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mais aleatório Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got mais awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga books or movies!

* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and lobisomens is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy urso ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a o espaço heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in books are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 ano old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?

mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the filmes ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t soco him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in amor with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and lobisomens are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)

Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be mais to come I assure you!

If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my artigos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comment if you liked ;)

Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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Carlisle _The sexy Vampire-Doc.

posted by AdaLove

Carlisle Cullen was the son of an Anglican pastor, born in 1640's London, England during a time of religious and political upheaval. Carlisle's father and other pastors led hunts for werewolves, witches, and vampires, saying that they were attempting to rid the world of evil and sin, but many a time, these groups would end up killing innocent citizens. As his father aged, Carlisle was put in charge of the raids after these creatures. He was less at ease about killing as his father was, but he was intelligent enough to find a real coven of vampiros inhabiting the sewers of London. Carlisle led...

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That may have been the end, but not yet...not yet... chapter 3 - A brotherly fight

posted by lycheelily

Sorry! So short....

Jasper's Pov

What is Edward doing here? Is the rest of my family here too? Edward took me
aside and said sternly, "Where's Bella. What have you done with her!?"

"I did nothing of the sort," he replied as quick as he could obviously showing
he's nervous.

"Then why is this guy standing right here asking to cadastrar-se their group?! What are you
doing or planning? Are you going against the Cullen's or something?! What's wrong with
you?!"

"I want to tell you something," he said nervously, "I loved Bella since you first brought her to
our home. When you told us you were going to marry...

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Inprinting on a Vampire part 3

posted by elinochka

At school..
Rosalie comes in the
principle' office..
Princple-what happened Ms.Hale?
Rosalie-i cant stand that idiot i am leaving and you can give me suspension..
Principle-*laughing* i think you guys like each other..
Jake comes in
Jake-you serious?me liking this girl?
Rosalie rolled her eyes..
Principle-fine you 2 can go..
Jake and Rosalie left office..Jake was walking behind Rosalie..Rosalie was feeling bad.The boy that she liked was walking behind her..The boy that hated her..
Jake-so what are you doing after school blondie?
Rosalie-ummm none of your buiness..Rosalie left Jacob alone..He was watching...

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The fantasia doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 17

posted by patrisha727

Jasper's POV

When Bella spoke the nearly impossible words, I can feel that all of us feel pain, anger, and mostly confusion. But Bella's feelings, are cold, hard, and some-what robotic....

I looked at Edward. He had emotions of terror and sadness.
" Bella? What are you thinking!?!?!?" he demanded.
" I'm saying I will cadastrar-se the volturi, if it's a problem to you, come and cadastrar-se me. Then we will always be together."
" But what about your family? Your own daughter?"
" Those things are less than I can think about. Of cource I will let you and my daughter join. That is certainly fine with me. But make...

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Chapter four

posted by Doopey

Here is another one... sorry this one is a bit shorter :) the seguinte one will be longer tho :D seguinte one shall be loaded up tomorrow :)

Chapter four

I turned around and crouched progressivo, para a frente while a growl was building its up up. But the person coming round the corner stopped my growl in its tracks. I stood up straight and looked at the vampire at the end of the room.
"Aro?" I couldnt belive my eyes. How was he here? Why was he here? How did he know about Ilse Esme? Then i remembered that time the Volutri came to destroy my family because of Renesmee. He must have seen it in Edwards thoughts.
"Ahh dear...

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The twlight Zone: part 23

posted by Edward_lover101

I heard a growl comming from the other line. I knew Edward was really made. I wanted to kill James. How could he take my child? I hung up the phone and called Jacob.
"Bella! What is going on?"
"Jacob meet me at the house. Go stright there do you hear me?" Then I hung up the phone and got into Edwards volvo.

When I got to the house Edward was at the car door in a flash. He opend the door and took me into his arms. I was crying, James could kill my baby. My only child.
"Bella We will find her. Don't cry it's ok."
"No Edward it's not ok. James could kill Reneseme with out even trying." Edward picked...

