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The encontro, data and The Almost Smile


Duncan was in Courtney’s living room, flipping through the channels of her flat screen. He wasn’t invited here rather he snuck in here. Picking a lock was easy as pie for Duncan.

“Jeez, there’s nothing on today,” he mumbled to himself. “All the channels are freaking showing little kid shows and crap.”

He sighed deeply and got up, heading to her small, simple-designed kitchen. He opened her refrigerator and began looking for some decent comida to eat. He grinned when he saw a huge plate of massa, massas alimentícias in there. He was about to take it when he heard a loud gasp.

“What the hell, Duncan?!” he heard Courtney exclaim.

Duncan quickly turned around, shutting the refrigerator door with his foot. He smirked when he saw Courtney in a short towel, dripping wet. He could practically smell her delicious aroma.

“You’re giving me déjà vu, Princess,” Duncan chuckled. “Except your wetter and your towel got shorter—you’re trying to seduce me?”

Courtney’s nostrils flared out angrily. “Get out,” she hissed menacingly. “I’m giving you—”

Duncan quickly ran over to Courtney, pinning her against the wall. He smirked as he saw her eyes widen hugely. Before she was about to yell out a harsh retort, he captured her lips with his eager, hormonal-crazed ones. Courtney’s arms were holding her towel up tightly, and Duncan took this advantage to trap her within his muscular ones.

After about four minutos of making out, Duncan pulled away, gasping heavily. His eyes had this hungry look, and he saw Courtney’s eyes were a bit glazed over. He liked having this affect on his Princess.

My Princess? Duncan thought. Damn, that has a nice ring to it. All I have to do is…

Duncan bit Courtney on her lip, making her kick him where it hurts—his manly possession. He toppled over, falling on Courtney and they both slid down on the floor with an earsplitting thump!

Duncan was groaning quietly, biting his lip. Courtney whacked him on the head harshly. Now Duncan had to hold his possession and his head. He’s in amor with—

Whoa, whoa—too soon for that, dude, he thought. …I think.

“You’re too freaking heavy, Duncan! Get the hell off of me!” Courtney yelled, struggling to slip out of Duncan’s heavy body. Unfortunately, for Duncan, her towel didn’t slip off.

“Well, it’s your own damn fault! You’re the one who freaking kicked me in the precious place of every man! Then you thumped me on the head! What the hell is wrong with you, woman?!” he yelled back, face inches away from hers.

“What the hell is wrong with me?! What the hell is wrong with you?! You freaking bit my lip! That hurt, and I’m surprised it’s not bleeding por now!” She touched her lips.

Duncan rolled his eyes. “Don’t be such a baby, Princess—I was just marking my territory.”

“Well, you didn’t have to bite—” She stopped, narrowing her eyes. “‘Marking my territory’? Since when was I your territory? Duncan, will you explain that please?”

“Courtney, look at us. I’m on topo, início of you and you’re half-naked—”

“That’s because—!”

Duncan kissed her briefly. “Shut up and let me talk. Okay, what we’re doing is obviously what couples do, right? We’re even going on a encontro, data tonight! You even agreed that it was a date, babe! And what does that mean? Hmm, I think, oh, I don’t know that we’re dating?”

“But it’s not like…we like each other that way, Duncan,” Courtney protested quietly. “Sure, we make out and all, but…don’t we hate each other?”

“Princess, you’re the only one doing the hating in this relationship.”

Courtney gasped. She looked away from him, eyes downcast. He almost regretted saying that, but hey, it was the truth, wasn’t it? Duncan likes Courtney, and if he wants to be with her, he has to be honest with her. Courtney looked back up with sad eyes.

“I thought you hated me,” she said. “I didn’t know that…I was the only one doing the ‘hating in this relationship’ or whatever we have.” She sighed. “Are you…you saying that you like me?”

Duncan grinned at her widely. “Bingo, Princess.”

“I—I want to like you, but… Or maybe—maybe I do like you. I’m just confused, and this position isn’t making it any better.” She struggled again.

“I’m not getting off of you until you tell me how you feel about me, babe.” He gave her a mischievous smile. “I promise you that.”

Courtney looked at him pleadingly. “Can you give me some time? At least…when we have our date—please?” she implored. “I’m just too perplexed right now. You just attacked me, bit my lip, suffocated me right now, confessed, and asked me if I felt the same way all of a sudden. Give me time to breathe, stupid!”

Duncan laughed. “All right then, baby. I’ll give you time, and you better tell me, or else I’ll force it out of you.”

