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mais aleatório Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got mais awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga books or movies!

* Can I just say before you read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampiros and lobisomens is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can you have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy urso ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all amor a o espaço heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer said that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think you know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in books are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the lobos to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

You think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in amor with a 110 ano old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward or Team Jacob... Or Team Gimme Both?

mover over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten por _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to cama early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the books but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the filmes ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN you can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When you taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to kiss me I wouldn’t soco him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On segundo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on you then he’ll outlive you. Which is why you get Edward to fall in amor with you and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole debate about who’s hotter, Edward or Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampiros are cold and lobisomens are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer said it herself ;)

Hope you enjoyed them ;) They'll be mais to come I assure you!

If you haven't read the first ones I posted then go onto my artigos and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and comment if you liked ;)

Thank you so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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bambi02, twilightfrk and 8 others like this

brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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CONTEST TIME!!!

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

I am going to throw a contest, so keep reading

Many of you may remember my name from Hello, My Name Is: Death because, I am the author of it. Anyways, I looked at Summer_Leanne's story "Cold Roses" some of you may have read it, and saw the wonderful art she made for her novel, and so I am wanting really cool pictures for mine Hello, My Name Is: Death

I asked Summer_Leanne to do one for me too, but if I see two that are excellent, I'll post both of them on every chapter when I post them on the Hello, My Name Is: Death club here on fanpop! I made.

If you read the comments, then you have heard of...

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just a twist chapter 4

posted by mia1emmett

hope you like this.. =)

Chapter 4
When I woke up I was in an un-familiar place I Jumped from where I was laying down and walked down a flight of stairs
To a room full of people who were pale, I saw Edward and Bella so I
Thought this must be something that Bella knows about. I walked down the
Stairs and demanded I know what was going on, this pale man with blonde
Hair who looked so young came up to me and told me that Bella had come
To save me from losing my life and that Edward brought you here. I
Started asking questions:
"Why are you guys so pale?"
"Well we are vampiros like you"
"But I am not...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 23: Miracles Happen

posted by Summer_Leanne

Thankies to EVERYONE for leitura and commenting on my last post! You guys are the absolute best! <3 I amor THIS CHAPTER! lol :P Don't worry! It doesn't stop here as yet ;) Much amor to each of you all, from me! Enjoy! (:
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Miracles Happen

It was twenty-four hours after little Anakin was born, but happiness still hadn’t filled the air. In their minds, the Cullens were convinced Summer was dying. They only had an hora left to see whether that was true or not. She slipped away to sleep in Carlisle’s arms, and hadn’t awaken since then. Chloe’s...

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New found Sunshine Chap 3

posted by NeeNee14

I climbed out of bed, making sure not to disturb Seth. I peeked into Tala's room and was happy that she was still sleep. I got her bag ready for the sleepover should would be having with Jamie, her best-friend. I needed to go out and get the things I needed for her party.
Seth came out the room and wrapped his hands around my waist.
"Morning" He said and kissed my cheek. I smiled.
"I need you to go in the room and look in the closet. There are a pair of jeans and a t-shirt for you." I told him.
"Why do you have clothes my size?" He asked as He went into the bathroom with the clothes in his hand....

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New found Sunshine Chap 2

posted by NeeNee14

Seth's P.o.v.
I knew I was dead,I needed to find another animal that I could fit my body into. I needed to go to see Lanise and touch her pregnant stomach to make sure everything is okay.
I saw a wolf, he wasn't as big as mine, but I didn't care. I floated down to him and I could feel us becoming one. I started to run back to La push, back to my family....

Lanise's P.o.v

"What do you mean Seth is alive?" I asked Leah.
"He found another wolf's body and inhabited it. He's coming to see you...and to see Tala."She told me.
"What am I going to tell her?" I asked Leah Tala doesn't even ask about him, but...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Twenty-Three)

posted by moolah

Alice’s P.O.V:
I looked down at my wristwatch: 12:03 in the morning. I leaned up against Jasper. He looked down on me and smiled, “What’s wrong?” I looked up at him, “Oh, nothing.” He smirked, “Don’t try it, Alice.” I scrunched up my face. He lifted me up onto the truck. “Don’t try what?” I asked. He lay me down in the truck and looked around. Esme and Carlisle went hunting. Rosalie and Emmett had taken a little “hunting” trip themselves-in the woods. He tore my camisa as he hovered above me. “I think we should take a hunting trip like Em and Rose.” I giggled,...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

"I think we're supposed to turn off to the right up there, just before that big tree." I pointed ahead. "The road's a little difficult to spot."

