Heyy guys, so I've got mais awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga books or movies!
* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and lobisomens is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy urso ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a o espaço heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in books are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 ano old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?
mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the filmes ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t soco him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in amor with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and lobisomens are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)
Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be mais to come I assure you!
If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my artigos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and comment if you liked ;)
Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and lobisomens is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy urso ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a o espaço heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in books are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 ano old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?
mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the filmes ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t soco him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in amor with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and lobisomens are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)
Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be mais to come I assure you!
If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my artigos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and comment if you liked ;)
Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
"close you're eyes nes...Renesmee were nealy there."
"i cant wait to see what you and moma got me".
we didn't get you something asuch.
here we are you can open you're eyes now renesmee, i had lead everyone over the yard to the clearing
there infrunt of us was a ginourmas árvore house one me emmett and jasper could make i wanted it bigger because renesmee was still growing fast even thow she looked like a teenager.
Renesmee interupted my thouts por leaping of my shoulders and streat into the árvore house.
"I think she likes it than" bella laughed
"I amor it renesmee carected frim the tree, everyone burst out in laughter.
Team Edward versus Team Jacob - Twilight fãs will surely become one of the two largest Clan , whether it vampire clan or werewolft clan . When the official Press New Moon on the pergunta of who would win if a war between Team Edward and Team Jacob. Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner have a different opinion about this. wether it will be add to scene in film?
Cek This Out in www.free-writing.com
it still fresh and come on this is hot topic if u are truly twilight fans
It Snippet Opini from Robert And Taylor
Robert Pattinson laughed when he said who would win between his character Edward Cullen and the character of Cullen Taylor Lautner Jacob Black.
art video I wouldn’t do something unless I had a weapon. "
Meanwhile, Taylor responded with mais analysis. "Oh man. I do not know between me and Rob. He often exercises boxing when he was off duty. This will probably be the fight interesting. we've already discussed this when filming,
Cek This Out in www.free-writing.com
it still fresh and come on this is hot topic if u are truly twilight fans
It Snippet Opini from Robert And Taylor
Robert Pattinson laughed when he said who would win between his character Edward Cullen and the character of Cullen Taylor Lautner Jacob Black.
art video I wouldn’t do something unless I had a weapon. "
Meanwhile, Taylor responded with mais analysis. "Oh man. I do not know between me and Rob. He often exercises boxing when he was off duty. This will probably be the fight interesting. we've already discussed this when filming,
1. Metric – “Eclipse (All Yours)”
2. muse – “Neutron estrela Collision (Love Is Forever)”
3. The Bravery – “Ours”
4. Florence + The Machine – “Heavy In Your Arms”
5. Sia – “My Love”
6. Fanfarlo – “Atlas”
7. The Black Keys – “Chop And Change”
8. The Dead Weather – “Rolling In On A Burning Tire”
9. Beck and Bat For Lashes – “Let’s Get Lost”
10. Vampire Weekend – “Jonathan Low”
11. UNKLE – “With You In My Head (featuring The Black Angels)”
12. Eastern Conference Champions – “A Million Miles An Hour”
13. Band Of cavalos – “Life On Earth”
14. Cee-Lo Green – “What Part Of Forever”
15. Howard costa – “Jacob’s Theme”
i couldn't let myself even think for a segundo that i could ease Rosalies Pain.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.