimper. He turned his back on them, sniffling. Kowalski said something. Unforunately, his voice was hidden under the sudden sound of the microwave. Anger bubbled inside of Kowalski. That was the last straw. He stormed to the door.
He flung the door open. The tall pinguim started a temper trantrum. "I thought, I told you to be quiet! You're going to wake Skipper up, which is going to be a disaster because he's in a terrible mood!" Kowalski was so worked up. He didn't notice who he was yelling at-until it was too late. "Oh, Skipper! I didn't see you! I thought you were-"
"Come here, Private." Skipper belowed sternly.
Private looked up at Kowalski-terrified.
"I can't do anything!" Kowalski whispered.
Private's whole body trembled as he waddled up to his leader. Celeste followed him-relaxed.
"Nah-ah, go back." Skipper said to Celeste, who did as she was told. Private turned.
"Not you," Skipper said. Whatever was cooking finished. Skipper pulled out two bowls of fish. Silently he grabbed a spoon, and stirred the munk peixe suprise. The process took awhile, and Private gulped.
"So, you want to invite any one else to dinner-Hans, Dr. Blowhole-or maybe even a leporad seal? Yeah, maybe, you can eat this fish, while Celeste and the foca, selo chow down on me." Skipper remarked sarcastically.
"Skippah, please forgive me!" Private pleaded. "But you have to trust me-she won't hurt you! "
"Why should I? You're just a kid! Private, she's tricking you! She's got you under her spell, and you're hooked so deep. You have no clue what you're getting into!"
"You're right. I do 'have no clue what' I'm 'getting into', but I-I just have to keep seeing her. I like her, Skippah! Why can't you respect that, and for once appreciate me and my decisions?!"
"As part of this unit, Private, I expect you to respect my decision. We just met her. How could you trust her?"
"It's something sbout her! It just makes me feel safe!"
"So, you don't trust me to protect you from a so called 'shark', but if it were her with you-that's totally different."
"No, you're just scared. That's the one thing that scares you mais than anything else! Ah-ha, it's her!" Private yelled at the topo, início of his lungs. "I don't need you, anymore, Skippah! I've grown-up."
"Just go, Private. I can't take anymore." Skipper muttered, and turned away. "I hope you both enjoy your munk peixe suprise."
"I doubt it," Private grumbled as he entered the lab.
Celeste sat still. Her body was motionless. She looked barely alive, with her unblinking eyes. Only this time, they were dark green. Private couldn't decipher them. Her face-troubled.
"What's wrong?" Private wondered concerned, with full attention on her. "Don't worry about Skippah-he's just extremely paranoid. Sometimes I think he belongs in a mental hospital."
"It's not that. He's just worried about you. Remember I was in the same position with the humans, and that was the last time I saw my parents." Celeste said solemnly.
"What do mean?" Private asked, already fully aware of her answer.
"I can't ensure you're safety. He's right." Said Celeste. "I'm a monster, because of the scientists. Your falling into my predatorial charm, I sense it. Being around you is almost like the feeling I get, when I'm staring at my prey. You're little-small …mouth-watering. But, I don't want to eat you. I couldn't even bring myself to it, when I thought you and your friends were trying to bring me back to the lab. If it weren't for you ..." She trailed off.
"They would be dead-wouldn't they?" Private said. It only came out as a whisper.
She nodded. They both froze.
"I don't know, about every one else, but I amor you for you!" Private wept.
"Really? You l-love me?"
"Yes!" Private exclaimed, and wrapped his flippers around her. Her eyes shined a glimmering gold. Private loved her for who she was.That emotion was so peculiar to her. She had never met another creature with that feeling before she came. And now she was experiencing it for herself. Love. It was odd, but blissful.
"The problem is-I can't stay away."
"You don't have to,"
"Only if you want me to," Celeste smiled. "Don't run away."
"Never."
"One mais thing."
"Yes?"
"You're wrong," She grinned deviously.
"About?"
"Skipper," She took a deep breath and lowered her voice. "His fear is mais complex. I have a better understanding of it, now, though."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, part of his-is becoming mine." She hinted. Private was completely lost, but he didn't care. He'd have time to give to figure out the labyrithn of Skipper's mind, but now-it was time for rest.
Skipper inclined the ladder to his bed. He stopped when he met Kowalski's eye level directly.
"Don't think I didn't hear the adjective you used to discribe my mood." Skipper said. He shook his head, and contuined up, muttering to himself.
"I thought, I told you to keep him asleep!" Kowalski scolded Rico, his voice low.
"I did," Rico stammered. Kowalski met Skipper, who was wide awake in his bunk.
"You know, you didn't have to wake-up, and get their dinner." Kowalski said.
"I know," Skipper murmured. He rolled on his side shortly after that to avoid anymore conversation. A aleatório scream came from the lab.
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the título says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if you wish to read them. Any título with a Roman numeral seguinte to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope you enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making you laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding o espaço is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told you before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are you doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't you be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do you know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little pónei, pônei and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do you see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And you can be my friend! Oh! And you can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lémure, lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But por golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins beijar Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But por golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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posted by queenpalm
I'm composição literária this so you can find out wich pinguim you are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your favorito way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes you sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your favorito subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a amendoim manteiga winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a corvo showted, as manny badgers and animais ran against Mr. Linert and his arau, papagaio, puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do you think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell you that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if you go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If you don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, or something like that, but I've changed it's título becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone por sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would procurar for clues the seguinte morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...
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 Jake The lontra (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One dia in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a pinguim documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." said a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do you need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't you remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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posted by karenkook
"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm composição literária 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are you doing here?"
   "Well, you seem a bit down in the dumps mais than usual." Private replied. Julien responded por laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few mais animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...
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posted by karenkook
Chapter 1

   Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed por his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
   "Marlene." the lémure, lemur king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...
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 The North Face of Mount Everest
The North Face of Mount Everest
Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are you guys atuação so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally show up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop you and send you back to your gloomy Virtual World, where you came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....
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posted by Kowalski355
Chapter 3.

Little Sister


Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They said they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.


Ally: *goes into lémure, lemur habitat* Mort? You here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need you to tell...
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