There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one dia he he cme back to school it looked like a normal dia but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal dia but when the sino rang for clas he got a 44 fogo arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so you let that be a lesson for you if you had not teased him he would have been fine who knows you could have even saved his life.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
laranja who?
laranja you glad I didn't say banana again?
Hope you had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
laranja who?
laranja you glad I didn't say banana again?
Hope you had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon leitura the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and said "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet you he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do you know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
