Man o' War

"Naturally"


Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
por the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That you wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help you find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left you lying here
What you'd give to dry
These amargo, amarga tears

Did it come naturally?
You a million miles from home
When you tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

1.Stand seguinte to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks por you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume you can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as you can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like you are scanning the leite and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a saia and do yoga in the middle of the store....

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like l (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect you from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life you wore heavy mittens. If you dial a phone, try to use a remote control, or try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much mais difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much mais difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything you see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are mais important than her.
4. She needs to get you comida while you sit and do whatever you want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. beijoca, smack her bunda and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that you amor her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. mover somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual perguntas a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all dia but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...

Some dreams stay with you long after you've woken up.
...
Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty or lost...

28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as you think we all are.

2.. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the mês and nothing more.

9.. If you really...

101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to cadastrar-se in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are...