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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone it's me InvaderCalliope!

So how was your day?
Did you do something bad?
Are you a boy or a girl?
ADD ME!!!!!!
Would you rather marry jb or barney?
The cookie monster will eat your cookies!
YAY I'M GONNA BE SICK! -pukes-
Let's sing a song!
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as i fell asleep...............
I amor Invader Zim.
I got an 100 A on my project.
I'm watching Invader Zim right now.
I like you :P
I gonna hug you!
Now let's all dance with gir
oi mr.wonderful, oh your so incredible
oi Mr.wonderful, wonderful to me
Hey...........................
I am awsome!
The End
Stand on topo, início of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the topo, início of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken cruz the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cruz the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I amor you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








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READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i amor bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way you are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl you need to shave

and when you smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her início because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their perguntas with questions

Ask if you they can put comida color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a comment about his abs.

Ask if the pizza has had its shots

Ask if the pizza is organically grown

Ask if them for a free encontro, data with one of the staff if you make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys or emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and you don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do you use these emotions or others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) kiss
-See mais emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. or be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat comida that can make you sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda or crush
4) gety near load stuff or equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late hora
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms rua orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make you hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what you did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
topo, início 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time you wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say you don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite or scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with friends that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a faca of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, you don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a baixo Pro comprar or anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift comprar and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a list of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was natal Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute barco hanging on the natal árvore and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rum into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at natal time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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