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posted by Canada24
Therapist: So.. Your Mrs Lulamoon's boyfriend?

Saten: I guess I am.

Therapist: She's a sweet kid., And she seems very concerned for you... And I must say.. After examining your files... She should of came to me "sooner".

Saten: What are you talking about.. I'm perfectly fine

Therapist: You killed 3 people..

Saten: Not on purpose!

Therapist: And sent 2 into the hospital.

Saten: ... Okay, you got me there... But they were calling Trixie fat

Therapist: So you break their legs!?

Saten: And I would do it again and again.

Therapist: Uhh... Let's just skip into it.. She says you hate your dad.. How is he anyway?

Saten: Dead

Therapist: ... And your mother?

Saten: Killed him

Therapist: ... Wanna talk about that?

Saten; Just did

Therapist: ... Okay... Let's talk about your mother than... Firstly, what's her name?

Saten: Maddy., Maddy Twist... And she is EVIL!

Therapist: I'm sensing some anger towards this Maddy character

Saten: (sarcastically) Ohh, your good

Therapist: Tell me then.. Why do you hate your mother, mister Twist?

Saten: ... (Sighs) Fine... I'm not saying I hate her.. Frankly I felt bad for her.. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on her and beat her up., Make her feel like she's not worthy of him, and not pretty enough for him. Even though she's actually "very" pretty.. And also beat me up just as badly.. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened por his lose.. And Maddy even less so... But instead of trying to show me the amor dad NEVER did.. Maddy instead chose to

completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. Maddy saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited her.. And when it didn't she'd sent me to boarding school., or Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She's the only woman one in my family who dosen't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!

Therapist: ... Well... Seems your not ready to talk about it..

Saten: But I ju-

Therapist: Sorry mate.. We're out of time.. Close the door on your way out..

(LATER THAT SAME EVENING)..

Trixie: Sorry the doctor couldn't help you..

Saten: Well.. I didn't have much faith in him.. I'm quite use to being unloved..

Trixie: That's not true.. I will 'always' amor you Saten.

Saten: I know.. And thank you.

Trixie: I might know how to cheer you up.

Saten: And how do you plan on tha-

Trixie: (kisses him on the lips).. Feel better?

Saten: ... About what?

Trixie: (giggles rather cutely) never mind..

END OF EPISODE:
 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
arco iris, arco-íris Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called you all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, or others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my friends being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because armas kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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posted by applejackrocks
So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: oi AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do you know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...
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posted by applejackrocks
In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful dia to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* you said it sister!
RD: oi Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would you pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the animais with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain chocolate milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........
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posted by xFluttershyx
"Okay, everypony", said Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance said that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", said Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", said Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", said Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...
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*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are you doing this i know you have the power to stop this so amor and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: you made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
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added by karinabrony
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please denunciar to the arco iris, arco-íris sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow coração blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the nuvem floor as she stumbled towards the arco iris, arco-íris sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. arco iris, arco-íris coração flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at arco iris, arco-íris Heart,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...
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