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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my aleatório and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they said today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 minutos of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so por then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs por saying the most aleatório things that we can think about until the sino rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring seguinte year. You can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have you been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.

. . .

Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's mais than just half-retarded.

. . .

*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, seguro seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.

. . .

Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher faca and stab the cozinha cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are you done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .

Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s or something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead por now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN kiss MY ASS*******

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!

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