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Remember When...

posted by milorox18

REMEMBER WHEN ... 
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
 the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
 Mom (was your hero) 
and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry? 
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings 
and Race Issues were about who ran fastest? 
when "War" was a card game 
and life was simple and care free?
  remember when all you wanted to do 
WAS GROW UP?

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LoL-So True!

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What a Women Really Means When She Says.......

posted by iluvsmj

You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious por now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This cozinha is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...