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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutos looking at the laranja suco, suco de box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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aleatório Jokes

posted by nessienjake

I recieved and email with a list of aleatório jokes I thought I'd share it with you guys :)

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get...

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Funny frases From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisão por candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisão very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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Here's the take on Relationships from a Guy's POV

posted by milorox18

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting seguinte to us, and some aleatório guy walks into the room  and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutos without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a  little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

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50 aleatório Questions?!!!!!!!

posted by jodith

it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
2. Who are you in amor with?
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosa, -de-rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
6. Are you wearing socks right now?
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
9. Have you been to the filmes in the last 5 days?
10. Are you hot?
11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
12. What are you wearing right now?
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
14. Last comida that you ate?
15. Where were you last week...

Combination pizza Hut & taco sino

added by someone_save_me

A kinda stupid song XD I amor to listen to it because it lacks any real purpose.

video

aleatório

música

weird

SPN - JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND WATCH YOU BURN, ASSBUTT.

added by friendsfan101

FrancoDean@YT

video

aleatório

funny

hilarious

weird

música

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brian shows stewie 2 girls 1 cup

added by geoff101

stewie's reaction is funny XD

video

stewies

reaction

to

2

girls

1

cup

The Spase

added by asmaortonfan

Zombies!

added by dxarmy423

RPattz funnies!

added by fatoshleo

Source: tumblr,com

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can you believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how you respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee mais than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My coração skips a beat
When you walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with you until the end

I give my coração and my soul to you
To make you see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant you see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope you are getting use to this show cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did you say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope you enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST estrela ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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please forgive my sins por Musiclover456

posted by Musiclover456

please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.

why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the pergunta
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's

why is the pergunta to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the coração feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased

that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.

Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
por the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.

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The lost city

posted by keEeEeToOo

The adventure began when Jenny sat seguinte to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

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17 things i look for in a boy (comment if that's what you procurar LOL)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who comments and says bad things about my friends (no matter if they are boys or girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to show his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...

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limão PIE. EASY AND DELISH!

posted by ShiningsTar542

This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what you are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. limão Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple suco, suco de

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add limão Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water or ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated leite in the largest batedeira, misturador bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in batedeira, misturador until stiff peaks form.

Now you are half way there.

seguinte add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
XD XD