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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 20, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming - Sherman Hill
Time: 10:34 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Donut were close to the yards in Cheyenne. They were still angry at each other for nearly crashing into another train.

Roger: If we crashed into that train, we would've gotten time off for our job.
Donut: Without getting paid! I don't care if I get to work or not, but all I care about is getting paid hundreds of dollars for driving a train from one place to another, without crashing!
Roger: seguinte time we get the opportunity to crash, don't screw it up. You'll be thanking me for letting our train crash.
Donut: *Slows the train down as it goes into the yards*
Roger: You don't listen.
Donut: *Stops the train seguinte to the yard tower* And now we get out. *Gets out of the train*
Roger: No thank you.
Donut: Roger, we have to get out of the train, mover it!
Roger: *Draws the middle finger, and shows it to Donut* I don't want to.
Gordon: *Arrives* Donut, long time no see. What's going on?
Donut: *Points at Roger* He is being an asshole, and will not come out of the train, and says that I get angrier then him.
Roger: But it's true. You're the most pissed off pónei, pônei I've ever seen.
Donut: No, you are!
Gordon: You wanna see pissed off? I'll show it to you if you don't stop arguing. Roger, get out of the train!
Roger: You'll never get me out.
Gordon: *Throws a wrench at Roger*
Roger: What the fuck was that for?
Gordon: GET OUT OF THE TRAIN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Roger: *Gets out* What's your problem?
Gordon: *Gets into the engine's cab*
Jeff: *Goes to the coupling, and uncouples the engines from the freight train*
Gordon: *Drives the engines to the servicing facility*
Roger: *Looks at Donut* Alright, I owe you an apology. After what that laranja dick just did, I realize now that you're not the angriest pónei, pônei ever.
Donut: Neither are you.

On their way back to Ogden, Roger, and Donut were quiet. They didn't say a single word to each other. The train they drove had twenty five empty stock cars.

Roger: *Stops the train in the trainyard*
Donut: *Gets out of the train*
Nikki: Howdy.
Donut: Hey.
Nikki: Duke told me you two were arguing earlier, but it seems like you two are okay now.
Donut: Let's just say, somepony encouraged us to not be angry.
Roger: Yeah, we were being idiots.
Nikki: Well, it's nice to see you two are atuação normal, and not angry. *Checks her watch* I have to go to the station, I'll see you later. *Walks to the station*
Donut: So, what's next?
Roger: Well, I don't know about you, but I have to drive another freight train.
Donut: Where to?
Roger: Las Pegasus.
Donut: That's where I am heading as well. What is your train's ID number?
Roger: 58970.
Donut: So is mine. That means we're working together again.

And so, Roger, and Donut smiled, and walked to their train together.

The End

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

The Union Pacific runs low on fuel for their locomotives.
 Stock cars.
Stock cars.
Let's start with aguardente de maçã bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: maçã, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes arco iris, arco-íris dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't you just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after leitura creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are you doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animais and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt por them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
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Source: Me. Myself. And I.
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my little pony - a amizade é mágica
Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony said "Let's go this way!" And I said "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my friends to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle
Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make you smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't you be início right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...
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Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't you the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings you here?.. All out of rosquinhas in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then you might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do you want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing por a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, you have parked too close to a fogo hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the fogo hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says you have to park ten hooves, or...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would you like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that you threatened to beat her up if you saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have you seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't you have some drinks with me? You'll amor it.
Bob: How many did you have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would you like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would you want to beat...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see you now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
queen of Changelings: This dia is going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This dia was going to be perfect, the kind of dia of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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added by shadowknuxgirl
Source: Me and MLP :D
added by kitmolly123
Source: spirtto on deviantArt