Why He’s Hot:
1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampiros are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and you amor him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. You see Robert is instructing you and you’re loving every minuto of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite you over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds mais like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). You can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. You sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told you that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
You can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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1. Pattinson is responsible for the whole “men as vampiros are hot”, epidemic. For him, you’re a total fiction loving dweeb.
2. He is the epitome of a bad boy. He doesn’t try to have a fuck the world attitude, he just does. He’s far from charming and you amor him for that. Why? Well because bad boys can work their magic stick better than nice boys. Nice boys need instruction, not Robert. You see Robert is instructing you and you’re loving every minuto of it.
3. He’s from the UK and that in itself is hot. He has an accent and will invite you over for crumpets and tea. What the fuck are crumpets? Who cares! You’ll scarf them down and pretend it was the best experience of your life just for a moment alone with Robert.
4. He sings! Go figure the stud on legs has talent (or what he believes is talent but sounds mais like a mediocre version of the Dave Mathews Band). You can’t understand what he says but who the hell cares. I don’t. Oh, sing me a sweet babble-esque lullaby Robert. You sound lovely.
5. He has admitted to hating taking showers. Ladies let’s be honest, if a guy told you that you’d probably run away while simultaneously throwing up in your mouth but this is Robert Pattinson we’re talking about.
You can always trick him into playing erotic games in the shower. Problem solved!
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Jane's POV
Me and the others quickly approched Forks hospital, I looked around. Then i spun around a nodded. The others took off going around back. I walked to the front, I held a single gun. But i knew I didnt need it! *giggle*
Renesme lay in pain on the rock hard hospital. She moaned in pain. "It's ok" Jacob said softly. *Screaming in distince* "What...was that?" Bella inqiured.Edward shook his head. For he didnt know. *gunshots* Bella and Edward stood up, frightened. "Edward go check whats happining,I'll call Alice and the others ok?" Edward agreed and ran out the room. Bella quickly dialed her other family member's. On the other line, Alice and the whole family listened. "Well be there in 5 miniutes!" Shouted Alice into the phone. 5 minutos later, the rest of the cullens arrived, rushing to a certain room, with a certain girl crying out in pain.
Me and the others quickly approched Forks hospital, I looked around. Then i spun around a nodded. The others took off going around back. I walked to the front, I held a single gun. But i knew I didnt need it! *giggle*
Renesme lay in pain on the rock hard hospital. She moaned in pain. "It's ok" Jacob said softly. *Screaming in distince* "What...was that?" Bella inqiured.Edward shook his head. For he didnt know. *gunshots* Bella and Edward stood up, frightened. "Edward go check whats happining,I'll call Alice and the others ok?" Edward agreed and ran out the room. Bella quickly dialed her other family member's. On the other line, Alice and the whole family listened. "Well be there in 5 miniutes!" Shouted Alice into the phone. 5 minutos later, the rest of the cullens arrived, rushing to a certain room, with a certain girl crying out in pain.
“Everybody likes to make fun of “Twilight” – adults, children, house pets – but the producers of the films threw a monkey wrench in the gears of the irony machine por stuffing the soundtrack to their latest effort full of awesome songs from ultra-cool indie bands. “Eclipse” is a who’s who of moody indie rock, featuring a lineup that would make Pitchfork’s brains explode: Beck, Bat For Lashes, Metric, Vampire Weekend, Muse, the Black Keys…the list goes on and on. Perhaps this all shouldn’t be surprising given that música supervisor Alexandra Patsavas made a name for herself turning television’s “The O.C.” into an avenue for indie rock exposure, but it’s still a very pleasant surprise to see the música from a “Twilight” film become the “Singles” soundtrack of the aughts.”