Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid meia puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, dia of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do mais than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn por war, and now joins a resistance army in order to overthrow the evil armies that take over this world. This was back in my heavy metal phase, since I grew up with a brother and mother who were big into that genre, so I listened to a lot of Ozzy, Led Zeppelin, and other bands. And this game was the game that really gave me my fill of that genre. A massive soundtrack of heavy metal tracks of different subgenres, with a world heavily inspired por the design of metal album covers. Not only that, but the cast of characters is great. Sure, Jack Black, Hollywood’s favorito big boy, is always fun, but then you got the voice talent of Jennifer Hale, Lemmy Kilmister, Rob Halford, Lita Ford, and Ozzy Osbourne. You better believe I was all over this game. But then we get to the thing that scared most people off, the war strategy missions. You got a stage, and so does the enemy. You must gather fãs and use them to purchase mais soldiers, as well as stage upgrades, but the enemy can do so as well. You have to do so and destroy the enemy base first. I hear a lot of people were not to interesting in these segments, but it could either be because of the massive amount of charm or just the fact that I ain’t a PC gamer to play other real time strategy games that I really enjoyed these parts. It’s real fun to get a massive army together and run right towards the enemy base. Sure, it feels like the player character has all the strength of my cucklord body, but it’s still fun to watch your army decimate an entire stage.
Brutal Legend was, sadly, not a big hit. And por that, I mean it sold so poorly, that it has ended up in bargain bins worldwide and EA refuses to do anything with it, cause of course they do. But if another Tim Schaffer game could get a sequel years later, then I will always have hope for Brutal Legend. Cause goddammit it, I gotta have something
#1:SULLIVAN:
As you already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
As you already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I amor Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one ano old, and already they are remaking it for playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, you should at least give a game some time to age before you remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people said is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are you remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I amor Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one ano old, and already they are remaking it for playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, you should at least give a game some time to age before you remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people said is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are you remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! you still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... you brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: you seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are you here?
Henry: we need you back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: you are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach you
Henry: you and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! you still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... you brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: you seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are you here?
Henry: we need you back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: you are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach you
Henry: you and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...