A hilarious list of things they will NEVER say... (NOAH FANGIRLS: Skip the first one for Noah, or I'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program...)

Genre: Humor/Parody

Ezekiel: Eva, you're a PMS bitch.

Eva: I like, amor life, like, a lot, like ya totally!

Noah: I'm straight. (or) Oooh, something shiney!

Justin: Looks don't matter. (or) I'm not sexy!

Katie: I'm ugly.

Sadie: I hate Katie!

Tyler: Sports? Eww, no.

Izzy: *monotone voice* Wonderful weather we are having.

Cody: I'm not a ladies man.

Beth: Damnit, get away from me, Justin!

Courtney: I WANNA ROCK!

Harold: I have no wiked skills.

Trent: Gwen...

It was bad enough when the catchy "I Wanna Be Famous" was cut to only twenty segundos in Total Drama All Stars. At least then we had the hope that it would be back to its original length for TDPI. Now, Cartoon Network has insisted that the theme song be shortened permanently, and as far as I know, not just in the US but in Canada too. Cartoon Network has no right to boss around the producers, and the fans, too. The reason Cartoon Network claims they insisted that the theme song be shortened was because they didn't think the audience could "sit through" it. Despite the fact that we sat through...