“Oh yeah? I’ll kick you in the same special place again if you don’t get off of me right now.”

He immediately got off of her, knowing she would do it.

--

Courtney glared at her closet as if it was irritating her—which it was. She didn’t know what to wear. Well, it’s just Duncan, the guy who confessed to her strangely, so she shouldn’t be unsure on what to wear, right?

“What if he doesn’t like what I’ll wear?” she murmured to herself, feeling insecure. She suddenly slapped herself hard. “Duncan doesn’t even criticize on what—wait…he did. He said my wardrobe is too ‘conservative.’ He even had a grimace on… Crap.”

She heard a knock on the door.

“Hey, Princess,” Duncan said from the other side exasperatedly. “The dia isn’t getting any younger and the same goes for you and me. I thought you weren’t like those girls who waste time being pretty and junk. Hurry the hell up, babe!”

Courtney scowled. “I’m already putting my pants on! You can’t rush me, Duncan, and I am not like those other girls! So, right now, shut up!” she yelled, denying the fact that Duncan was right.

She hastily put on her bottoms she randomly picked from the closet and headed out of the room. The door slammed into something hard, and she heard Duncan curse loudly.

Duncan clutched his forehead and nose while glaring at Courtney. “What the hell, Courtney?!” he screamed. “That freaking—” He broke off with a hiss.

Courtney rolled her eyes, crossing her arms over her chest. “Well, it’s not my fault somebody was in front of the door. Didn’t you learn in kindergarten not to stand in front of doors?”

He grinned childishly. “No, I didn’t, Miss Courtney. I had to learn it the hard way today.”

“My gosh, when are you never so incredibly infantile? It’s not even normal, but you’re—” She shook her head. “Wow, déjà vu.”

“We’ve been having it a lot today, sweetheart. Must mean something, huh?” He appraised her, smirking. “I’d amor to see you walk around like this, but not in public. There are children outside, you know.”

Courtney looked at him confusedly before looking down. She turned red with embarrassment and quickly went inside her room.

“Who knew the ‘intelligent, good-at-everything, overachiever’ Courtney would forget to put a camisa on?” she heard Duncan mutter out loud. “The world’s going crazy, and you’re responsible for taking away its sanity, Princess!”

“Duncan, seriously, I will give you the worse kick ever, that you will never walk and never have babies!” Courtney growled, coming out of the room, not topless.

“‘I wish these were brains.’ And they’re directly on your huge rack.” He leaned closer, lips near her ear. “Kinky—I never knew you’re the type to buy these kinds of shirts.”

Courtney tried to make her voice sound even. Duncan’s close proximity was making her uncomfortable—in a good way. “Gwen bought me this on my birthday as a joke. She and Bridgette made a joke about me having three brains. The brain in my cranium and…well, you know… I told them it wasn’t possible.”

“Why?” His hands started to go on her waist, thumbs lifting her camisa slightly up.

“W-Well, think about Lindsay…”

He laughed. “You’re damn funny, babe.” Then he kissed her—fiercely. It was as if he can never get tired of doing this with her.

Courtney gasped when he let go. His lips were traveling her collarbone.

“Um…Duncan, remember that encontro, data we were going to have? Yeah…I think we should get to it right now. This can…w—oh!” He nipped a skin. “What the hell?!”

Duncan pulled away, kissed her once, twice, thrice, frice—wait, that’s not a word.

Damn it, Duncan. You’re making me stupid! Stop rubbing your stupidity all over me! Courtney shouted in her mind.

Then Duncan started leaving, heading outside. He smirked at her and winked.

“Ready to go, hot stuff?”

She rolled her eyes. “Whatever, loser. But stop biting me!”

“Can’t promise you that.”

Courtney gave him a hard glare before running after Duncan, who didn’t even wait for her, secretly giddy about the encontro, data they were going to have.

--

Duncan was currently carrying Courtney on his back. He had this annoyed face on, and Courtney’s ranting wasn’t helping it; it just made him mais annoyed.

“…you couldn’t even catch me?! And you call yourself ‘Mr. Big and Strong.’ Whatever! Now, I sprained my ankle, and you practically threw me on your back casually like I was a bag of crap! I don’t need your—”

“Ugh, Princess, you’re getting on my freaking nerves,” Duncan interjected. “Look, I’m only doing this, because I don’t want to hear you complaining, ‘Why aren’t you helping me?!’ I’m being chivalrous for you, so suck it up and shut up. Gosh, I’m becoming deaf now…”

Courtney was silent for a while, and that surprised Duncan. “You’re too exaggerating,” she finally said. “And my vocal chords aren’t low.”

