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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a pónei, pônei working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the pónei, pônei over there leitura the magazine, and some of his friends were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The pónei, pônei leitura the magazine, walked away, and got to an laranja car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting por magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. You just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are you going to the seguro or what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*

Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....

Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a pónei, pônei before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't you help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*

A few minutos later at the police station

Harry: You handled yourself well out there.
Joe: You really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If you don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then you out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see you again Harry.
Harry: What are you four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See you around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: You know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell you something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
We were in our disguises, and got out of the apartment. We had a plan to sneak into Canterlot, take over the train station, and get back to Ponyville. From there we would drop off Applebloom and her friends at sugarcube corner. Rarity and Fluttershy would watch them, while the rest of us would sneak into the enemy base, find info on any attacks, and denunciar it to Princess Celestia once we got it. "Ok everyone on the car." I ordered. Soon Our team was on the car, with me and arco iris, arco-íris Dash in it, Spike somehow got in the trunk. "You know what you're doing?" Fluttershy asked. I said yes and used...
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How does it feel to win Pegasister of the week?
It's a great feeling! I never expected to win. Thanks for everyone who voted for me! :D

Did you like the Season 3 premiere?
Yes, I loved the cryst ponies! Also, Princess Luna and Celestia having conversation I was expecting that! And we get to know mais about Princess Cadence.

Favorite stallion? favorito mare?
Braeburn and Applejack.

What do you think of King Sombra
He is a great villian, but I wish he had mais important roles like the other villians.

Did you like the crystal-y Mane Six? If so, which was your favorite?
Yes! aguardente de maçã and Fluttershy were...
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Chapter 4: The irresponsible

it was a week after Flaky came to Ponyville, she was getting along well with Fluttershy and didn't talk to very many other ponies.

Flippy was sitting in Twilight's library, where he lived now. He was leitura a book about video games in case Nutty started liking them again.

Twilight ran into the room Flippy was in, she had to tell him news she had just found out from the princess. “Flippy, you might wanna hear this.” she said.

“what?” Flippy said, setting down the book.

“another árvore friend is coming today, it's a dad with his son.”

“what, them? The guy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When I get back to the battlefield, I accidentally turned the radio on, and A view to A kill por Duran Duran starts playing at high volume. Every pónei, pônei was fighting off Robotnik's army until the elements of harmony were found. I decided to get back in the battle, por running over some enemies, and shooting at others I missed. Meanwhile aguardente de maçã jumped on a badnik that attacked Big Mack. "You allright?" She asked her big brother. Big Macintosh replied with his trademark "Eeyup." Then he kicked a nazi behind him, while Pinkie blew his brains out. "Oh no, I'm out of ammo." Pinkie said, but she threw...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After breakfast I drive out of Sweet maçã, apple acres. I planned to go check out Canterlot, perhaps stay there for a few hours, and go check out the train station. Mobius never had trains because we didn't need them. I planned on changing that, and maybe having my own private rail line. I would let some people on if i wanted, but if I didn't know who a person was that wanted to get on my train line, they would be dead. As I think about trains my car runs out of gas. It was a good thing I came prepared, having 3 canisters of gasoline in the trunk, because there were no gas stations in Equestria....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot por a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...
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Somewhere beyond the bloody murders and misery, there is a calm and tranquil desert. Near Appleloosa, there is a group of photographers, taking professional pictures of nature for an article. And among them, there is a potro, colt named Featherweight. He is intrigued and oblivious to his surroundings, he is only focused on what he can see through his camera lens. How unfortunate that he could not see the oncoming guards.

They were wielding a loaded magnum and shotgun. He shouted at the topo, início of his lungs; "WHO ARE YOU INTERLOPERS?!" the group surrendered and assured him they were just photographers....
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posted by Canada24
It was anouther beauitful dia in Ponyvile.

Twilight was trying to tidy liberary room. Spike was fast asleep, and Twilight eventually had to wake him up.

"I don't want to get up" Spike groaned, lazily.

"Oh come on Spike, there's alot to done today" Twilight replied.

Spike groaned, but started getting up.

"Good boy" Twilight said, smiling.

Twilight and Spike were walking through Ponyvile.

Spike was carrying a little red wagon, and Twilight was using magic so she could look at her to do list.

"Okay, first on the list, is return that book I borrowed... Spike, you still have it?"

"Wait here" Spike said,...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the castelo hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue pónei, pônei that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she said her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....
posted by applejackrocks
So, AJ and Pinkie Pie walked and walked and walked, but it never seemed they were closer to Canterlot. Suddenly they got lost, and it was dark....

Pinkie: are we there yet?
AJ: No
Pinkie: how about now?
AJ: no
Pinkie: now?
AJ: NO!!!

