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These are 10 sure sighns that you need mental help:

1) You think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) You make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) You think your underwear will eat you alive

4) You speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) You think a monkey
is living in you toilet

6) You think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I SAID PIE!!!

8) If you scream that for no reason, well, you know

9) If you go to rob a store, then fake you are an employee

10) If you think fanpop is pointless
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I thought these were funny, what do you guys think?


"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product...
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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your mês of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
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Cheese
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