“Mh-hmm…”

What happened was Courtney was walking ahead of Duncan, scolding at him irritatingly about whatever. He wasn’t really listening. Courtney failed to see the huge rock—don’t ask him why there’s a huge rock in the middle of the street—and she fell. It was kind of unexpected, because Courtney was a graceful, martial-arts bad-ass.

And now he’s carrying her so she won’t nag about him not being a gentleman—which bit him in the bunda or his ear.

Courtney put her cheek near Duncan’s. “Why are you so quiet? It’s so…not you,” she finished lamely. “I mean, you mostly say something idiotic out of the blue, and then we start arguing.”

Duncan tried to not show the pain on his face. Was their relationship just full of arguments and jokes? Where they really into each other?

But wait—I don’t even know that Courtney likes me back even though I know it already. Damn it, Princess…

“You know, you should already know that I like you,” Duncan said casually. “It’s pretty obvious, though I show it in a different way. I’m not all sappy, so you shouldn’t expect me to say, ‘I like you, Courtney, and I want to be your boyfriend. I think you’re pretty, smart, uptight, yadda, yadda’ straight up. That’s not me, all right? Some people like to show their affection in a different way sometimes.”

“Wait, wait, wait!” Courtney exclaimed. “I thought you were joking! Because…well—”

“Like I said, Courtney, I show my affection in a different way. You’re smart, aren’t you? It isn’t that hard to figure it out. Normally, when I want to get with another girl—I’m sure you know what I mean por that—I flirt like how I do with you. Ever since I found out that I really like you”—not ‘love’—“I didn’t know how to react around you. I was afraid I might make a complete idiot out of myself.”

“Duncan,” she whispered sadly. “Let’s…go sit down on that dilapidated bench over there.” She pointed seguinte to the huge, shady tree. “It’s difficult to talk like this.”

Duncan chuckled. “There you go again with your advanced speech. Are you a living dictionary or what?”

“What,” was all she said. From the corner of his eye, he saw her smiling goofily.

“You look high, babe.”

She tightened her arms around his neck, choking him until he said “Uncle.”

Which he did when he almost turned fully blue.

After a couple of teasing and pecks, they arrived in front of the broken-down bench. It was a hot day, but the árvore was helping them. Duncan dumped her on the bench, and then took a assento seguinte to her.

Courtney punched him on the forearm. “Ogre, the bench might have collapsed! You’re lucky it didn’t,” she chastised, punching him again.

Duncan snorted. “It’s not my fault you’re so damn heavy.” He put his arms behind his head, leaning back, the bench creaking a little.

Courtney pushed his back up roughly. “Don’t you hear the bench creaking?! That means that putting all your weight on the most sensitive part of the bench might make it disintegrate, and we’ll fall on our asses!”

Duncan took this time to contemplate while Courtney nagged again. Sure, it irritated him to death, but it was amusing at the same time. Irritation and anger make Courtney look hotter and just her. It wouldn’t be right if there wasn’t a dia Courtney would get mad or start her “You are so stupid, I’m better than you” agenda.

Well, Duncan just plain likes Courtney ever since. At first, he thought it was physical attraction—she was a hot creature with pointless clothing on. She was almost good at everything, and Duncan likes a girl who wasn’t all weak and too dependent. To narrow it down, Duncan’s type is: uptight, strong, hot, smart, hot-tempered, stubborn, and…hot—all of that fitted Courtney’s personality.

Love? Could be, Duncan decided mentally. He was tired of ignoring his heart. He finally figured out that his coração was a good consultant—though sometimes it irked him.

“Babe, the encontro, data isn’t over, but tell me—I wanna know,” Duncan said firmly. “I’m not a patient person, and I can’t wait forever. I mean, it’s just one answer you have to give me: ‘Yes’ or ‘No’?” I already know what the answer’s going to be, though.

Courtney’s eyes widened. She looked away, and her fists clenched tightly. The tan skin on her knuckles started to turn white. What was so hard? Why couldn’t Courtney just admit that she likes him, so they can make out furiously and get it over with, happily together?

“I…” She bit her lip hard, tempting Duncan again.

Not yet, Duncan.

She looked at him with large, sad eyes. “I’m con—,” she started saying.

Duncan growled, “Don’t give me that ‘I’m confused’ bullshit, Courtney. I’m being serious now, and I’m not like those guys who wait forever just to—”

“I know that!” she snapped. “Stop saying that! I know you’re not like other guys, Duncan. I’m not an idiot.” She sighed. “I just don’t know what to say! I do feel attracted to you…but I…just don’t know.”

