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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 20, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming - Sherman Hill
Time: 10:34 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Donut were close to the yards in Cheyenne. They were still angry at each other for nearly crashing into another train.

Roger: If we crashed into that train, we would've gotten time off for our job.
Donut: Without getting paid! I don't care if I get to work or not, but all I care about is getting paid hundreds of dollars for driving a train from one place to another, without crashing!
Roger: seguinte time we get the opportunity to crash, don't screw it up. You'll be thanking me for letting our train crash.
Donut: *Slows the train down as it goes into the yards*
Roger: You don't listen.
Donut: *Stops the train seguinte to the yard tower* And now we get out. *Gets out of the train*
Roger: No thank you.
Donut: Roger, we have to get out of the train, mover it!
Roger: *Draws the middle finger, and shows it to Donut* I don't want to.
Gordon: *Arrives* Donut, long time no see. What's going on?
Donut: *Points at Roger* He is being an asshole, and will not come out of the train, and says that I get angrier then him.
Roger: But it's true. You're the most pissed off pónei, pônei I've ever seen.
Donut: No, you are!
Gordon: You wanna see pissed off? I'll show it to you if you don't stop arguing. Roger, get out of the train!
Roger: You'll never get me out.
Gordon: *Throws a wrench at Roger*
Roger: What the fuck was that for?
Gordon: GET OUT OF THE TRAIN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Roger: *Gets out* What's your problem?
Gordon: *Gets into the engine's cab*
Jeff: *Goes to the coupling, and uncouples the engines from the freight train*
Gordon: *Drives the engines to the servicing facility*
Roger: *Looks at Donut* Alright, I owe you an apology. After what that laranja dick just did, I realize now that you're not the angriest pónei, pônei ever.
Donut: Neither are you.

On their way back to Ogden, Roger, and Donut were quiet. They didn't say a single word to each other. The train they drove had twenty five empty stock cars.

Roger: *Stops the train in the trainyard*
Donut: *Gets out of the train*
Nikki: Howdy.
Donut: Hey.
Nikki: Duke told me you two were arguing earlier, but it seems like you two are okay now.
Donut: Let's just say, somepony encouraged us to not be angry.
Roger: Yeah, we were being idiots.
Nikki: Well, it's nice to see you two are atuação normal, and not angry. *Checks her watch* I have to go to the station, I'll see you later. *Walks to the station*
Donut: So, what's next?
Roger: Well, I don't know about you, but I have to drive another freight train.
Donut: Where to?
Roger: Las Pegasus.
Donut: That's where I am heading as well. What is your train's ID number?
Roger: 58970.
Donut: So is mine. That means we're working together again.

And so, Roger, and Donut smiled, and walked to their train together.

The End

On the seguinte episode of Ponies On The Rails

The Union Pacific runs low on fuel for their locomotives.
 Stock cars.
Stock cars.
Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits seguinte to me* What are you reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do you say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped por Communists, and almost died por a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are you sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To you maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? You guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what you say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. You going...
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I thought I would have mais ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till seguinte time my dear fãs :)

I'm suppose to write mais words so here's aleatório metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she said yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: You shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the arco iris, arco-íris magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. atuação innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a pónei, pônei named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to aguardente de maçã because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris, arco-íris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have you got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that you found her. Have you stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with you Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would you like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the tronco, porta-malas of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if you don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens tronco, porta-malas door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, you got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. You have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia chocolate Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta show this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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 Mike
Mike
As mentioned in the anterior part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned por CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the salada Bowl Express,...
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posted by Canada24
I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my favorito moments is found on my perfil pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pera, pear instead of apple.
Choosing death if an laranja or a banana were her only comida opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her maçã, apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a pónei, pônei in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, you don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. You gotta make sure...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage
When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are you a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad you didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank you for your...
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posted by alinah_09
Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...
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Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which you probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not eliminar them since all that composição literária would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, joyreactor