arco iris, arco-íris Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was mais like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why are you just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What did you do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Scoots, you okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pónei, pônei that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, you got a point there. How about, we have you further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was not happy with me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a bolinho, queque today.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn you not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think we should mover back to the nuvem house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was mais like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why are you just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What did you do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Scoots, you okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pónei, pônei that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, you got a point there. How about, we have you further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was not happy with me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a bolinho, queque today.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn you not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think we should mover back to the nuvem house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
This small, crappy, chapter is all I got..
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like you would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some gold hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
"Do we really have to wear these?" Rover whispered, as it's revealed, Ganger is making them wear old hockey masks (like you would see on JASON VOORHEES).
"Yes.. Because there awesome" Ganger whispered, putting on his mask.
"But it's the middle of the night, Rarity will be asleep" Rover whispered back, revealing they've sneak into Rarity's house.
"Yeah.. And why are we even here?" Spot whispered.
"I told you.. Rarity may have some gold hidden around.. She likes making her dresses 'fancy" Ganger whispered back.
It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. You realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find amor in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS amor me.
Ditto: You got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. Or hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck you too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. You realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find amor in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS amor me.
Ditto: You got a lot of problems, don't you?
After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. Or hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck you too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.
TO BE CONTAINUED