“Is that your way of saying ‘no’?” His voice was expressionless. “Is it?”

“Duncan, please give me—”

“Is that your way of saying ‘no’?” he repeated coldly. “Just say it already, Courtney.”

She gulped. “Y-Yes…”

Duncan stared at her long and hard before sighing and standing up quickly. He put his hands inside his pockets. He was about to leave her but then stopped.

“I was so sure that you liked me back,” he chuckled without emotion. “So sure that…I was so happy, and I was finally going to say these cheesy words, you know.”

“Which are?” she asked quietly, heartbroken.

Duncan stared up at the sky, almost smiling at how beautiful the dia was—but the feelings right now weren’t for him. He looked down on the ground, and then looked at Courtney.

“I’m in amor with you.”
RECAP: I may have a crush on Duncan and he may like me back some, but I'll do all I have to just to keep him from getting too close to me... No way I'm letting another Juvie boy close enough to me to break my heart.
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*ALMOST LUNCHTIME*

Duncan and I had the same class schedule; every class we had, we had together. It was going to be really hard for me to stay away from him at this rate since he's pretty much following me all over the place. Still, I have my ways of avoiding people; I've had every excuse in the book in my mind so I could keep...
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chey:last time bridgette went início who will go this time
(tolet flushes chey heard a zipper zipping)
duncan:ahhhhh oi sis
chey:total drama world tour oi duncan
*losers part*
duncan:hey girl friend
lindsay:hey bf
(duncan & lindsay make out)
alejandro:yuck
*winner part*
leshawna:i amor 1st class
chey:today`s challenge is a cantar contest teams are duncan & lindsay vs. alejandro & leshawna
duncan:cool what song do we sing
chey:if i didn`t have you
lindsay:eeeeewwww my fav
chey: team d&l go 1st
(duncan & lindsay sing the whole song duncan falls off the plane chey jumps)
chey:having your sister...
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Chris: last time on total drama aroudnthe world, Parus, france. everyone had to kiss. Jasper was almost out of the game. and Jax and Blaine had to kiss. it was the perific challange for Alejandro and Heather! an lulu got pared up with Owen.ha ha! this was sooooooooo funny! at the end it was bossy Blaineley who said good bye. this episode will suck all the blud right out of you. On total drama around the world?

*theame song*

*non-first class*

*katie is bawling*

Jordan: aggggggggggggggg! i can't take it! vote her off already!!!!!
Wally: she tried to but didn't.
Zoey: i's been 3 weeks of none stop crying!...
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(after everone jump off the cilfe)

chirs:everone get taired up cause one you guys are going to get voted off tonight so spend time with each other ok bye

lucas:wow dude its our frist dia and might be voted off

tak:i know

dustin:hey how come you dont hang out with the girls?

tak:cause i only hang out with dudes

blaze:me too

(at night)

chirs:its voting time if i give you a bone your seguro the frist one go"s to lucas

lucas:thanx god

chirs:andrea
jakki
mallory
samantha
samantha rollings
sara
ashley
suna
dustin
rose
lynn
anacpriana
sara
kristing
amy
kenya
chelsea and
blaze rápido, swift
ok tak and angel i have one...
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(We now head to the Famous Penguins cabin. Heather had hearts flown all around her.)

Izzy: Hey, Heather pie! What's up with you?

Heather: Well, i think i have a secret crush on Trent.

Alejandro: You do?

Heather: That's correct.

Beth: But it's too bad that he has already been takened por Gwen.

Duncan: Guess you have no choice but to find another man.

Heather: No way! I want to win Trent's heart. Gwen will not have him.

Izzy: Good for you.

Courtney: But you have to wait for the merge to get him.

Harold: Can you survive some eliminations until the merge starts?

Heather: Of course i can, Harold. I'm a game...
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(We now go to the Famous Penguins cabin, and Noah wasn't there, because he was eliminated.)

Courtney: Gosh. I ate so much leite and ice-cream, i used the toilet 3 times.

Alejandro: I used it 5 times.

Heather: Like, gross.

Beth: Thanks everyone for having me around.

Izzy: You should thank Duncy for not voting for you.

Beth: Wow. Thanks Duncan.

Duncan: No problem.

Courtney: Um, Duncan, somehow you're having a relationship with Beth.

Duncan: I'll talk to you later.

Harold: What do you think our challenge will be next?