*silence*

Pinkie: oi AJ?
AJ: yea?
Pinkie: Do you know where we are?
AJ: .....no....
Pinkie: what are we going to do now? we need help! we're going to die!!!!
AJ: calm down pinkie....we'll be okay...for now....
Pinkie: brrrr! its cold out here...
AJ: here, take my scarf (hands over scarf to pinkie)
Pinkie: thanks, but what about you?
AJ: I'll be okay....
Pinkie: can we rest?
AJ:...
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posted by DE4DLIESTP0NY
(Originally written at link por me )


Equestria, a thriving land for ponies everywhere. Protected por the elements of harmony, its impervious to any intruders. Nothing bad ever happens and all is nice, but it wasn't always this way. Years atrás there was a dark time, a war that changed the future of the land, and made it the peaceful and perfect place that it is today.

    It began one fateful dia on the hills outside of Cheval City, one of the earlier settlements. Nova Sunshine, (OC) a young, intelligent mercenary with a red mane and tail, yellow body, and light rosa, -de-rosa eyes; hoof-picked...
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posted by Tawnyjay
Chapter 9: arco iris, arco-íris Dash



When I woke up, the first thing I thought was “Where’s Pinkie?” I hurriedly scrambled to my hooves and let out a yell.
    Discord—yes, Discord-- was peering through the “door” (more like a big scoop taken out of the boulder). I instinctively flapped my wings, and, streaking toward him, kicked him hard on the face.
    Twilight awoke when she heard his screech of pain. “OH MY CELESTIA!” she screamed as she saw him. Fluttershy whimpered and ducked behind Rarity, who was now on her hooves.
    Applejack...
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posted by pikachu700
me: *walking with my dog but all the sudden sniffs something*
*walks nerby a factory*
me: Don't go in there dog there might be something in there
Dog: *TOO late*
(sees pónei, pônei in factory)
DOG: *Chases her*
me: DOGGY NUUUU
me: oh that devil *aculal name* Running off like that i wonder what she saw this factory looks like it hasn't been used forever well, she's not comeing out on her own... i'd better go find her
*goes inside*
*door locks itself*
me: WTF *trys to open it but door knobe broke*
*sees Devil (my dog)* *door closes*
me: *opens door* *sees bloody pónei, pônei right in front of door*
me: OMFG *slams door*
*grabs...
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After Twilight and esmeralda left from Zecora's House they saw Chaos in ponyville! Twilight what's happening said Emerald! Its its Discord Said Twilight. Twilight Say hello to my little friend said Discord
(roar!) said Dark shadow. Run! said esmeralda and twilight. What are we going to! Said Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! said Twilight.
(Roar!) Said dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us said Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped said Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.

To be continued.....................
"This can't be happening", said a weak Twilight after using her horn to blast magic beams at changeling minions. She lied on the ground, defeated. "If only we located the Elements of Harmony in time..."
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It was a normal dia in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they always did. Twilight was reading, AJ was bucking apples, RD was clearing the clouds, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Pinkie was baking cupcakes, and Rarity was making dresses.

Just then, Spike burped out a letter....
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posted by mariofan14
Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and abóbora Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", said Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed por the castelo and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", said queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pónei, pônei in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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posted by mariofan14
After a lot of work for-a the forgiveness party, Pinkie Pie had everything prepared for-a the occasion. She-a then began inviting everypony to-a the occasion, including Gilda, but she-a had to-a apologize to the Ponyville citizens for-a the trouble she-a caused to them. They-a then forgave her and trust her. What's there to-a not forgive, huh?

Anyways, the party needed one mais guest: arco iris, arco-íris Dash. "Are we gonna have a good time or what?" Gilda asked. Of course we are, Gilda!" said Pinkie Pie. "Dashie would never want to miss any party being thrown por me or anypony else!" Everypony was eager...
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posted by mariofan14
As-a we catch up on-a the griffon, we-a also see arco iris, arco-íris Dash chasing her, but also being as silent as-a can be. The griffon then makes a stop, but where? An maçã, apple cart, the exact one she-a roubou from, but-a why? She had to-a pay for-a what she-a took. Slowly, but surely, Rainbow's suspicion grew.

Along came Pinkie Pie, who-a was trotting along down
the bustling town streets, until she-a bumped into Gilda. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" She-a ran away, but-a Gilda went after her, and-a the arco iris, arco-íris pegasus flies after the griffon, still being silent.

Gilda soon got a hold of-a Pinkie Pie. "What do you want from...
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The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the seguinte part.
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Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pónei, pônei shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings


Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic


Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pónei, pônei shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme


Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
Or else Pony-
ville will be doomed

*makes it out of Everfree forest*

Q.C.
*arrives at arco iris, arco-íris Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....

Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....

Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
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