Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a pónei, pônei working at the general store.
Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the pónei, pônei over there leitura the magazine, and some of his friends were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.
The pónei, pônei leitura the magazine, walked away, and got to an laranja car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.
Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting por magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. You just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are you going to the seguro or what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*
Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....
Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a pónei, pônei before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't you help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*
A few minutos later at the police station
Harry: You handled yourself well out there.
Joe: You really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If you don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then you out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see you again Harry.
Harry: What are you four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See you around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: You know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.
2 B continued
Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the pónei, pônei over there leitura the magazine, and some of his friends were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.
The pónei, pônei leitura the magazine, walked away, and got to an laranja car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.
Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting por magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. You just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are you going to the seguro or what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*
Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....
Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a pónei, pônei before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't you help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*
A few minutos later at the police station
Harry: You handled yourself well out there.
Joe: You really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If you don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then you out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see you again Harry.
Harry: What are you four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See you around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: You know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.
2 B continued
They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of you not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of you have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.
WARNING: Lots of buck
Twilight Sparkle: oi ponies wanna go on a bucking pónei, pônei adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, arco iris, arco-íris Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, arco iris, arco-íris and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did you say you were bucking scared? (...................)
Twilight Sparkle: oi ponies wanna go on a bucking pónei, pônei adventure?
Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, arco iris, arco-íris Dash and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Twilight: kay let's go
Pinkie: I have a bucking cool teleportation device d'ya wanna take it
Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, arco iris, arco-íris and Rarity: BUCK YEAH!
Applejack: But where does it bucking go?
Pinkie: BUCKING EVERYWHERE
Applejack: BUCK YEAH!
Pinkie: So let's bucking go!
(Later in the teleport)
Fluttershy: I'm so bucking scared.
Rainbow: Well then, buck you! Don't even bucking come!
Fluttershy: But i bucking wanna!
Rainbow: Well then why did you say you were bucking scared? (...................)