Therapist: So.. Your Mrs Lulamoon's boyfriend?
Saten: I guess I am.
Therapist: She's a sweet kid., And she seems very concerned for you... And I must say.. After examining your files... She should of came to me "sooner".
Saten: What are you talking about.. I'm perfectly fine
Therapist: You killed 3 people..
Saten: Not on purpose!
Therapist: And sent 2 into the hospital.
Saten: ... Okay, you got me there... But they were calling Trixie fat
Therapist: So you break their legs!?
Saten: And I would do it again and again.
Therapist: Uhh... Let's just skip into it.. She says you hate your dad.. How is he anyway?
Saten: Dead
Therapist: ... And your mother?
Saten: Killed him
Therapist: ... Wanna talk about that?
Saten; Just did
Therapist: ... Okay... Let's talk about your mother than... Firstly, what's her name?
Saten: Maddy., Maddy Twist... And she is EVIL!
Therapist: I'm sensing some anger towards this Maddy character
Saten: (sarcastically) Ohh, your good
Therapist: Tell me then.. Why do you hate your mother, mister Twist?
Saten: ... (Sighs) Fine... I'm not saying I hate her.. Frankly I felt bad for her.. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on her and beat her up., Make her feel like she's not worthy of him, and not pretty enough for him. Even though she's actually "very" pretty.. And also beat me up just as badly.. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened por his lose.. And Maddy even less so... But instead of trying to show me the amor dad NEVER did.. Maddy instead chose to
completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. Maddy saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited her.. And when it didn't she'd sent me to boarding school., or Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She's the only woman one in my family who dosen't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!
Therapist: ... Well... Seems your not ready to talk about it..
Saten: But I ju-
Therapist: Sorry mate.. We're out of time.. Close the door on your way out..
(LATER THAT SAME EVENING)..
Trixie: Sorry the doctor couldn't help you..
Saten: Well.. I didn't have much faith in him.. I'm quite use to being unloved..
Trixie: That's not true.. I will 'always' amor you Saten.
Saten: I know.. And thank you.
Trixie: I might know how to cheer you up.
Saten: And how do you plan on tha-
Trixie: (kisses him on the lips).. Feel better?
Saten: ... About what?
Trixie: (giggles rather cutely) never mind..
END OF EPISODE:
Saten: I guess I am.
Therapist: She's a sweet kid., And she seems very concerned for you... And I must say.. After examining your files... She should of came to me "sooner".
Saten: What are you talking about.. I'm perfectly fine
Therapist: You killed 3 people..
Saten: Not on purpose!
Therapist: And sent 2 into the hospital.
Saten: ... Okay, you got me there... But they were calling Trixie fat
Therapist: So you break their legs!?
Saten: And I would do it again and again.
Therapist: Uhh... Let's just skip into it.. She says you hate your dad.. How is he anyway?
Saten: Dead
Therapist: ... And your mother?
Saten: Killed him
Therapist: ... Wanna talk about that?
Saten; Just did
Therapist: ... Okay... Let's talk about your mother than... Firstly, what's her name?
Saten: Maddy., Maddy Twist... And she is EVIL!
Therapist: I'm sensing some anger towards this Maddy character
Saten: (sarcastically) Ohh, your good
Therapist: Tell me then.. Why do you hate your mother, mister Twist?
Saten: ... (Sighs) Fine... I'm not saying I hate her.. Frankly I felt bad for her.. My father was a bully and and drunk.. He would always cheat on her and beat her up., Make her feel like she's not worthy of him, and not pretty enough for him. Even though she's actually "very" pretty.. And also beat me up just as badly.. His idea of 'love' is calling me the broken condom child, what wasn't suppose to fuckin happen in the first place... When he died., I can't say I was too saddened por his lose.. And Maddy even less so... But instead of trying to show me the amor dad NEVER did.. Maddy instead chose to
completely ignore me.. And began dating a series of men.. Who couldn't care less about me!.. But that was fine.. Maddy saw me as just some "thing" she can bring out whenever it suited her.. And when it didn't she'd sent me to boarding school., or Jewish camp, where I got beat up for not even being JEWISH!.. Frankly the ONLY one to care for me was Derpy.. She's the only woman one in my family who dosen't beat me up for no particular reason!... And this is why I NEVER bring up my cold, loveless childhood!
Therapist: ... Well... Seems your not ready to talk about it..
Saten: But I ju-
Therapist: Sorry mate.. We're out of time.. Close the door on your way out..
(LATER THAT SAME EVENING)..
Trixie: Sorry the doctor couldn't help you..
Saten: Well.. I didn't have much faith in him.. I'm quite use to being unloved..
Trixie: That's not true.. I will 'always' amor you Saten.
Saten: I know.. And thank you.
Trixie: I might know how to cheer you up.
Saten: And how do you plan on tha-
Trixie: (kisses him on the lips).. Feel better?
Saten: ... About what?
Trixie: (giggles rather cutely) never mind..
END OF EPISODE:
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My coração is pure (her coração is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail or will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My coração is pure (her coração is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