"A little difficult." Charlie grumbled as he turned onto the road leading up to the Cullens' house. "It barely even qualifies as a road."

He had complained a little when I told him I was having lunch with the Cullens, but I managed to appease him por promising I would make his favorito jantar that night.

"Are you sure this is the right way?" He now asked doubtfully.

"Yes, dad. I know it looks like the middle of nowhere, but it's really not." Just as I finished...

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Dear Diary Chapter.5

posted by Jessie-Louise

"I just can't belive..."jacob stuttered , a tear rolled down his cheek, i'd never seen him cry before "You don't want it ....You dont amor me i," I spluttered quickly "NO NO! I'm , i'm just so ,so happy" he smiled slowly, lovingly , his eyes melted into mine and we shared a kiss.
i whispered softly in his ear "its funny you know,", "why" jacob looked at me puzzled "my mom is pregnant to,"i smiled gently .
"Really,How, she is, you no,A Vampire." He whispered slowly in my ear.
"I know but its a miracle,im gunna have a child and a new brother or sister in the same month."
After about an hora Jacob...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 19: Death por Decision

posted by Summer_Leanne

Hi guys! I'm back and I'm so happy I've finished this chapter :] I'm excited (as usual) that you all loved the last update. This story is beginning to embrulho, envoltório up, but I've decided to take a shot at composição literária a book (it's a amor story/drama thingy. Not meant to be a rip-off of Twilight, but it does have vamps & lobisomens in it, as well as other species). So, hopefully sometime por the end of this year, you'll be able to buy it and read it :D Thankies SO much for all the support! You guys are nothing short of the ABSOLUTE BEST! ;) Enjoy!
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Death by...

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lost amor

posted by groovychicklisa

Chapter 14

B|POV

(E)Bella what’s wrong(E) he asked worried. I was Devastated (B) “Im leaving” I knew he wasn’t going to let me get away. He held her quickly in my arms...(E)No you’re not leaving me. Not again(E) he said- pain seeping into his voice. I sobbed against his chest trying to break free. (E)I amor you Bella i promise you- i amor you mais than anything in the world (E) he was now sobbing and I knew he meant it, but why was he contacting Tanya? (B) Why were you texting that cadela, puta (B) I cried. I thought he would hesitate but he didn’t he told me straight out. (E) I couldn’t...

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One Chance

posted by virginiagal

Long atrás there was a distant light it was crimson like a freshly budded rose. There was a little girl her name was Levely.She had long wavy brown hair,green eyes,and pale skin. Well as she was walking, the crimson light grew bigger. She then reconized it was a falling star. Then she closed her eyes and made a wish. "I wish i had a bestfriend." She said. WHOOSH the estrela has fallen right seguinte to her. As the smoke cleared away she relized that it was not a estrela but a boy. He was young about the same age as her. He had silver hair and gold eyes. "Are you ok!" I screeched. "Yeah i think so, i'm...

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In the normal World

posted by KatiiCullen94

Ok, IN THIS EDWARD DOESNT EXISTIST!, BUT HE WILL ! YOU JUST NEED TO WAIT!

I never planned to say goodbye to my mother, forlike ever. I always thought i'd live with her forever.
But now that im standing in her embrace at the Arizona airport , that statement could mean nothing mais then me actaully gettting tp my fathers.
My father charlie lives in Forks, where he still lives in the very house that his marriage between him and my mother failed, and where i was born.
I'd had to turn to my father after living with my mother had become difficult.

