Zedd - Stay The Night ft. Hayley Williams

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posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if you look closely pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight you fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his comida up.Pikachu...

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How To Annoy Your Roommate 3!

posted by gossipgirlxoxo

1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.

3. Spill a lot of cerveja on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five minutos out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a criceto, hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one you may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, por today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

Cleverbot vs. frases from my favorito show, Part 1

posted by Jeffersonian

User: I didn't know you could play Twister all por yourself.

Cleverbot: I didn't know you could play the cello online either.

User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.

Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.

User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.

Cleverbot: You spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he or she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that you can see that you di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: You spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and you know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO amor AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, you stay since you live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO you wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fã then you might not wanna read this but if you do and it affends you then leave a comment and i can tell you in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned you so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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Instructions For Giving Your Cat A Pill :D !!!

posted by wild-bby

1) Pick up cat and berço it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. berço in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first artigo I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 ano old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If you met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know you don't hit when you don't get what you want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's mais but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what you think in comments please:)

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that you can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can encontro, data Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do you realize how crazy and gross a lot of fãs are???? Here is a gross artigo about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached por “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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chapter 3 of the awesome book of nothingness!!

posted by funnyshawna

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
Okay, so this is an email to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new favorito song, just so you know. omg ;i wrote mais in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, esquilo clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

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21 Ways to say I amor You (In Guy's Point of View)

posted by milorox18

21 Ways to Say I amor You

♥

1. Call her the seguinte day.

♥

2. Always laugh at her jokes.

♥

3. Tell her (truthfully) that you can't wait to see her again.

♥

4. Offer her a backrub, without asking for one in return.

♥

5. Call her just to say you were thinking about her.

♥

6. Bring her a teddy urso and chicken sopa when she's sick.

♥

7. Write her a poem.

♥

8. Slow dance with her (not only on a dance floor).

♥

9. Bring her flores for no reason.

♥

10. Send her a (handwritten) letter just to say hello.

♥

11. Always remember your anniversaries and bring her something sweet.

♥

12. kiss her in the middle...

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My REALLY aleatório Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by penguin7710

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good and you?

Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?

User: 16.

Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do you like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do you like ponies?

User: Yes. But, unicórnios are better.

Cleverbot: unicórnios aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: You said unicórnios aren't real. :( I thought you were my friend....

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A Tribute to My favorito batman and Riddler

posted by mrcodegeass

Several actors have played Batman. There have been over five live action versions of batman as well as various voice actors. People often discuss about which batman actor is the best. I think that the best is Adam West.

1. Adam West stood out mais than any other batman actor

Adam West got to play batman in a show that lasted over 100 episodes. That gave him plenty of time for his version of batman to be memorable. Later on he got to voice batman in desenhos animados which gave him a chance to play various versions of Batman. All of his performances as batman are a memorable treat.

The other live action...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Canada24's opinion of most awful stories in SERIOUSLY STRANGE and SERIAL CASE FILES

posted by Canada24

I know. I know.. mais Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..

WARNING: Disturbing Content

#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..

#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, cadela, puta mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...

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Lyrics to "I amor you" axwell ingrosso

posted by 1012jackson

I amor you
Even though I don't like you right now
I want you
Even though you keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still amor you
Even though I don't like you right now

I was tryna save us
But you got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I amor it, I amor it
You know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
You say you need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and you don't remember half of
The whole...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...