Alejandro: If it involves fashion, count me in.

Beth: And remember, we have to align with...
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Chris: Yadyayada.... List is over here...

Storm and Cody

Zoey and Duncan

Melody and Harold

Mizzie and Annie

Ray and Alejandro

Addrey and Jar3d

Andrea and Lucas

Courtney and Gwen

Mizzie:IM WITH A GIRL?!

Chris: ABout that, we ran out of guys, so we stuck you with a girl

Courtney: NO! I NEED A GUY TO DATE!

Gwen: You went out with Duncan,though!

Courtney:WHATS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!

Annie: I'm not too thrilled about going out with a girl....

Cody: YES YES YES.... IM GOING ON A encontro, data TONIGHT.....

Addrey: Captin Desperato....

Jar3d: *dying of laughter*

Melody: IM STUCK WITH A NERD!

Harold: Im stuck with a bully!

Zoey:...
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posted by bubblegum505
Chris: Okay,Kiddies! Here are your rooms:

In the first room will be...... *looking through list* Mizzie and Storm! Then.....Addrey and Raynetta!

Ray: *throws a rock at Chris*

Chris: OW! Luckily my hard as rock with the soft texture hair blocked that!

....Zoey and Gwen.... Andrea and Courtney... Annie and Duncan.... Harold and Cody and Jared and Alejandro.

Everyone (besides Storm and Mizzie): WHAT!

Chris: Adios!*leaves with jet pack*

Duncan: I'm gonna kill that jerk!

*all the girls walk over to him*

Alejandro: I think we're suppose to get going now....

Zoey: Uh yeah... *grabs bags*

Mizzie: Yeah... your...
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posted by DannyLawson14
(We see the host, and 16 campers. Chis is ready to make his speech)

Chris: Welcome everyone to Total Drama Hollywood. As you know, my name is Chris McClean and i will be your host. One of you will win, while the others will not.

Harold: Cool.

Alejandro: This is awesome.

Heather: I know.

Chris: Now then, it is time for teams. Alejandro, Harold, Duncan, Noah, Courtney, Heather, Beth and Izzy. You are known as...The Famous Penguins.

Noah: Aww man. I want a better team name.

Izzy: Screaming Penguins for the win! AY AY AY AY AY!

Alejandro: Keep it down.

Izzy: Alright.

Chris: As for the other team. Trent,...
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Brittney:were back on total drama starz and theres mais intense fights and riots this will be good to read and watch in this episode!
*theme song*
Avan:who the heck broke my phone!!!!!
Jar3d:and what if it was me?
(avan jumps on jar3d and punches him in the face)
Brittney:woah,woah,guys back off save your energy for todays challenge,on todays challenge were going on a little field trip,someplace.
kierra:oh great,i wonder what well do there.
zoey:maybe it's fun?
Alec:or suckish
kristen:where are we going,huh?
Brittney:you'll find out when we get there.
*few minutos later*
Brittney:get on the buses kiddies,it's...
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Ok let me just state that i just drawed them out from a pile. ok? and the clanages are the same but what happends isn't. now here it is. NO MEAN COMMENTS PLEASE!!!!!!!

1:Tyler

2:ezekiel

3:Gwen

4:Justin

5:Courtney

6:Sadie

7:Herold

8:lindsay

9:Beth

10: cody

11:lahsawna

12:merge (ezekiel and Gwen come back)

13:Heather

14:katie

15: Owen

16: trent

17:Geoff

18:Gwen

19:Eva

20:noah

FUNCALE 5 (DJ,Duncan,Ezekiel,Bridgette,Izzy)

21:Duncan

22:DJ

23:Izzy

Finale 2 (Bridgette and Ezekiel)

24:Bridgette

Ezekiel IS THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok i am sorry this took so long to get up, I have been busy and I thought I wrote and posted this already but aperently it didn't go through, and I had to do stuff today and well its just been a big mess ,but here is that drama filled goody stuff that I hope you like.
WARNING: If anything bad mean or rude is said about a person on this sight, I do not mean it, it is just to add in drama or suspence, unless of cource it is something nice, then of cource I mean it :D.

