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So, Resident Evil VII’s Not a Hero and End of Zoe DLC came out recently. I could be reviewing that… But I also could review a totally different Resident Evil game from over a decade ago… Yeah, let’s do that one instead. So, despite that Resident Evil VII got some new DLC, I want to review another Resident Evil game. One that seems to have a massive divide in the community of the Resident Evil fanbase. Some people like this game while others don’t. And no, it isn’t Resident Evil 5 or Resident Evil: Revelations. Instead, it’s the first controversial pick, Resident Evil Zero.





Resident Evil Zero is, rather than being a sequel, is actually a prequel to the entirety of the Resident Evil series. Before Raccoon City, before the mansion, there was Resident Evil Zero. The game follows Rebecca Chambers, the character from the first game, as she travels with S.T.A.R.S. members to hunt down a man named Billy Coen, who is responsible for the murders of twenty three people. The best course of action is for the entire team to dividido, dividir up. Tell me why they dividido, dividir up when searching a man who is believed to have killed twenty three people. Isn’t that a little dumb? Anyway, they end up finding a train in the middle of the forest, where Rebecca meets Billy, and also a few zombies, leeches, a giant scorpion, and some opera cantar Final fantasia reject on topo, início of said train… Yes, I am serious! So, after they meet up, the train starts moving and the two decide to work together to find out what is the cause of these reanimated corpses and try to stop it from worsening. So, it’s not the most creative start for a Resident Evil game, but hey, it works. So, naturally, let me just start por saying- The train opening is terrible!





I’m just gonna say that this opening level of the game, on both a horror standpoint and a gameplay standpoint, sucks! First off, horror standpoint. The first zombie you run into isn’t even subtly introduced. The first zombie in canon. Is shown to us like this. And it’s lame. It just pops up and looks very generic. And two mais show right up. And right there, the game expects you to deal with them right away. Riveting! From then on, you are introduced to several other enemies without any warning or any build up. They just come and stick around. Cerberus pops up, and in this level only! The Leech Man just kind of comes around randomly. A giant escorpião boss peeks in only to be killed and never brought back. Oh, and the game’s main villain, a long haired animê dude who signs opera in the rain who you don’t learn the name of until the very end, just kind of hangs out in the background while you try to get to him. All of this, I pointed out, is not scary. It’s not creepy, or disturbing, or anything. Sure, in concept, on paper, some of these ideas are good. But in execution, they just fall flat on their face. It looks either silly or not scary in the slightest. It just comes off as typical zombie game. Not a Resident Evil game. And finally, there is the addition of two main characters that you have to play as. With this in mind, the game removes any empty feeling and makes you feel like you can take on anything, when that is the last thing that a Resident Evil game should make you feel. You should feel scared, alone, only able to fend off the creatures por yourself. Isn’t that the whole point of survival horror? Now, on a technical standpoint, this level fails because it expects you to deal with all of these enemies in a tight space. Resident Evil games not only allow you to run away from enemies, but encourage you to, giving you just enough o espaço to squeeze por them to safety. In the train level, it’s fight or turn your bunda around. And having to run back and forth from one end of the carrinho or another juse to unlock a door is painful. I got so bored of this level that I took breaks every fifteen minutos just so I could handle the rest of it. Yes, this level bored me after a single fifteen minutes. That is not a good sign of a horror game. But, like I said, it’s just the train level that is bad. Thankfully, once the abysmal train level is done, the game, thankfully, gets better.





After you finish with the train, Rebecca and Billy arrive inside of the Training Facility. Well, they can call it what they want, it just looks like the Spencer Mansion from Resident Evil one to me. But, whatever. Once you enter this area of the game, it thankfully starts to pick up. The creepy setting such as labs containing failed experiments combined with old gótico architecture makes it feel like it’s going somewhere. Dare I say, it starts to feel like a Resident Evil game at this point. And what’s a Resident Evil game without a few puzzles. The puzzles in Resident Evil Zero are… okay. Some are pretty good, relying on both Rebecca and Billy to mover around in seperate locations to try and solve problems, while leitura these mysterious riddles. While others are just “Push this block over here to do this thing”. The box puzzle near the end of the game was pretty dull and the chess puzzle was the biggest waste of resources I think I’d ever seen for a puzzle. Why have it? Puzzle game makers, please don’t ever have block pushing puzzles in your game. They are not good and they are the most barebones puzzles that can be put into your game. Oh, and those math problem puzzles shouldn’t be there either. I get that it was needed, but… don’t. Also, why have a math puzzle on a community train? Okay, I need to stop talking about the worst part of this game. It’s just going to upset me more. Let’s talk about the enemies in this game. Aside from zombies, there’s… giant bugs… giant frogs… giant bats… oh, and monkeys. This is the dumbest enemy design I think I’ve seen in a Resident Evil game. Why are there monkeys? Why are they here? They don’t look scary! They look silly! Granted, there is one enemy that is, in fact, scary and threatening. The Leech Man! This is a good enemy. One of my favoritos in probably the entire franchise. It’s fast, aggressive, and gets the movement of an enemy down perfectly. It can be lumbering and slow, but can be quick and violent. It gets the scary enemy design down perfectly.





