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most stupid perguntas ppl ask in most obvios situations
a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?
a frnd sees me At the filmes and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets you did'nt know ?
i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding
A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were you sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs
(my favorito )
A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r you ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!
ROFL
hope u like it dont forget to comment
a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?
a frnd sees me At the filmes and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets you did'nt know ?
i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding
A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were you sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs
(my favorito )
A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r you ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!
ROFL
hope u like it dont forget to comment
