Okay, everyone stop right where you are. Unless your Valente enough, or foolish enough, to hear of the most disgusting memes on the internet, then this is not for you. If you don't like hearing about elderly porn, STDs, or reversed bestiality, then leave right now. Trust me, I will tell you all the worst memes of all time. So... here we go
limão Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a limão Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven
Shake the urso - Now, this meme is about where a couple made a video of them killing a urso very violently. Odd how these people could kill a goddamn urso so easily. And worse, they then took off all their clothes and had sex on topo, início of the bear. Am I the only one that counts this as necrophilia
Blue Waffle - No, this is not a breakfast comida painted blue. A blue waffle is a kind of genetal wart that is so badly infected that they actually turn blue. And worse is that they spread and grow mais then the usual genetal warts
Finger Slam - Now, there is a sexual thing known as Finger Bang, involving a man placing his finger in a woman's uterus. Yeah, and trust me, that's not the worst part. A Finger Slam, however, is where a man sticks his finger in another mans anus and does what a Finger Bang is. And yes, this was filmed on the internet. My god, we still have three mais to go
Goats.CEX - No goats. No anything involving cuddly animals. This is where a guy, who wanted to get back at some jerks. So, how does he do this. He spreads his rectum so goddamn wide, that it scares people. And for good goddamn reason
2 Girls 1 Cup - Oh, I know all you internet veterans are squirming in your chair right now at the sight of this video. This is the most infamous meme. It is about two lésbicas that vomit on each other and then eat shit out of a cup. And yes, this was made to be erotic. And you all thought clopping was bad. Not even close to...... THIS
Mr. Hands - Oh my god, this has to be the worst of them all. You want to know why...... Well, it is about a man, named Mr. Hands, who took all his clothes off and had a horse rape him in the ass........................................................ I have nothing. I'm goddamn speechless. And yes, this really happened. Someone actually did this and put it on the internet. And this guy ended up dying because the horse pierced his colon, killing him. Should I be glad or sad. Hard to tell, really.
There it is, the worst memes the internet. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
limão Party - Now this is no party that not even Pinkie Pie would like. Trust me, its gross. Now, a limão Party is a porn video where three men above the age of 70 have oral sex in a room on camera. Yes, it is old man sex, and this is only the first of the seven
Shake the urso - Now, this meme is about where a couple made a video of them killing a urso very violently. Odd how these people could kill a goddamn urso so easily. And worse, they then took off all their clothes and had sex on topo, início of the bear. Am I the only one that counts this as necrophilia
Blue Waffle - No, this is not a breakfast comida painted blue. A blue waffle is a kind of genetal wart that is so badly infected that they actually turn blue. And worse is that they spread and grow mais then the usual genetal warts
Finger Slam - Now, there is a sexual thing known as Finger Bang, involving a man placing his finger in a woman's uterus. Yeah, and trust me, that's not the worst part. A Finger Slam, however, is where a man sticks his finger in another mans anus and does what a Finger Bang is. And yes, this was filmed on the internet. My god, we still have three mais to go
Goats.CEX - No goats. No anything involving cuddly animals. This is where a guy, who wanted to get back at some jerks. So, how does he do this. He spreads his rectum so goddamn wide, that it scares people. And for good goddamn reason
2 Girls 1 Cup - Oh, I know all you internet veterans are squirming in your chair right now at the sight of this video. This is the most infamous meme. It is about two lésbicas that vomit on each other and then eat shit out of a cup. And yes, this was made to be erotic. And you all thought clopping was bad. Not even close to...... THIS
Mr. Hands - Oh my god, this has to be the worst of them all. You want to know why...... Well, it is about a man, named Mr. Hands, who took all his clothes off and had a horse rape him in the ass........................................................ I have nothing. I'm goddamn speechless. And yes, this really happened. Someone actually did this and put it on the internet. And this guy ended up dying because the horse pierced his colon, killing him. Should I be glad or sad. Hard to tell, really.
There it is, the worst memes the internet. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take you to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t you cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t you squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold you firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
You weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white furgão, van with doces in the back
Come with me.
I’ll take you to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t you cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t you squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold you firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
You weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white furgão, van with doces in the back
???: what is the status?
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: you know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... Londres and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground or in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: you know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... Londres and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground or in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, mais condensed reviews but you get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, or didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…
Airblade
Okay, so let me start out por saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Airblade
Okay, so let me start out por saying this. This game is already infinitely...
I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg
In the recent years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad composição literária behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and cadastrar-se the ranks of washed up directors like...
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In the recent years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad composição literária behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and cadastrar-se the ranks of washed up directors like...
You know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the filmes for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent colina franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder
The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
