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~8:45 PM
August 20th 2079
Takedown TV Arena~

Apollo: (Walking down the hall of the stadium, as he was thinking of what Sun Lee told him about his seguinte opponent)
Sun Lee: (From memory) The man you are going up against is Fahrenheit. Poor bastard was once a powerful German soldier from World War I, but after getting blown to hell, he was placed into a machine. Under all that metal and wiring, he’s nothing mais than a brain and some veins. It’s best you be careful. This guy has had plenty of fighting experience. That should be obvious, given his past.
Apollo: (Walked out of the hall and into the stadium. The crowd had started to cheer as he made it to the outside)
Mr. Biggs: (Sitting atop a balcony, he took the microphone in his hand) Ladies and Gentleman, it’s time once again for another Ranked battle. Tonight, we’ve got the man who has been making it way to the top, Ranked 6th, it’s Apollo Juichi
(The crowd begins to cheer loudly)
Mr. Biggs: And tonight, his opponent, the man of war. Or rather, the machine. It’s the Rank 5th champ, Fahrenheit.
(From the other side of the stadium, a figure that looks like a robot walks out. It is of dark green color, covered in dents and scrapes. It’s arms have multiple holes, possibly for different weapons. The legs are massive and cylinder shape. The head is round with a single visor for an eye that glows red)
Fahrenheit: (His attention is brought to Apollo as he looks at him, and begins to speak in a German accent) So, you are the boy I’ve heard so much about? Shorter than I pictured
Apollo: Are you here to talk or fight
Fahrenheit: And very short tempered. Rude, but understandable. I just want to get to know you. One of us is going to die here tonight, boy. I may be a killer, but I make it apparent to remember my challenger’s names
Apollo: How honorable
Fahrenheit: It sure is. But I see you are in no mood for chit-chat. Than let us begin the fight
Apollo: Now that’s mais like it (He aimed his sword at Fahrenheit)
Mr. Biggs: Let the match begin!
Apollo: (He made his way towards Fahrenheit, his sword prepared to strike at him)
Fahrenheit: System engaged. Begin the Blitzkrieg (Fahrenheit raised his hands into the air and began to shoot fireballs from the holes in his hands. As the fireballs hit the ground, they began to make a hissing sound)
Apollo: (Hearing the hissing, he immediately turned around and ran from the fireball. As he did, the fireball exploded, knocking him back a little)
Fahrenheit: Seems like I missed. Than we’ll just have to start again (He raised his hands into the air, ready to attack again)
Apollo: If I keep running back, I’ll never hit this guy (He rushed toward Fahrenheit a segundo time)
Fahrenheit: (He began to fogo mais fireballs into the air to strike Apollo)
Apollo: (He continued to run forward, ignoring the fireballs this time, and did what he could to get to his target)
Fahrenheit: (Seeing Apollo closing in, he lowered his arms and fired a single fireball into his direction)
Apollo: (Without thinking, he took his sword and swung it forward. Striking the fireball, it was sent back to Fahrenheit)
(The moment the fireball struck Fahrenheit, it exploded on impact. Though he was protect from the explosion por his robotic suit, he was trying to see past the smoke)
Apollo: (Making his way through the smoke, he came into Fahrenheit’s vision. With all his strength and speed, he began to slash at Fahrenheit's arms. His sword seemed to be deflecting off his arms, but he still continued to strike at them. After he finally stopped, he noticed some slashes in the arm. One por one, his left arm began to fall to pieces)
Fahrenheit: My, so you do have the strength to cut through me. But you won’t get a segundo chance (With Apollo being this close, Fahrenheit used his other arm to grab hold of his neck, in an attempt to snap it)
Apollo: (As he struggled to break free, he kicked Fahrenheit in the head)
Fahrenheit: (The force of the kick did nothing to affect him as he continued to tighten his grip)
Apollo: (With all the strength he could get together, he gave another hard kick. This time, he knocked Fahrenheit’s head around, twisting it to mover to the back)
Fahrenheit: (Unable to see, he tried to fix his head on his own. The attempt was futile, giving Apollo the chance)
Apollo: (As he kicked himself free of Fahrenheit’s grasp, he took his sword and swung it progressivo, para a frente at Fahrenheit’s head, slicing it off his body. His body stopped moving and fell to the ground 1as his head landed on the ground. Apollo made his way towards the head)
Fahrenheit: My, my. That was quite a fight, boy. I must say, I am impressed. I haven’t had a fight like that in years. Thank you, for giving me one final battle
Apollo: Sure thing
Fahrenheit: My brain should be losing the oxygen I need soon, lad, but I am glad that I am able to die a fair and honorable death. I was cheated out of a fair death once, back in the war, but now, I can finally get that chance again. Though science has made us mais capable of longer lives, humans cannot cheat fate. We all must face death eventually.
Apollo: (He stared silently at Fahrenheit as he spoke)
Fahrenheit: Best of luck to you, lad, on your way to the topo, início (He suddenly went silent as the red light from his visor slowly died, leaving an empty blackness)
Mr. Biggs: He’s done it, ladies and gentlemen! He has taken out the first five members of the topo, início ten! Only the topo, início five remain!
Apollo: (As the crowd cheers, he turns to the exit, planning to make his way out)
Mr. Biggs: But hang on! What’s this? It seems we have a last minuto entry. It looks like someone really is out for Apollo’s head. He now has a challenger who wishes to take his Rank from him. Let us introduce the challenger, Alice!
Alice: (She walks into the stadium, her eyes locked on Apollo)



