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Okay, everyone stop right where you are. Unless your Valente enough, or foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If you don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, or reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell you all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go

limão Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a limão Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven

Shake the urso - Now, this meme is about where a couple made a video of them killing a urso very violently. Odd how these people could kill a goddamn urso so easily. And worse, they then took off all their clothes and had sex on topo, início of the bear. Am I the only one that counts this as necrophilia

Blue Waffle - No, this is not a breakfast comida painted blue. A blue waffle is a kind of genetal wart that is so badly infected that they actually turn blue. And worse is that they spread and grow mais then the usual genetal warts

Finger Slam - Now, there is a sexual thing known as Finger Bang, involving a man placing his finger in a woman's uterus. Yeah, and trust me, that's not the worst part. A Finger Slam, however, is where a man sticks his finger in another mans anus and does what a Finger Bang is. And yes, this was filmed on the internet. My god, we still have three mais to go

Goats.CEX - No goats. No anything involving cuddly animals. This is where a guy, who wanted to get back at some jerks. So, how does he do this. He spreads his rectum so goddamn wide, that it scares people. And for good goddamn reason

2 Girls 1 Cup - Oh, I know all you internet veterans are squirming in your chair right now at the sight of this video. This is the most infamous meme. It is about two lésbicas that vomit on each other and then eat shit out of a cup. And yes, this was made to be erotic. And you all thought clopping was bad. Not even close to...... THIS

Mr. Hands - Oh my god, this has to be the worst of them all. You want to know why...... Well, it is about a man, named Mr. Hands, who took all his clothes off and had a horse rape him in the ass........................................................ I have nothing. I'm goddamn speechless. And yes, this really happened. Someone actually did this and put it on the internet. And this guy ended up dying because the horse pierced his colon, killing him. Should I be glad or sad. Hard to tell, really.

There it is, the worst memes the internet. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, first off, I have never watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I am sorry, but they just weren’t for me. I feel Johnny Depp only belongs in Tim burton movies. But, that is no excuse for this awful fanfic we are about to read, called “The Pirates who Saved the Town” Already the título fucked it up. Last time I checked, Pirates plunder towns, They don’t save them. Lets just get this over with.
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If you guessed Thomas Jefferson,...
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So, I don’t know what took me so long, but their are a LOT of Lord of the Rings fanfics. However, that means there are a lot of bad Lord of the Rings fanfics. But, how about one so bad, it got a youtube video made for it? Well, that would be the fanfic, Legolas por Laura….. Yeah, the name is so bad, the author actually put that as a part of the title. Not even in the fanfic yet and I regret this already.
So, it starts with Legolas walking through the woods, when suddenly, he finds a baby lying on the ground. Um…. okay. So, he picks it up and decides to call it Laura… Kinda of an ordinary...
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DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beound prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad. Like there was still hope for him.. But. When he gets the chance for piece, he deni's Ricks offer for peace and murders hershel, despite his best effects of redeeming.. It just. Makes me feel depressed, I was voting for him.


TRIXIE:
Yeah.. I known what your gonna say. But she's cute. That's enough for me.


arco iris, arco-íris DASH/Rocket to insanity:
She all was fucked up. How can you blaim her when her mind is completely broken, and she isn't even 'her' anymore...
(Nick, Cody, Alice, and Cory in car driving through city)
Nick: Cory, did you find out where that call came from yet
Cory: Not yet, but I'm working on it
Nick: Well, hurry, that guy could be anywh--- Fuck me
Alice: What? Nick, is it really the time for that
Nick: No (Points) Fuck me
(Everyone looks at a giant fogo in Central Park)
Cody: Fuck me is right
Cory: Hey, it looks like the call came from here
Nick: Good, you guys go ahead and head back home. Me and Cody are going to show this asshole what for. (Gets out of car and walks to trunk) (Opens tronco, porta-malas and takes out handgun, shotgun, sub machine gun,...
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When it comes to video games, we all have many, many, many different opinions… And some of those opinions may just get you castrated and hunted like some filthy animal for sport… what I’m trying to say is that there are some opinions that are not so popular in the gaming community, and those opinions could lead to some… disagreements within said community. I don’t see myself as having so much opposite opinions, but the ones that I do have are… pretty opposing compared to what is the usual opinions I see. So, before I pretty much write my suicide note, I would like to give a few...
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(Hey there! Welcome to a new story that I'm making named Network 999. I'm making this myself right now and it's going to be quite a long story!

The characters in this will be based on friends of mine on Fanpop, so that's going to be pretty fun. Also, this is going to be my very first official fan-fiction series, so that's ALSO exciting!

I hope you guys enjoy it, I know I will. XD)

It is the ano 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced, being able to do what used to be very difficult tasks with ridiculous ease.

The Internet (called Network 999 in this world) is also even mais powerful...
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When it comes to horror, my favorito thing about it are the monsters. They make something so much mais creepy. It could be doces Land of all things. If a Silent Hill-like creature was put in there, it would make it so much mais disturbing. These monsters can be anything from aliens that traverse space, demonic hellspawns, manifestations of human atrocities and selfish emotions, and more. But, what is it about monsters in horror that makes them scary. Why do people find things like the Alien franchise scary, or consider Silent colina as one of the best horror games ever? Well, let’s take a look...
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Some time during middle school, my parents got into this really bad fight. So bad, that my dad left and went to Middletown, or as I like to call it, A piece of the worst part of New York, and my mother, along with my and my siblings, went with our mother to our grandmother’s house. She lived in a big three story house, with a whole bunch of space. However, she was usually grumpy, always getting mad at the smallest things. Like whenever I played Pokemon Black and White too much on my DS. I would play that game like crazy, even at the jantar table, and then my grandma would go on about “Back...
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Now, what is an overworld? Well, it is a place where the player can explore to his or her full extent. It is something where you can just hang out instead of progressing the games story. So, I decided to make a list of my ten personal favorito overworlds in games. Note, this is my list, so sorry if there is an overworld that you wanted to see that wasn’t here. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Fortune City
Fortune City


#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this list for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
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Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told you was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the topo, início 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list

 Team Rocket
Team Rocket


#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
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Sullivan: (Waits for plane)
Chuck: So, Sullivan, you were behind this the whole time
Sullivan: That's right, Chuck. I started the outbreak. We need Queens to make Zombrex. Without it, we would lose our most important people
Chuck: No, I was talking about leaving the toilet assento open. You were the one who did that
Sullivan: ............. Yes
Chuck: Now your gonna pay (Fights Sullivan)
Sullivan: Man, he is still an idiot (Fights back)
(After a deadly fight)
Chuck: (Falls on his face)
Sullivan: Well, it looks like you lost, Chuck. Face it. We're the good guys. Not you
Chuck: Oh, really. Well, it looks like...
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Man, I am just pumping these artigos out today. Must be that sweatshop ambition. I don’t have a lot of arcade games that I am super fond of. Not that I hate them or anything, it’s just that most of my experiences in arcades were playing the original Mortal Kombat, rua Fighter II and Third Strike, and tekken 3. So yeah, most of them were just fighting games. Those joysticks just work so well with fighting games. But one arcade game that caught my interest was one game por Sega, known as Crazy Taxi.
Okay, first off, I never actually got the chance to play Crazy Taxi in arcades. I...
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