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The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid you guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: You wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast is clear.
K: She doesn't seem to suspect a thing.
At the school; backstage
Me: (talking to myself) Alright, wig in place, check. Make up for the lights, check.
K: (from behind me) Complete confidence?
Me: Check. What? (looking behind me)
K: What's up, Monique?
S: Just to let you know, this was Kowalski's idea.
Me: I didn't think you guys would make it.
K: Well, I took a little peek into the future, let the others know ahead of time, and came up with this idea to see you perform.
Mastique: Jessica, David and I made it here, too.
Me: Okay, but why is Mort here? (pointing behind Jessica)
Jessica: Oh, my dad thought it would be a good idea to keep Mort from annoying him.
Mort: (struggling with container) Woah, this is heavy and smells like a boot.
S: That's number 12!!
K: I thought we got rid of that! (Mort accidentally throws the formula and it gets into my mouth)
Me: I don't feel so good.
K: Just take it easy, Monique.
Me: I need to find the restroom! (runs off)
In the restroom
Me: (after vomitting 27 times) Eww, I'm a mess. Better clean up and change before I go on.
Backstage 1 hora later
Jessica: Alright, I set up the cage back início and made a stuffed animal version of my dad's feet. I still don't get this obsession problem.
Mastique: I'll do the spell. Transportus Mortus lémure, lemur Habitatus. (Mort disappears)
Me: (walking back. I end up looking skinny while wearing dark clothing with spiked boots and my hair completely down) Sorry it took so long. I couldn't find anything else at this size.
K: Woah! You look completely different.
David: It seems hard to believe that you're you.
Announcer: And now, Angela Bult!
Me: Well, I better get going. I'll be cantar a few familiar songs. (on stage, I aing "Reflection", "Graveyard 8", and "What About Now".)
The seguinte day
Maurice: Wait, isn't that Monique?
Julien: What? No, that can't be, she looks like she's been skinnified or something.
Mort: I know what happened.
Julien: Shut up, annoying one and stay in that cage!
In the HQ
K: Alright, now to scan you with the Laser Disguise raio, ray and this look will be saved as a disguise.
S: (mumbles) Obviously.
K: Now, stand still. (Kowalski scans me with his invention) Alright, you can return to normal with your spell now.
Me: Though there was lack of recognition in store, I'd like to be how I was before. (I return to normal size)
K: Perfect.
Me: I don't want to end up like Sherman Klump and Buddy Love.
K: Then, I guess there's one mais thing that you need to do.
Me: Confess about who I really am?
K: Exactly.
At the school
Me: (as Angela Bult) Everyone, listen. I know I looked different now than I looked last night.
aleatório Kid: You sure do look different.
Me: Yea, so before I get a little out of control with my appearance change, I just want to say...(looking unsure at Kowalski, who is backstage)
K: (whisper) Don't feel bad about this.
Me:...I'm not just Angela Bult. (takes off the wig and everyone gasps) I'm a recently fellow New Yorker named Monique Peterson. (note: Peterson is a disguise last name for the name "Monique Penguin")
Same kid from "Field Tripped": I've seen you at the zoo a lot!
Me: Never mind that. The point is, Angela Bult was just a double identity creation. I'm sorry if I disappoint. (long silence)
aleatório female student: She's still the incredible female singer. Let's hear it for Monique Peterson! (everyone cheers)
Me: (whispering) What just happened?
K: (whispering back) You stood up for yourself and revealed something big. Their not only cheering for your success in the past, but their cheering for your courage.
Back at the zoo
K: Well, that's one less tragedy to worry about.
Me: Yea, now we need to figure out how to keep Jessica from being sucked into Julien's stupidity.
K: Oh don't worry. In that case, we may be young for grandparenting, but we've got a few tricks up the sleeve.
Me: Way ahead of you. I mentally replaced Julien's stupidity, minus the dancing, with some insanity.
K: Who's insanity?
Me: I don't know how but mine's and someone elses.
Jessica: Who wants to battle chainsaws? (vomits a chainsaw)
Me: Uh oh.
K: Retreat!!! (we both run away)

The end
“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where you can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t you those penguins from the aquarium?” fred figglehorn interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do you want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that lontra friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks atrás when you said you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he said with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra manga for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You said your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien said before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene said one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene pomba into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: Os Pinguins de Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope you all enjoy them. por the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why you would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank you for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting seguinte to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't mover as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are you in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The pinguim in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen - Uma Aventura Congelante is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he said pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat seguinte to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic animais had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did you manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the topo, início bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The golfinho Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking chá and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I said to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did you ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails
The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do or die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a rato again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have you ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope you enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” said Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few mais touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now or never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested por link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance por Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And por the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did you have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a mesa, tabela in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever you are or your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...
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