Apollo: (He looks at Alice) Alice, what the hell are you doing
Alice: Stopping you, of course! I warned you to stop, but I knew you would only be out for your own goals!
Apollo: Alice, Carlos said that there is someone out there stronger than Mr. Biggs!
Alice: And I’ve yet to see it. There cannot be anyone stronger than him. If Carlos is unable to fight him, all because of your dreams, than I will just have to stop you
Apollo: Why are you doing everything you can to stop me
Alice: Because… The thought of Carlos’ dreams being stripped from him… I can’t urso that thought, no matter what! I’ve known him longer than anyone else has, I’ve seen his kindness, I’ve seen his loyalty, and for a man like him to lose all of that because of another’s selfish dreams, I won’t let that happen, no matter what!
Apollo: Very well. Then I guess, I have no choice other than to stop you
Alice: (She took out her magnum and began to load it) Just try it
Mr. Biggs: Let the match begin
Apollo: (He rushed towards Alice with his sword)
Alice: (She began to fogo at Apollo, all of her shots missing. Though the rounds were explosive, she was unable to hit Apollo. Either por accident or because she couldn’t. Her shots would only hit around him)
Apollo: (Rushed towards Alice before he was right seguinte to her. He grabbed the gun from her hand and tossed it to the side. Once he did, he took his sword and aimed it at her)
Alice: (She fell to her knees, unable to deal with the fact that she couldn’t kill him either)
Apollo: What was that? You had every chance, a reason, even, to gun me down, and all of your shots missed. Why didn’t you even attempt to hit me
Alice: … Unlike you, I’m not willing to kill others to get to my dream.
Apollo: And just what is your dream? You never did tell me
Alice: …. To keep the man that I love, that I cherish, and keep him in happiness
Apollo: And I guess that would be Carlos then?
(Alice remained silent, not uttering another word)
Mr. Biggs: The match is over already? Well, not yet, ladies and gentlemen. All he has to do is strike her down and end the match
Apollo: (As he stared at Alice, he took his sword and put it back into his clasp) The fight’s over. I’m not gonna kill her.
Mr. Biggs: You won’t kill her, huh?
Apollo: Killing a woman isn’t my kind of thing. Sorry to disappoint you all
(The crowd begins to boo Apollo, insulting him and threatening him)
Mr. Biggs: Alright, Apollo. Then I will make you a deal. You can choose to spare her, but on the condition that, tonight, you treat the audience to another Ranked battle. Fight the Rank 5th Champion, and in return, Alice will be free to go.
Apollo: What? That’s it? Alright then. I’ll take that offer
Mr. Biggs: There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. For tonight, you will get to see not one, but two Ranked battles! Tell me how that sounds?!
(The crowd begins to cheer loudly with excitement)
Alice: (As she looks at Apollo, she notices the injuries he had gotten from the last battle. It’s neck had bruises on it, and the shrapnel from the bomb cut into one of his knees. Clearly, he was in no state for another fight tonight. Regardless, he was going to fight anyway)