We where all haveing a little dance party in the living room, when we herd a few loud bangs. Normaly I wouldent have cared, becuase...
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chris:ok,if you do not receive a tooth brush,you must go to the door of shame,and get in the car of losers,and go home.the first tooth brush goes to penny.

penny:yes!

chris:jake

jake:awesome.

chris:duncan,DJ,jar3d,crystal,noah,and owen.

courtney,Ashley.its down to you two.And the final tooth brush goes to...






















































































































































































































































































































ASHLEY!


ashley:yeah!!!!

courtney:what!?but,why?!

dj:you kept telling us what to do.and,if you wouldn't make us keep looking,we might of told chris before the other team and had won.

courtney:NO FAIR!IM CALLING MY LAWYER!I WILL SUE THIS FU-

chris:chef,you know the drill.

chef:(takes her away to the...
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Here's a word from Sofie!
Hello, this is Lolly4me2 saying...
Well, sorry for this not being TDI related! TT^TT Your all so nice and considerate people, and most if not all of our friends cadastrar-se this spot! We thought it would be the best way to get mais views. *bow* Sorry, again...
"Keep driving, Courtney! We need to get to them fast!" Heather urged said CIT, who checked the speed meter. "We're already heading to the speed limit, Heather; I don't know if we should keep going."
"But Alejandro and Sierra need us!"
"I'll try..but this "Esper" isn't coming up anywhere on the map."
"Just keep trying, please! If Alejandro's there any longer.."
Leshawna put a hand on the queen bee's shoulder. "Calm down, girl."
"I can't help it. Just this morning I saw..who was normally a angry, edgy psycho..a alone, scared little boy..I know how it feels to look in the mirror and wonder who's staring...
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Ezekiel gasped. He ran to the plane, bumping into Owen. "Whoa, whoa, dude, what's wrong?!" Asked the overweight teen. The homeschooled boy began to cry. "A-A-Alejandro and S-S-Si-Sierra are..adopted!"
"What?"
"I overheard Chris and Izzy talking to Esper...they're going to take them off the show!"
"Why?"
"I don't know! We have to do something!"
"I think I have an idea."

"Are you going to be okay, Alejandro?" Heather asked. "Y-yeah, I'm fine..but..there's something I want to tell you." Alejandro replied, suddenly growing nervous.
"Yes?"
"You guys are like..the family I never had; But you're different....
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posted by Mp4girl
I've decided to start a new journal on here. Since you all know me, you'll know what I'm ranting about.

Oh, so I'm just the girl who everyone knows. Maybe it's paradise to you, but definitely not to me. I mean, how would you like it if all you experienced every dia was some dumb guys you don't even know asking you out for dates every minute? Seriously. TT

WHYYYY is it always me? Why me, when I accidentally called the wrong person (instead of calling my best friend Ojiru, I called a aleatório guy I don't even know) and was totally clueless about what the hell the guy was saying?! Well, I admit that...
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kari,taylor,natalie,andrea,jared,kevin,dannie, chante,and alyssa were trapped on a island with the dimwit blonde ditz:lindsay.
lindsay jumped up and down clapping,kari didnt look amused,she had her arms crossed.
lindsay:eeeeeeeeee!!!!!
kari:GAH!(she covered her ears)
lindsay:hi kara,nadia,tayna,audria,jason,kyle,manny,shannel, and aielsha!
none of them looked amused they all shouted:THATS NOT OUR NAMES!
kari rolled her eyes:this will be a looonnngg stay...........us,an crappy island,and HER!
she looked at lindsay who ran into a wall.
lindsay saw them leaving:hey!wait!I know the way out of here!
jared raised and eyebrow:then WHERE?
lindsay:hmm...I think I forgot.
everyone:ARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Heather was walking down an alley to get back to her house after a night out with lindsay, (she'd been forced to go) Little did she know that someone was following her stealthily. Hollow was tracking heather down por her own sound. Hollow could do this because her mum was a topo, início secret agent so she'd learnt well. She had seen what Heather was capable of on TDI. She ran towards her with a decapitated carving faca & struck her. Heather's body fell lyk a sack of potatoes. She was dead. Hollow ran off.
Warning: This is not a DxC Fanfic, this is a spoofity spoof.
Thak yewz


Courtney: Mom, dad, I would like you to meet my boyfriend, DUNCAN *pushes Duncan to parents*

Mr. Courtney: Hi there! I'm Tim, and this is Rhodna...oh.

Duncan: ...what?

Rhodna: Courtney! Why the he...I mean heck, are you dating a delenquient?

Courtney: Because he's nice and sweet!

Tim: Courtney, what did I say about delinquients?

Courtney: DADDY!

Duncan: Really, Mr. Courtney...

Tim: Mr. Buckingshire

Duncan: Sorry...Mr.Buckingshire...but really, it's fine!

Rhodna: How many times have you been to juvy, young man?

Duncan: 42, why?

Tim: That...
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