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The twlight Zone: part 19

posted by Edward_lover101

Today was the first dia of school for Reneseme, me and Edward too. We packed her backpack.
"Reneseme. Don't let anyone trade lunches with you ok. And don't tell them your a vampire."
"Ok, daddy" Reneseme's school was in the same building as the high school. Edward and I walked her to her first class. Then we saw the jock. He saw Reneseme.
"Hey, cutie. Are these two you aunt and uncle?"
"No." she said in her high toned voise. "This is my mommy and daddy."
"I'm sorry I didn't get your name. What was it?" Edward said to the jock.
"Oh, It's Andy."
"Andy this is Reneseme. Now if you will exuse us we...

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The twlight Zone: part 16

posted by Edward_lover101

I know It's a little shorter than the others, but I'll add onto it later Enjoy

School was finaly out for the summer. I don't know how Edward could keep repating high school. It is the worst thing I could imagan. Just then something kicked me in my stomach. Oww! That one hurt. Ok something is defently moving now. Could I....
"Edward?"
"Yes?"
"Can vampiros get pregnat?"
"Why?" What ever it was, it kicked me so hard that time that I fell to the ground.
"Bella? Bella are you ok?"
"I..is..how..?"
"Bella your driving me insane, tell me something." I took his hand and put it on my tourso. There was a kick,...

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Alice's Journal Part 18

posted by just_bella

Hi!! Ok haven't written this one in a few days. I think I might embrulho, envoltório this one up soon, just have to figure out how. Until I do that here is the seguinte Part :)

Part 17

I didn't know what was going on, suddenly I felt Jasper's hands on my shoulders shaking me.

I looked in his eyes and took a deep breath, looking around to see that the sun was setting just like in the journal entry.

"What happened?" I asked.

"You were leitura out loud then you stopped, your breathing got fast and then stopped completely. You started shaking and you scared the hell out of me." Jasper said as he pulled me closer to...

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.W.T.H. (.Want.Take.Have.)

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

TRUE BLOOD SEASON ONE ON DVD!!!

.WANT.TAKE.HAVE.
I DON'T OWN ANY THING OF THIS BELOW! I AM JUST A FAN, AND THE ONLY ONE WHO OWN'S THE SOOKIE AND BILL WORLD IS CHARLAINE HARRIS!!! SO DON'T GIVE ME ANY CREDIT ON THIS NEW WORLD, JUST GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THE CREATIVITY OF A NEW VERSION I MADE!!!-BuffyFaithfan1
1~
I stared at Josh like he was crazy!
"You want to what!?" I asked him.
"I want to check out the Cemetary for Bill!" He said and I laughed so hard I was on my knees.
"Why are you laughing!?" I asked me. "Why!?"
"Cause, it's just so funny!" I said and was hunched over laughing so hard my cheeks were maroon looking.
"Just...

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The twlight Zone: Part 15

posted by Edward_lover101

I was getting weaker and weaker por the minute. Edward said that he was going to change me but when? Edward walked though the door, He was carring a huge needle. He also had a little bottle of morthine. My eyes got wider.
"Bella its ok. This will make the pain go away, I promas." Edward bent down and kissed me one mais time. He pulled back and took my wrist into his hands.
"It's gonna be alright Bella, I promas." Then he put his mouth on my wrist. Then he bit me. At first the venom wasn't so bad then it got to the point were I was screaming. Edward quickly stuck me with the needle, and injected...

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Alice's Journal Part 17

posted by just_bella

Ok this story has to be cursed!! Last time I put this up it took 6 tries just to get it posted. This time I had the whole thing done and went to post it when the site crashed and everything was lost. SOOOO here I go again. Hope it works this time!!

End of last entry:

"I'm here to help your first few days easier...if that's possible. I was told that you have a sister?" She asked.

"Yes, her name is Cynthia and she's 6. We're eachothers world, I don't know how I will be able to be here without her." I said as I started to cry again.

I'm sorry, I can't continue this is too hard to write. I have to...