Charlie picked me up in his police cruisier, i never thought...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 19

posted by xroylex

Nessies pov

We prepared for the fight later that night thinking that this was going to be easy they sounded weak prefetic compared to us lot they had nothing on us.
“alec you and renesmee will take carlise and esme if you finish with them alice will be asiest for you to handle” he must of saw our faces as he quickly added “ and that will get over quicker and mover on the Emmett and jasper if no one els gets to them in time” he thought for a minuto “acturally wait alec you will take them your self nessie I have a different job for you” he smiled got cruler and eviler as the mintues...

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A famous reminder chapter chapter 3

posted by KatiiCullen94

Bella in her dress

have a lot of time on my hands. so i hope to do a chapter once a dia :P
this is too Moolah , for you kind words!

Bella's POV.

"Bella, look at me, you know all the words, you have got it perfected, all be fine, they just kids" Phil said.
After Phil baseball career went down the drown he soon took the offer to be my manger and to a good surprise he was a good one.
Just kids, they were Seniors. I was one not so long ago. And i diddnt really enjoy it.
My coração beating rapidly.
I still dont why im still doing this, i still hadnt caught edward's attention.
Damm i dont even dance with the songs,...

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things to do when you're sad

posted by karpach_13

Here are some ideas to help kick a rotten dia to kingdom come…

Do something good for someone else, even though you may not want to. Do a favour, help them find something, give them an item which will help them in some way. Start the flow of positive energy.

Eat the best chocolate you can get your hands on. In bed. Or in the bath.

Turn up música you really love. Play it so loudly that it soaks in through your skin. Dance in your pyjamas. Feel the pain lift.

Have a romance in your head.

Volunteer.

Buy a remote control for your camera & dip your toes into the pool of narcissism.

Call a friend...

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Renn and Jakes Life Renn's Birthday Flashback part 3 of 3

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I opened the window, and slid my self through quietly. My room was dark, and the only thing I could see was my clock. It said 5:34 a.m. I had managed to make it back before 6:00, when my family was getting back.

I walked over to my bedside table, and turned on my lamp. I jumped back when I saw Aunt Rose sitting on my bed.

"What are you doing here?" I stepped back and set my bag on the mesa, tabela beside me.

"I knew that something was up, so I came back. And when you weren't home, I waited for you." She remained on my cama with her hands in her lap.

I looked down, and rubbed my hand on my head.

"I had...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [FIFTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[FIFTEEN]
"So, let me get this straight." I said, looking at Shropee. "One of us will become a spy, the other will be a super sneak, the other one will be blue print locater?"
"Yes, no figure out who is what, and you need to leave por midnight tonight while everyone is asleep. I'll be up, and hand you the appropriate tools you will need on this quest, and then you will come back with all of your recollections, and I will take them from you, analyze, and solve the puzzle."...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWELVE]
"So, what did you figure out?" Jerek asked, and I stood back against the mural with Tabra.
"I figured out that the initials mean you guys, so you are in danger. I don't know who from though, they must have hired someone to cover there prints and tracks. This came from no where. And I mean that it was specifically made for this specific message. The knife, how it curves at the topo, início to the right and goes flat as if you cut off the tip, means Death at Dawn. Which,...

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Young Love.CH.8

posted by decullen

Everyone who are going to the wedding tomorrow are at a restaurant for the rehearsal dine.We all gave them a little speech.My mam and dad wanted to talk to me.

"What you want to say you can say here."I said.Why cant they just get over it.

"How did you get pregnant?"She said.Everyone was watching us and listing.I laughed.

"Ha,well it was the same way you did but with a different person."I said really cocky.

"very immature Bella.Why did you keep it?"She said It sounded like she could cry.

"The same reason you kept me."I could hidey speak.I started to walk to the toilet.

"Where are you going?"My mam...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 14

posted by xroylex

beeing part vampire gave me the speed being part human gave me tiedness so onse i reached italy i could feel it starting. i couldnt feel it much though.
i walked to the phile of stair i have only heard so little about. which led down to the hallway that i have only seen onse before. knocking on the big door.
"come in" a voice called
taking a deep breath i slowly began to open the door.
"oh renesmee what a delight to see you hear" as i entered the room a bunch of people had there heads together but as soon as my name was mentioned three heads snapped up.
"aro" i nodded
"it great to see you again....