arco iris, arco-íris Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was mais like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why are you just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What did you do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Scoots, you okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pónei, pônei that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, you got a point there. How about, we have you further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was not happy with me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a bolinho, queque today.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn you not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think we should mover back to the nuvem house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
Song: link
Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.
Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was mais like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why are you just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What did you do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Scoots, you okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!
He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.
At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pónei, pônei that had dynamite.
Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, you got a point there. How about, we have you further away from the explosions?
Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.
Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*
The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.
Back at the house, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was not happy with me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a bolinho, queque today.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn you not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think we should mover back to the nuvem house. After that, you're grounded.
Oh well. Life isn't fair.
The End
But now, the remains of the evil duos were still at large thanks to their minds.
One of the exact oldest disciples was none other than The male Father to The once beautifully girl band on Canterlot High,The Dazzling, Forte Luster Dazzles, wants to do every thing in his power to resurrect his old master out from the portal to reclaim equestria.