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The twlight Zone: part 13

posted by Edward_lover101

"What was that for?" I said.
"You look worried love. I thought that might calm you down."
"Well it worked. I'm always calmer when you are around." Just then Jacob walked though the door. He had a bundle of rose's in a clear vase. He was wearing a camisa with a tie, and bluejeans. Edward looked at me.
"It's ok Edward. If I need you I'l call, just let me talk to him alone for a bit. I'll be ok."
Edward walked out of the room, I knew he didn't want to leave. Jacob walked over to the left side of the bed. He sat down in the chair.
"Hey Bella." Jacob sounded a little depresed.
"What's wrong Jacob?"
"It's....Just...

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The twilght Zone: part 11

posted by Edward_lover101

The last think I remeber was Edward and I waching Romo and Juliet. I woke up in the same hospitle bed, but in a differnt room. Where was I? I was in the Cullen's house last night. I had mais tubes in me now. My coração started to race. Then a cool hand touched my arm. I looked over and there was Edward. My coração started to slow down.
"Where am I? How did i get here?"
"You in the hospitle, Bella. I carried you here."
"Why am I here?"
"Well...While you where asleep, you coração rate was really high. Your temp. was riseing, and you wouldn't wake up."
"What happend?"
"You had a heart-atack and, your liver...

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Alice's Journal Part 11

posted by just_bella

So for some wierd reason I have decided that composição literária 3 stories sounds like fun. I'm not sure how long I will be able to keep them all up, but I'm gonna try :) Thanks for the comments!!
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Last time:

He came up to my father and shook his hand, he smiled at my mother and knelt down to say hello to Cynthia. When he came to me he seemed to look longer then he did with my sister.

"Mary, it is very nice to meet you. I have heard a few things from your father, and he thought that it might be a good idea if we had a conversation." He said in a jolly tone....

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 10

posted by CharmedVamp101

We pulled up to the beautiful white house. I sat back in awe. Who had the ability to design something so simple, yet so extravagant at the same time? Probably Esme. Edward had said his family was a lot like him, which meant they were vampiros too. They were all beautiful and pale skinned and had the eyes that changed from black to gold to black again. I wonder what made their eyes change.
I thought back to the ride home. It had been very quiet, Edward watched me a lot, so I starred out the window, when I felt his gaze upon me.
We didn't say a lot, I answered the perguntas that Edward asked me,...

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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale

posted by meeek

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her...

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Erin: Chapter 8

posted by xxEmo92xx

"Ahhhh. Stop! Stop! It hurts!" I felt like I would scream myself to death. por the time he was done, I had stopped screaming. The venom hurt so bad, but I wanted to prove to Sam I could handle it. My phone started ringing. Sam answered and hung back up, he knew it was Alice. "What-about-Daniella's-wedding-?" I said between breaths. "The venom lasts for three days, I'm sure it won't hurt as much. It will be like a pulsing in your neck." He said.
Edward rushed through the door. He looked very upset, but furious. Upset when he saw me lying on the bed, furious when he saw Sam leaning over me....

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Bleed It Out ChApTeR oNe!

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

----Chapter One: Cryin' Wont Help You Now!...----
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I looked out my window, and saw Rachel pull into the driveway. She hopped out, and ran inside just as hail started.
"Pretty good storm out there!" She said and I met her in the kitchen.
"Yeah!" I said and she looked at me.
"Okay Mile! Listen up. Kandice may be dead..." Racehel said and I grabbed her por the throat.
"DONT say that!" I said and let her go. "Sorry!"
"She may be...but that doesn't mean you can't live your life with only yourself...who cares! I do and you do and I dont mean it like...

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Storyteller *^*CHAPTER thirteen*^*

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

We All Want The Same Thing!

(this is in KANDICE's Part Of View, after the symbol:---, then its in Mile's Poing Of View! ENJOY!)

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CHAPTER 13: The Desperate Kingdom Of Love...
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I looked at Mile, who was freeing himself, and then I looked back at Mandy who was surrendering. I then blinked twice, and pulled the trigger! The bullet flew out of the chamber, as I flinched at the sound of it, and I looked at Mandy. Her eyes widened for the quickest second, and she fell to the ground....