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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 26, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 1:27 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were driving a short freight train, using Roger's modified locomotive.

Roger: I thought this would be used for passenger trains.
Anthony: Yeah. Me too, but remember, fewer ponies are riding trains nowadays. They're either interested in driving their car, or just flying in an airplane.
Roger: What about the freight?
Anthony: There are still some ponies interested in getting their freight por train, but it's possible, towards the future that fewer ponies will have their freight delivered por train. Just like with the passengers.
Roger: I hope that never happens. *Stops train* Relax, and take a nap while I refuel the train.
Anthony: I'm not even that tired.
Roger: Then just relax. *Gets out of train, and goes to refuel it*
Scru Yu: *Driving his steam roller, but stops Near Roger. He looks at Roger's engine*
Roger: *Places fuel bomba into fuel tank*
Scru Yu: *Gets out of steam roller, and walks to Roger*
Roger: *Looks at Scru Yu*
Scru Yu: Heh. You're Roger I suppose.
Roger: And you I suppose are Scru Yu. Yes, I've heard of you.
Scru Yu: And I've heard of you! You swagger around in that engine of yours with those "steam roller" wheels, pretending you're as good as me.
Roger: Actually. *Takes fuel bomba out of fuel tank, and climbs back into his engine* I'm better. So screw you Scru Yu. *Drives away*

Scru Yu walked back to his steam roller, and drove away furiously. por the time Roger got his train back in the yards, he told everypony about how he got in the argument with Scru Yu.

Roger: Okay, so me, and Anthony were driving our train, right?
Duke: Right.
Roger: We had to stop for fuel. I told Anthony to relax while I refueled the engine.
Anthony: You told me to relax, and take a nap.
Roger: Who's telling the story here?
Anthony: You are.
Roger: Right, so shut up. As I'm refueling the engine, take a guess at who I saw.
Ryan: Oh boy. Was it Donna Reed?
Roger: No. She's busy working on her new show, The Donna Reed Show.
Nikki: Was it President Eisenhower?
Roger: No, he's busy being the president at the White House.
Donut: It was that pónei, pônei you were telling us about. The one driving the steam roller.
Roger: That's right. And everypony? Lay off the sarcasm.
Ryan: But maybe we like being sarcastic.
Roger: Yeah, well I don't. Anyway, Scru Yu shows up in his steamroller. I ignore him, but he walks up, and says, "Heh. You're Roger I suppose." I just tell him that he's Scru Yu, and that I've heard of him before. Then he says he's heard of me, and that I swagger around in that engine Michael modified for me, saying that I pretend to be as good as him.
Anthony: Take a guess at how Roger replied to that.
Roger: No, I'll tell them myself. I told him that I was better. Then, I said, screw you Scru Yu.
Ponies: Oh! *Clapping*
Roger: Thank you. I guess Scru Yu won't bother us anymore. Right?
Nikki: No.
Roger: What do you mean no?
Nikki: You have to fight him. You know, hoof to hoof. Bloody noses. Fight Scru Yu.
Roger: You really want me to fight him?
Nikki: We all do.
Roger: Then if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get. If I find him tomorrow, I'll beat him up until he dies.
Ponies: *Cheering*

During the cheering, Roger thought about what Scru Yu said earlier. Just like Duke, he called the wheels on his locomotive steam roller wheels. Roger wasn't sure, but he thought the others were trying to get him to fight with Scru Yu on purpose.

2 B Continued
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Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my favorito death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't denunciar it though..

SOME TIME THE seguinte DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: You shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did you do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY mais interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva, verde-oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: You think you speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? You don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure you that no mais rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in segundo place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my segundo artigo here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that you look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an artigo of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing you too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* you look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her pele, peles or whatever cavalos have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: por the way. You ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: You gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told you that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat you in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. you said you wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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At CIE Headquarters

Con: Is P in his office?
Moneybit: Yeah, but he's a little busy.
Con: Alright. I heard he had a mission for me, and I decided to come down as soon as possible.
Moneybit: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Hello?
P: Let him in.
Moneybit: He'll see you now Mr. Mane.
Con: Right. *Walks into office* Good morning sir.
P: Likewise Con. What do you know about Discord?
Con: We've had a very long history. First, he tried to launch a bunch of missiles at Germany, and Mexico, to make it look like they were waging war against each other. Then, he killed my wife, half an hora after we got married....
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