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Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a pónei, pônei working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the pónei, pônei over there leitura the magazine, and some of his friends were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The pónei, pônei leitura the magazine, walked away, and got to an laranja car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting por magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. You just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are you going to the seguro or what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*

Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....

Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a pónei, pônei before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't you help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*

A few minutos later at the police station

Harry: You handled yourself well out there.
Joe: You really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If you don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then you out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see you again Harry.
Harry: What are you four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See you around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: You know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Martha
Martha
When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the jantar table

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. jantar is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*...
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