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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 20, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming - Sherman Hill
Time: 10:34 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Donut were close to the yards in Cheyenne. They were still angry at each other for nearly crashing into another train.

Roger: If we crashed into that train, we would've gotten time off for our job.
Donut: Without getting paid! I don't care if I get to work or not, but all I care about is getting paid hundreds of dollars for driving a train from one place to another, without crashing!
Roger: seguinte time we get the opportunity to crash, don't screw it up. You'll be thanking me for letting our train crash.
Donut: *Slows the train down as it goes into the yards*
Roger: You don't listen.
Donut: *Stops the train seguinte to the yard tower* And now we get out. *Gets out of the train*
Roger: No thank you.
Donut: Roger, we have to get out of the train, mover it!
Roger: *Draws the middle finger, and shows it to Donut* I don't want to.
Gordon: *Arrives* Donut, long time no see. What's going on?
Donut: *Points at Roger* He is being an asshole, and will not come out of the train, and says that I get angrier then him.
Roger: But it's true. You're the most pissed off pónei, pônei I've ever seen.
Donut: No, you are!
Gordon: You wanna see pissed off? I'll show it to you if you don't stop arguing. Roger, get out of the train!
Roger: You'll never get me out.
Gordon: *Throws a wrench at Roger*
Roger: What the fuck was that for?
Gordon: GET OUT OF THE TRAIN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Roger: *Gets out* What's your problem?
Gordon: *Gets into the engine's cab*
Jeff: *Goes to the coupling, and uncouples the engines from the freight train*
Gordon: *Drives the engines to the servicing facility*
Roger: *Looks at Donut* Alright, I owe you an apology. After what that laranja dick just did, I realize now that you're not the angriest pónei, pônei ever.
Donut: Neither are you.

On their way back to Ogden, Roger, and Donut were quiet. They didn't say a single word to each other. The train they drove had twenty five empty stock cars.

Roger: *Stops the train in the trainyard*
Donut: *Gets out of the train*
Nikki: Howdy.
Donut: Hey.
Nikki: Duke told me you two were arguing earlier, but it seems like you two are okay now.
Donut: Let's just say, somepony encouraged us to not be angry.
Roger: Yeah, we were being idiots.
Nikki: Well, it's nice to see you two are atuação normal, and not angry. *Checks her watch* I have to go to the station, I'll see you later. *Walks to the station*
Donut: So, what's next?
Roger: Well, I don't know about you, but I have to drive another freight train.
Donut: Where to?
Roger: Las Pegasus.
Donut: That's where I am heading as well. What is your train's ID number?
Roger: 58970.
Donut: So is mine. That means we're working together again.

And so, Roger, and Donut smiled, and walked to their train together.

The End

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

The Union Pacific runs low on fuel for their locomotives.
 Stock cars.
Stock cars.
Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the anterior installment, its based on creepypastas, mais specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comment and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a sofá she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box por Nirvana)

Sitting por the door waiting for you to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any anjos left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no mais urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when you ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any anjos left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
Ok. This is my first artigo based on my opinion. If you want me to write another artigo on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in pergunta right now: Cloppers

Yes you heard me cloppers. If you don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little pónei, pônei (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If you notice there is a clopper, why should that bother you in anyway? It's...
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Source: Obviously Not Me...
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Source: Equestria Daily
My Little pónei, pônei Friendship is Magic season 4 episode 6 Power Ponies to me is one of the best episodes I have ever seen. This is indeed one of my favorito My Little pónei, pônei eps ever. The story to it was very cool. I thought it was very creative. I like the idea that they went in a comic book world and the only way to get back início was to stop the villian from taking over the world in the town in the comic. I like that Spike didn't know it was a magic comic book. He was like what? when he read the small composição literária xD It was cool having them all get sucked into the comic and they all had super powers...
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After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the rua from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell you something.
Jeff: You look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if you don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill you two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...
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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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(Not much, but just a small something to keep you guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)


Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were you successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten said from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and carregando it with a real Arqueiro and said "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten said and pointed the crossbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, you finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's natal List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got mais important news.
Tom: Yes. In the anterior episode, we forgot...
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CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were mais writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that bolo de copo has some of the greastest fã vídeos and fã sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
You're now chatting with a aleatório stranger. Say hi!
You both like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Stranger: (role play, you can be anyone) (Name: Rose, Height: the same as an adult mare Eyes: One blue one red, Scales: Black, Chest Plates: Dark grey, Tail blade: Like Cynder’s, Horns: Also like Cynder’s Wings: Her wings resemble a dragões wings and are black with a dark grey membrane. She has a chain attached to her right leg and she walks on four legs) Rose ran into Ponyville from the everfree forest. Her pace was slowing as she ran. She had a large cut that ran from her chest down to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know you spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...
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posted by DragonAura15
 "If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small dividido, dividir in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of as cores for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her escrivaninha, mesa in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that you enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...
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