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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, or just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight por train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered por train. Just like with the passengers.
Roger: I hope that never happens. *Stops train* Relax, and take a nap while I refuel the train.
Anthony: I'm not even that tired.
Roger: Then just relax. *Gets out of train, and goes to refuel it*
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller, but stops Near Roger. He looks at Roger's engine*
Roger: *Places fuel bomba into fuel tank*
Scru Yu: *Gets out of steam roller, and walks to Roger*
Roger: *Looks at Scru Yu*
Scru Yu: Heh. You're Roger I suppose.
Roger: And you I suppose are Scru Yu. Yes, I've heard of you.
Scru Yu: And I've heard of you! You swagger around in that engine of yours with those "steam roller" wheels, pretending you're as good as me.
Roger: Actually. *Takes fuel bomba out of fuel tank, and climbs back into his engine* I'm better. So screw you Scru Yu. *Drives away*

Scru Yu walked back to his steam roller, and drove away furiously. por the time Roger got his train back in the yards, he told everypony about how he got in the argument with Scru Yu.

Roger: Okay, so me, and Anthony were driving our train, right?
Duke: Right.
Roger: We had to stop for fuel. I told Anthony to relax while I refueled the engine.
Anthony: You told me to relax, and take a nap.
Roger: Who's telling the story here?
Anthony: You are.
Roger: Right, so shut up. As I'm refueling the engine, take a guess at who I saw.
Ryan: Oh boy. Was it Donna Reed?
Roger: No. She's busy working on her new show, The Donna Reed Show.
Nikki: Was it President Eisenhower?
Roger: No, he's busy being the president at the White House.
Donut: It was that pónei, pônei you were telling us about. The one driving the steam roller.
Roger: That's right. And everypony? Lay off the sarcasm.
Ryan: But maybe we like being sarcastic.
Roger: Yeah, well I don't. Anyway, Scru Yu shows up in his steamroller. I ignore him, but he walks up, and says, "Heh. You're Roger I suppose." I just tell him that he's Scru Yu, and that I've heard of him before. Then he says he's heard of me, and that I swagger around in that engine Michael modified for me, saying that I pretend to be as good as him.
Anthony: Take a guess at how Roger replied to that.
Roger: No, I'll tell them myself. I told him that I was better. Then, I said, screw you Scru Yu.
Ponies: Oh! *Clapping*
Roger: Thank you. I guess Scru Yu won't bother us anymore. Right?
Nikki: No.
Roger: What do you mean no?
Nikki: You have to fight him. You know, hoof to hoof. Bloody noses. Fight Scru Yu.
Roger: You really want me to fight him?
Nikki: We all do.
Roger: Then if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get. If I find him tomorrow, I'll beat him up until he dies.
Ponies: *Cheering*

During the cheering, Roger thought about what Scru Yu said earlier. Just like Duke, he called the wheels on his locomotive steam roller wheels. Roger wasn't sure, but he thought the others were trying to get him to fight with Scru Yu on purpose.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman colina
Gordon and Hawkeye go up Sherman Hill
The train went up Sherman Hill, and Gordon was shoveling coal

Gordon: Hey, if you let me drive this train, I will be the happiest pónei, pônei ever.
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: dadlhbndfgonlkesjgkodsfgbvdfljkgzx! YOU. Leave this train right now! If you're going to torturize me, then get off this train
Hawkeye: *flicks Gordon*
Gordon: Yoyoyoyo! Now, you're making me mad! Get the hell off this train.
Hawkeye: Nah, I kinda like it in here. We're not even halfway up, why have you stopped shoveling?
Gordon: Because that's what you should be doing.
Hawkeye: Says the one with the shovel.
Gordon: Fine! *shovels...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Scorpio
Scorpio
Seanthehedgehog presents.

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny dia when a pónei, pônei with a sniper rifle was looking at a mare swimming. The pónei, pônei with the rifle was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the topo, início of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an hora later, a pónei, pônei was walking. This pónei, pônei was known as Harry...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robin capuz, capa
Robin Hood
This may sound like the story of a person that robbed the rich, and fed the poor. Your wrong. It's the story of a pony that robbed the rich to feed the poor.

It all started when Robin capuz, capa was walking through the forest with his best friend, and partner Little John. The two always had each other's backs, but when they were walking somepony spotted them, the sheriff.

The sheriff ordered four police officers to attack them. These two were wanted dead, or alive. The two ponies that were being shot at saw a shed to hide in, and they went in it. The police lost them, and went somewhere else.

LJ:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Twilight ran to the castelo in Canterlot

Celestia: !reh llik ot gniog m'I thgiliwT dnif I nehW
Twilight: *enters throne* !!seccnirP
Celestia: *shoots at Twilight*
Twilight: *yawa snur*
Celestia: !ereh kcab teG
Twilight: *gninnur llits* ?won od I od thaW
Pinkie Pie: Twilight!!
Twilight: ?eiP eikniP
Pinkie Pie: You're stuck to speaking in reverse aren't you?
Twilight: ?sdrawkcab gnikaeps ton uoy era woH
Pinkie Pie: Oh I am. I'm speaking in reverse, in reverse.
Twilight: ?tahW
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, it's possible!
Twilight: .os yas uoy fI
Pinkie Pie: You can do it
Twilight: *seirt* Bitches!!
Pinkie Pie: You did it!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Somewhere in the atlantic ocean

Equestrian pony54: *grabs fish*
Equestrian pony67: *walks inside part of boat*
Equestrian captain: Good morning Rob.
Rob: Hello captain. *pushes button*

The mural moved, and revealed a secret room. This was no ordinary fishing boat.

Equestrian pony65: Good to see you again Rob.
Rob: Only so I can take over your shift.
Equestrian pony87: I think we got something.
Equestrian pony54: I'm reeling it in right now.
Rob: Hang on, that thing we're reeling in, it's a bomb!
Equestrian pony87: You're pulling in a bomb! STOP!
Equestrian pony54: Too late! Hit the don't sink button!...
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A little note: before I start, I'd like to acknowledge the other awesome bronies doing some rocking fan-fiction! You guys are really talented! So with that out of the way, let's go further into this story!


I stared at them, my wings I mean. I just stared perplexed; I have only remembered seeing two ponies yet I knew my wings weren't normal. Were they why I'm evil? I had to find out! I looked at the trash I was laying in, a hooded robe! Now no-pony else will be calling me a thing or evil! I stumbled out of the alley way I was thrown in, I couldn't remember how to walk! Ok. Left hoof, right hoof,...
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All I saw was black. It took me a segundo or two for me to realise that I had my eyes closed, I tried to open them. I couldn't. I heard a voice though so I listened; "Sissy! This is my room! Get out!" "Dinky what the feno is under your blanket?!" "Umm... Nothing" "Dinky Hooves! Don't make me get your mother in here!" "Sparkler! Nothing under here I swear!" "Dinky..." "Alright! It's a princess!" "Don't lie!" "It is! I found her in the ever-free forest! And and she has wings and uh horn so she's a princess!" "In the ever-free forest! Don't tell me you went in there!" "Sparkler it's true I'll show...
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