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1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too azedar, azedo
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty

My uva stepped on a mesa, tabela lamp because it was too unorganized!
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cruz the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck cruz the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cruz the road?

A: To get to the segundo hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey cruz the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey cruz the road?

A: To get hit por my car.

Q: Why did the woman cruz the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by BlackSunshine
lol I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's mais like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my seguinte life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a mural uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell you 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person you don't know

2)Then twirl another aleatório persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a aleatório persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool cantar the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and show them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a aleatório person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
posted by Mallory101
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink mais water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.


6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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