found this on the net:
20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall mural and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”
2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"
6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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