The Penguins' Past: Chapter One - A Forgotten Past

posted by KowalskiRocks

*Please note that Melody is my OC and that is the only reason I'm adding her. And also if this story sucks,(and it most likely will, as I'm not a very good writer)please tell me how I can improve it.*

It started as any other day. Skipper was training his crew as usual, but then a huge bird-like thing swooped straight at them! It landed a few meters away from the habitat, and at that point they could see that it wasn't a aleatório object at all: it was a beautiful young penguin!
S: Is that a flying penguin?
K: It would seem so, but penguins can't fly!
P: Skipper, is it just me, or does that pinguim look kinda familiar?
S: I suppose you're right, Private! What do you think, Rico?
R: Yah!
K: What are you talking about? She doesn't look familiar at all!
S: Kowalski, our pasts are actually mais intertwined than you think. Anyway, maybe we should check to see if she's okay.
P: How do you know it's a girl?
S: I just know these things, okay?
K: Well, if you're going to check if she's fine, then you'd better hurry, cause she's leaving.
Kowalski was right. The pinguim was belly-sliding away.
S: Well then what are you waiting for?
Skipper caught up with her first, but as soon as he laid a hand on her shoulder, he was knocked down with an Arqueiro pointing at his heart.

CuteCuddly Hm, most interesting so far. I think you shoudl continue.

KowalskiRocks I am going to continue it, I just wanted to see whether people liked it or not first. But the title is actually way cooler than the story, so don't get your hopes too high.

CuteCuddly It's all right. I'll read it.

queenpalm I like it, but I don't really get the last sentence.

KowalskiRocks It means he's gonna get killed cause there's an arrow that's about to pierce his heart. Any more stupid question?

SaturdaySurpris Oooo, seems like this OC is undangerous! ;D

KowalskiRocks she's only undangerous for now. and besides, looks can be deceiving.

CuteCuddly Can't wait for the next chappie.

KowalskiRocks well i was already writing it, but then my pc crashed so i'll have to type it all over again... *sigh*

KowalskiRocks my pc crashed AGAIN!!!!!!! sorry, will have to postpone the next chapter till tmr, just not in the mood for typing

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The Black Death Chapter 4: The First Death

posted by legendary7

Note: I really hope you guys enjoy this chapter. This is where it gets mais dramatic. Spoiler: (Private has a nightmare, that is pretty violent, so if you don't wanna read that part I understand.) While I was composição literária that part my electricity went out, which freaked me out and caused a delay on posting it. Sorry about that. ;)
Kowalski got his options notebook ready. "My topo, início two suspects are: Ms. Williams and the maid. I think everyone agrees with me." Kowalski assumed. "Actually, Kowalski, I thought Timothy was atuação guilty." Skipper said. "Here, all in favor of my idea raise your flipper."...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did you remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat seguinte to him, looking at the view of the dry sobremesa beyond the oasis island. After a while she said lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that you miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s denunciar and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the denunciar and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative por the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 ano old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do you want to play? You can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw you in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take you on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even mais fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way mais funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

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gansta's paradise chp 2: skipper's gansta life

posted by andresandru

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the segundo best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, you dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper said crossing his arms

the pinguim putted his gun down, and skipper sat right seguinte to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper said sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he said running....

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Prof. Horribl's Sing Along Story (Act I, Part I)

posted by beastialmoon

Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters atuação out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...

KITKA RETURNS!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what amor is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what you wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

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Clone wars! -Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny dia in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention you might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He said bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...

Intro: Diary of Three Dolphins ( and possibly a teddy bear)

posted by JediPenguin16

My three Oc's. The children of Dr. blowhole. Are they evil, nuts, insecure, or a normal golfinho stuck with a super villian-ous dad?
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)

Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one dia read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle...

Chapter 1: I'm about to go to my uncles house and a war is going on.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

This story is about Kowlaski's 4 children. But It's mostly about his oldest son Widget (don't ask about the name!) oh yea, and also it's like 'this year.'(because how am I suppose to know whats gonna happen soon? in the seguinte 15 years?) Enjoy!
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My name is Widget, useless name. I'm a dork and I really don't have any plans with my life.
I'm the oldest of 4 kids. and I really wish I was invisible.
Being the oldest, you get the most responsiblities. Like, if your sister Athena sneaks into your dad's lab when your suppose to be doing your homework, or if...

A pinguim amor Story part 6

posted by Shadowpenguin

Pluma happily leaped out the water. "Hey, guys, what's up?" She said brightly. Kowalski shushed her and pointed down, on to the HQ. Pluma looked down and then up. Private rushed up to her and whispered, "Skipper and Margaret want to be alone right now," Pluma stared at him. What? She mouthed, but she knew what Private meant.

She silently left the pinguim habitat and walked slowly to a small bush. She hide inside it and sobbed quietly. Then, a shadow made it's way toward her. What's wrong? It asked. Pluma looked up. "Oh, hey, Shadow," Pluma looked down again. "It's nothing," Shadow knew better....

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Operation: Mad Genius Chapter 5

posted by PenguinCrazy14

Hey, people of the cyber universe, this, once again, is RavenFeathersOfDarkness, who really shouldn't be composição literária right now…*tries to pull self away from keyboard*…You know, there really is no point in trying, I can't help myself when it comes to this…Sigh…All right, anyway, even though I said I won't be posting any new chapters for about a week, this one idea for this chapter just came to me as I was leitura you guys' reviews, and I couldn't get it out of my head, no matter what methods of mindless distraction I used. [And it didn't help that everywhere I went for the last 4 days, I...

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Operation: Mad Genius Chapter 4

posted by PenguinCrazy14

…Hey, everyone! This is a dull-eyed, yawning RavenFeathersOfDarkness, and even though it's 10 in the morning, I'm still tired! But never mind that, I've been itching to get this chapter typed up and posted. I've had it written since January, and it was eating away at me all this time.

Okay, I'll dedicate this chapter to a few people: Firstly to penguinsfan123, my new friend on Fanpop, you totally rock!!

Secondly, to Yokai Summoner, thanks so much for reviewing, I just amor your penname to death!! Boomshakana right back to ya! [Honestly, I didn't know anyone else liked to say that. The first...

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King Julien

added by B0XFISH

Source: me

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Super cool short comic! "Not my shoes"

added by BirdG

Source: Fuwa2-Kyar, DeviantArt

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He’s Eating Rico’s Brain!

added by SJF_Penguin

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Don't mess with Penguins

added by skipperluvs

Source: Don't mess with Penguins

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Knock Knock Jokes

posted by Bluepenguin

- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two mais hours until they show the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one dia can you please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...