~9:30 PM
August 20th 2079
Sangria Abandoned Projects~

(With the help of the Takedown TV helicopters, Apollo was transported to the location quickly. As the helicopter made it’s way out of the area, a loud roar of a sort of beast could be heard in the area. From down the road, a city bus painted to have a demonic creature on the front, lined with spikes on each side, massive shields on the side, a torre, torreta gun on the top, and the words that read “Slaughter Daughter” spray painted on the side began driving down the road. It immediately stopped in front of Apollo)
Sparrow: (He stuck his upper body out from the window as he looked at Apollo) So you’re gonna fight me over some chick? You’re must be a real gentlemen or the stupidest fucker ever, man!
Apollo: Maybe I’m just a little of both
Sparrow: Perhaps! Now I hope you didn’t forget what I said
Apollo: Of course not. Fight you with all my strength. The same I did for Firewater, and don’t hold back
Sparrow: (He gave a light chuckle) That’s what I like to hear. But if you think you can take on the Slaughter Daughter on your feet, you’re dead wrong. You’re gonna need some wheels, man
(As they talked, the Red Devil came from the other side of the rua and parked itself right seguinte to Apollo)
Sparrow: Mr. Biggs said to keep it, and to think of it as a reward for taking out the first five. Once you’re done cleaning your pants on that reward, come after me! I’ll be waiting (He pulled himself back into the Slaughter Daughter and drove it down the road)
Apollo: (As he watched Sparrow drive down the road, he jumped into the Red Devil, which began to drive on it’s own and drive after the Slaughter Daughter. The Red Devil took no time in catching up with Slaughter Daughter)
Sparrow: (As he drove the bus, he put it into auto control and began to try out the many mecaniques of the vehicle, starting with the side flames. He pushed one of the buttons, and send fogo from the sides of the bus out towards Apollo)
Apollo: (He swerved the Red Devil to the side, barely avoiding the the fire)
Sparrow: (He pushed another of the buttons, activating the torre, torreta gun on the top. It immediately began to open fogo on Apollo)
Red Devil: (Seeing the bullets fogo upon them, it swerved back and forth to avoid the attack)
Apollo: If this keeps up, we’ll just be here all day. I’ve gotta attack him from up close (He waited until the Red Devil was closer to the Slaughter Daughter. Once he got to the side, he jumped out from the car door and helped onto the sides)
Sparrow: (In an attempt to attack, he began to drive the Slaughter Daughter towards the abandoned skyscrapers on the side, in an attempt to crush Apollo)
Apollo: (Using all of his upper body strength, he pulled himself up and onto the roof of the Slaughter Daughter, barely avoiding being crushed)
Sparrow: (Looked out to the side to see Apollo) Huh, where did he go? Could have sworn I crushed him
Apollo: (He kicked through the roof’s door and jumped down into the bus. The moment he did, his injury from the anterior fight shot pain throughout his, causing him to kneel in pain)
Sparrow: Damn, I gotta give you some credit. People usually aren’t able to get in here. Thank God I thought this would happen (He picked up a baseball bat covered in rusted nails and rushed towards Apollo)
Apollo: (As he kneeled, he swung his sword at Sparrow, deflecting the attack from the bat)
Sparrow: (He clashed his bat with Apollo’s sword, trying to break through his block)
Apollo: (Using his strength, he sent Sparrow back, crashing into the front of the bus)
Sparrow: (He leaned against the front of the bus, before he regained his balance and ran at Apollo again)
Apollo: (Seeing Sparrow lean against the front, he knew he already had him beat. He continued to fight him off until the right time)
Sparrow: (As he swung the bat again, Sparrow kicked Apollo in the leg, right where his injury was)
Apollo: (Groaning in pain, he fell to the ground, clutching his leg)
Sparrow: Is that all you’ve got? Guess I can’t be too shocked. Three fights in one night would tire anyone out, really. But, a win’s a win, and it looks like I win
Apollo: Does it really seem that way?
Sparrow: The fuck are you talking about
Apollo: (He pointed at the controls in the front)
(Once Sparrow turned to see what it was, he saw that, when he leaned on the front, he had turned off the auto control, and the bus was moving in an indirect path. Sparrow rushed to turn off the bus, before looking up to see the bus was driving into a construction sight. Before he could stop it, the bus crashed)
Apollo: (As soon as the bus was stopped, he got up, a little dazed, to see the condition of Sparrow)
Sparrow: (He stood in the front, not seeming to dazed at all, and was standing perfectly still)
Apollo: (Keeping his sword ready, as he got closer, he saw that Sparrow was impaled por several construction pipes, and was slowly bleeding out)
Sparrow: F-Fuck! This really sucks. To think my dumbass was able to make it into the topo, início five. I didn’t have any intelligence or any of that shit the others had. I just had a big weapon with me and was lucky enough to win each time. It only took someone with the power to think to see right through it
Apollo: It doesn’t take intelligence to fight. It just takes the will to live
Sparrow: (He looked over at Apollo, his face becoming paler and losing his expression slowly) Don’t give me that sappy shit, man! It’s embarrassing! Tell me, did Firewater at least die with some dignity
Apollo: Of course. Died with nothing but honor
Sparrow: Thank fucking god for that, huh (He fell back, landing on the driver’s seat, as he finally went limp in the chair)
Apollo: (He put his sword away and made his way out of the Slaughter Daughter)
Mr. Biggs: There you have it, ladies and gentlemen! Apollo Juichi has just taken out the 5th Ranked opponent
(The crowd cheers wildly at the show they witnessed)