Let’s talk about a new mechanique added to Resident Evil Zero that is unique to this game alone. Being able to pick up and drop items on a whim. This is one of the most useful things to ever be put into a Resident Evil game. No longer needing just a box to keep your things in, you can set down any of your items to make o espaço in your inventory and pick up something else, and the item you dropped will always be there for you when you need it. And thank god that this game puts your items on the map so that you can always find out where you left them. That is exactly what this game needed. But, let’s talk about the other mechanique of having two characters. Again, as a horror game, it doesn’t work. On a gameplay standpoint, it’s… fine. I think. Your character follows you alright and knows when to attack… most of the time. Granted, I don’t get as upset when my character doesn’t attack enemies, because while it would be nice to have some help, it’s also good to save as much ammo as possible. The difficulty in this game is strange. On a low difficulty, you’ll have so much ammo, you’ll end up running out of room in your inventory. But on just a higher difficulty, you’ll be scagenving the entire building, just trying to find at least five bullets, same goes for herbs. But no matter the difficulty, it seems you will never run out of Ink Ribbons, the only way to save. I eventually just said fuck it and just started using Ink Ribbons every time I ran into something like a Hunter in an area or a Leech Man instead of using them sparingly because I had so much. Back to the characters, Rebecca and Billy are pretty decent characters. They work off each other alright and I don’t find myself hating either one. I do want to know why Rebecca is capable of fighting off zombies, Hunters, Cerberus, giant bugs, monkeys, and even a giant Leech monster but is too scared to even hold a gun in the first Resident Evil game. And Billy… What the hell happened to him? No, seriously. What happened to him after Zero? He was only in this one game and then after the events were over, he left, never to return again. Why? So, screw it, Billy died in the Raccoon City outbreak, because it’s the only reason I can think of as to why he never came back in another Resident Evil game… Umbrella Chronicles doesn’t count.





With the combination of decant gameplay and bad horror, I’d say that Resident Evil is a pretty good game. It’s not a scary game, at least not to me, and it certainly isn’t going to be anyone’s favorito Resident Evil game, or at least, it isn’t going to be in my topo, início five favorites, but as a game, it manages to be somewhat fun. It has some good ideas that work, some that don’t, and others that probably should have stayed on paper. But, it can get some enjoyment and just has the right amount of cheese for any Resident Evil fã to enjoy. Seriously, that opera cantar twink is hilarious. Take care.


You know... The word equality gets thrown around a lot these days. So before I start off this article, let me get something out of the way first. An opinion that, while is just an opinion, is gonna piss off tons of people. So, get ready for it... I don't like Life is Strange... At all... I think the story is poorly written, I don't like how puzzles need to be solved, and I really don't like Max. But that's a different artigo for a different day, so back on topic. I am not alone on people who dislike this game, calling it a Tumblr mess with bad characters and gameplay. And while that is true,...
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Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after arco iris, arco-íris Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do you know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want you to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go por the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...
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Rainbow Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Rated TV-G

Screwball: That sounds about right. Trains on one half, and no trains...
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Stand: One Vision
Appearance: A dark green phantom with a single eye on the center of it’s face. It wears a black cloak, and can use it to hide the hundreds of arms that make up it’s body.
Abilities: One Vision is able to drag anything from one piece of paper to another. It does not matter what the paper may be, it can drag it through the it. It is also able to send itself and it’s user through a piece of paper like a sort of teleportation. This can be done with anything, such as newspapers, napkins, posters, etc. As long as its paper. One Vision can also spy on anyone through a piece of...
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Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.

Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who said we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red 1967 Oldsmobile 442 convertible*
Stuart: You have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys show up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's seguro to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now or never. *Gets in the car* A good thing someone decided...
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Oh boy, now it’s time to get to a real treasure. Today is the fourth dia of Christmas, and today’s movie is a… real mess. Back in the good old days of the 90s when being a homosexual was the worse than being a murderer, Hollywood needed to create a horror movie, because the most popular horror movie out around that time was Aliens: Resurrection… Yeah. So, I guess that this movie would easily dominate the horror filmes that year, and it shows, because this movie was made on a small budget, and didn’t even get that back. Is this movie a lost gem and should get mais attention- No…….....
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(This is a redo on a review that I was not satisfied with. Please urso with me)


When I was a young, stupid little 13-year-old who was new to animê and hormones, I was looking through some popular animê that people are fond of. I then came across this one anime, and finally, my hormones and my lust for horror were catered to all at once. Now, as a young, stupid 17-year-old who is experienced with both animê and hormones, I am not mais able to talk about this animê PROPERLY! Seriously, I reviewed this animê about three times, and I hated all of them. But hopefully, I can be a little satisfied....
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Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this ano weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.





The movie follows a drifter por the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie por the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the Dia das bruxas movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal favorito remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?





So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed por the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror filmes before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror filmes of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are you excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their friends heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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About some time atrás back in the ano 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games you can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, you may just strike gold at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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I've always been a good speller. Some people just have the knack while others struggle their whole lives to spell even the most rudimentary words. With the advent of the internet came widespread apathy towards proper spelling. I'd just assume cadastrar-se the masses but I'm sure I'd never forgive myself—not after everything that's happened. Allow me to explain.

In sixth grade there was a spelling bee at my elementary school. Long story short—I won. It wasn't fair, really, considering the fourth and fifth graders were involved, but I didn't let empathy azedar, azedo the moment. My classmates were thrilled...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have you ever wanted to yell at people older than you por calling them little faggots? Well, now you can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if you buy the DLC, you get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO YOU CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run por assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it you would never be able to find it unless you went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with you over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of cogumelo drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent tartaruga people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end por the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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