Hello, everyone, and today on this artigo of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own list of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that you probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least favorito to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of you may have a different Jojo that you see as your favorite, or maybe you may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If you don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, showing Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do you get when you get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ You get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

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Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did you hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link por using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and you fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't you just take...

When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a amor for mais of the Japanese culture. After leitura about the country on an artigo online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. mais specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling you this so you can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? You mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, oi Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... oi Orca.
Orca: So, you want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for you to teach me a new mover so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's cuecas says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few minutos of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in pergunta is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, you will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

Yet another fanfic about a show I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A show in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the show named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! You had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that you were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. You have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what you did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard rápido, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. You can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...

Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, or that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful artigo I plan on making. Or yet another mês long project that may or may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...

Technophilia

November, 2099. The sun has become a dim light that was once a magnificent star. The Earth has grown cold and dark. Soon the sun will go out. No one who can afford to leave stays there, and those that do stay on Earth only do so for reasons of nostalgia or lack of finances. The outer solar system has now become humanity’s home. Large o espaço stations have been built on asteroids all across the solar system. The first of these was the o espaço colony known as New Olympus. What started out as a small colony on a large rock has grown into a massive empire, where neon lights shine brighter...

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big animê fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....