~11:45 PM
August 20th 2079
Takedown TV Stadium - Janitor’s Hall~

Alice: (She sat in her room, looking at her magnum. As Apollo made his way into the hall, he passed por Alice’s room. He looked at her, his face filled with exhaustion, but not an ounce of disrespect or hate was shown in it as he looked at Alice. As he looked at her, she couldn’t help but face away from him. He just shrugged it off and continued down to his room, as Alice sat in silence. She began to tear up as she continued looking at the magnum) What the hell is wrong with me!?
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Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One hora later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told you not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give you the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer o espaço stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to show a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were you guys expecting. With that I will see you all seguinte time
Hello, everyone, and after finally catching up with Jojo up until Jojolion, and with either an OVA or Vento Aureo being animated, as well as Diamond Records being released for mobile, and with the JOJO Great Festival that occurred on Sunday, I think now is a time to make at least one mais Jojo related list. And what better list to make than a list of my favorito Stands in Jojo. And this time, I’m including them all, and that includes the main characters Stands, so I’m not holding back on anything. These will all be Stands from Jojo that I amor and what makes them so great, as well as a...
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Some shows featured in this artigo maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our fãs squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.

8:00 PM

My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of arco iris, arco-íris Dash - Series Finale

8:30 PM

On...
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Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as nuvem Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasia 7. And if you know me, you'd know that Final fantasia 7 is one of my favorito games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with nuvem mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about nuvem looking...
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Source: I don't know
#200: Beginner Race (Marble Madness)
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#199: Peril (Halo 2)
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#198: Dart’s Theme (Legend of Dragoon)
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#197: The Wind is Calling (Xenogears)
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#196: Into the Wilderness (Wild Arms)
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#195: Gangster TV (Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko)
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#194: Go Straight (Streets of Rage)
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#193: Staff Roll (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
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#192: Boss Theme (Rocket Knight Adventures)
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#191: berço (Goldeneye 007)
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#190: Radical Highway Classic (Sonic Generations 3DS)
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#189: Mute City (F-Zero)
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#188: Conclusion (Guilty Gear)
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#187: N. Sanity de praia, praia (Crash Bandicoot)
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#186: Soviet Connection...
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You know what I can’t fucking stand? All these Jeff the Killer ripoffs. Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer. Killer this. Killer that. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?! What is it with the emotional teenage girls liking this pathetic little cadela, puta of a serial killer. He’s not even attractive, unless you find someone who just got done tounging a weedwhacker attractive. And his story is fucking awful, so why do people like this pale little shit so much to the point where there are ripoffs. And no, the ripoffs are just as bad. A perfect example is this one I am reading...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardente de maçã

Now, let's begin. arco iris, arco-íris Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...
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So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, or will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… You know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...
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Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this animê is kind of a horror animê (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first animê that has zombies in it. Now, I amor anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, filmes like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and televisão shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only show I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...
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Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. You get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...
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Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't you already host with James? Besides, I don't you think you want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from mais rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & friends will be up seguinte followed por Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

One dia at the wharf, Mr. Percival recieved a letter from Sir Robert Norramby. He wanted an engine from the Narrow Gauge...
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 You must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the seguinte part of this fã fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 segundos before continuing onto the seguinte part of this fã fiction



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 The following is an STH/AM6663 fã Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 fã Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed por Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a...
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~Story~

In the town of Camren, there is a shopping center known as Final Stop, a store known for it’s poor products, high prices, and with employees who seem to have mais common sense than anyone else around. The employes, Malcolm, Emilia, June, Roland, Benedict, and Thomas, all deal with the worst of working in retail, such as idiotic customers, poor pay, the devil as the manager, the end of the world on a known as Black Friday, The Back being a portal to Hell, and a rival company owned por a holy manager with dreads.

~Characters~

Malcolm
A new member to the Final Stop Cult Family, Malcolm is...
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arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her por thinking she was a ghost. arco iris, arco-íris Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope you don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure you don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...
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Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, you have two options. You can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, or you can spend a dia with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right you will
(That night)
Dave: Hello, Oxford. It is a beautiful dia here at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run por thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, or not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first dia working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers:...
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